Anatomist was a genuine original.

By Verawench on Monday, November 12, 2001 - 07:23 pm: Edit

"Go eat boiled potatoes with those multiligual pencilnecks across the sea and leave Texas to those with the grit to appreciate it. "

I never get insulted like this anymore...

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, November 12, 2001 - 07:19 pm: Edit

Here she is.

You rocked some fuckin' boats allright.

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 10:24 pm: Edit

All the girls want to know: who's the cutest boy on death row?

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 09:51 pm: Edit

yes, Pornokrates! Sepulchritude is to the Internet, as Meijer is to shopping. It has EVERYTHING!

I especially like the Family Circus cartoons.

By Marc on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 06:15 pm: Edit

sepulchriture, furniture for dead people.

Bataille's "Story Of The Eye" is one of my favorite pieces of literature. And while I acknowledge Bukowski's influence of my sex writings (the humor, the coarseness), I also see some of Bataille's influence.
Particularly in the story about Kathleen's cunt farts. I love Bataille's ability to combine the lyrical and mystical with extremely graphic and often crude sexual imagery. Its the tension between the sacred and the profane that gives his writing a unique energy.

By Morriganlefey on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 06:07 pm: Edit

I for one am. I actually found the Sepulchritude site itself (and Pornokrates) far BEFORE ever finding this forum. It's just splendid, and all those into erotica (especially historic - yum!) should explore the site fully.

-M

By Verawench on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 06:07 pm: Edit

I enjoyed Kallisti's collection on antiquated erotica... I love Beardsley, his illustrations for "Lysistrata" always make me grin. Those particular ones are explicit but he's also known for sneaking a few "naughty" bits into his seemingly benign drawings (Wilde's "Salome", etc).

By Marc on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 06:03 pm: Edit

oops. sepulchritude.

By Marc on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 06:02 pm: Edit

actually I had a conversation with kallisti the other night about my porn thread. We were both wondering how many folks posting here are aware that there is an area of sepulchriture.com.
devoted to pornography.

By Morriganlefey on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 05:52 pm: Edit

At least it's not turning into a bad porno movie (again)...

*wink*

By Marc on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 05:50 pm: Edit

see what happens when the chicks take charge.
The absinthe forum turns into Tiger Beat.

By Melinelly on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 05:46 pm: Edit

come off it, marc. you know you love her ;)

vera, that last pic had me grinning like a cheshire cat... heiko is indeed beautimous ;)

By Marc on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 05:35 pm: Edit

vera,

you entered the absinthe forum throwing stones.
And it don't really bother me. Its the teenybopper
shit that bugs me. Are you really 22?

By Verawench on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 05:18 pm: Edit

8 posts from you, Marc. Quit throwing the first stone. I'm just having some fun.

By Marc on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 05:10 pm: Edit

vera,

this a thread that should be jettisoned. Pathetic.

By Germanandy on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 04:18 pm: Edit

woohoo

By Verawench on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 03:56 pm: Edit

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 03:15 pm: Edit

Anatomist has clearly been kidnapped and replaced by the alien mutant love-child of Hemmingway and Sam Peckinpah...

By Zack on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 02:32 pm: Edit

Sounds like a Rage Against The Machine song

By Alphasoixante on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:26 pm: Edit

Not-so-great Grandfathers and the Mexican War

"With the United States inheriting the Texas Republic's claim to the Rio Grande, President Polk ordered Taylor to take up a position on the river. Polk, a proponent of Manifest Destiny, was determined to take control of the disputed territory and, if possible, lay claim to California. Many Americans objected and believed the United States to be morally wrong. A young lieutenant in the expedition, Ulysses S. Grant, would later write that he had a 'horror of the Mexican War' but did not have the 'moral courage to resign.'

Today a historical marker on U.S. Highway 281 at the La Rosita site quotes Polk's assertion that 'American blood had been shed on American soil.'

Many abolitionists, especially from the northeast, did not approve of the war and saw the struggle as an attempt by the South to extend slavery. A young congressman from Illinois named Abraham Lincoln even introduced a 'spot resolution' in the House of Representatives in an attempt to force Polk to admit that the spot where the attack had come was not in the United States.

General Winfield Scott admitted that American soldier had 'committed atrocities to make Heaven weep and every American of Christian morals blush for his country. Murder, robbery and rape of mothers and daughters in the presence of tied-up males of the families have been common all along the Rio Grande.'

The doctrine of Manifest Destiny embraced a belief in American Anglo-Saxon superiority.

Said one congressman: 'This continent was intended by Providence as a vast theatre on which to work out the grand experiment of Republican government, under the auspices of the Anglo-Saxon race.'

'The inferior race must give way to the superior', said Ashbel Smith, former Sec of State of Texas.

Some 80,000 Mexicans become foreigners in their own land."

By Verawench on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:24 pm: Edit

LOL!!! Oh my god, I'm speechless.

By Alphasoixante on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:12 pm: Edit

Anatomist Destiny

By Heiko on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 05:50 am: Edit

Thanks for keeping that thread up - I just like that title so much... ;-)

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:24 am: Edit

HA
HA
YES !!!

In your FACE CYBERGOD!!! I BEAT YOU!

UH! YEAH! WOOOOOOO!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:22 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:19 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:17 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:14 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:12 am: Edit

Ok the joke's over and it isn't frickin' funny anymore but this a damn war I'm battling ...

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:09 am: Edit

Ok I'm just gonna go cry myself to sleep now...
My stupid pictures don't work. i.e. I'm stupid...

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:06 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 01:02 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:59 am: Edit

Vera,
I was off to bed and I was picking out my clothes for tomorrow and damn if something isn't gnawing away at my gut. Is this one of those "gay underwear models"? Nothing wrong with gay. I'm straight but I seem to attract the boys more than the girls. Which is flattering. However...

Is this the Marlboro Man or is this "High Paris Fashion Boy???"

By Verawench on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:24 am: Edit

LOL, it adds up over time. I think I'm on the 7th one now.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:22 am: Edit

So I gotta make you laugh nine times?
whew that's a tall order...

By Verawench on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:21 am: Edit

Amazingly accurate. Minus the blonde do and cheap suit on the boyfriend.

Enough, I'm going to sleep. Thanks, Head, they say a good laugh is one tenth of an orgasm.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 12:17 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:53 pm: Edit

Kool-ade rools off the tongue so much easier

By Zack on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:46 pm: Edit

FlavorAide, not Koolaid. It's a common misconception.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:45 pm: Edit

Well I'll have to try to sleep anyhow,

"TO SLEEP PERCHANCE TO DREAM of Jim Jones and his purple penance potion..."

FUCK! Cat hair in the Absinthe!!! DAMN MINT!!!

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:41 pm: Edit

Hi "V"

Did I mention the album was signed?

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:39 pm: Edit

drunks!! oh wait...

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:39 pm: Edit

I own his biography, Raven, in hardback.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:38 pm: Edit

I keep getting errors they wont upload

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:37 pm: Edit

Why did you bring him up??? I kick my self everytime I hear his name. I could have purchased a record album of one of his sermons for 10 bucks at a flea market but nooooooooo I had to buy damn comic books with the money. Thanks Marc now I'll never get to sleep.

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:36 pm: Edit

head,

the images you're posting are not opening up on my computer. Whats up wit dat?

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:35 pm: Edit

errrr....

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:33 pm: Edit

Now I know I'm gonna puke. Sleepy fuckin' weepy!
Have we all gone mad?
Bring on the toxic Koolaid. Jim Jones, here I come.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:33 pm: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:31 pm: Edit

One more drink and then it's sleepy weepy

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:21 pm: Edit

let me go first, I gotta puke.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:17 pm: Edit

I'm still up...

I gotta pee.

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:15 pm: Edit

I think I'm gonna puke.

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:02 pm: Edit

"Looks like you've already got a submissive euro-boyfriend waiting who'll observe all your intricate linguistic rules and be happy to wither in the shade with you over a bowl of mixed vegetables"

::snickers:: hear that Heiko? Awwww.. he called you my euro-boyfriend. In my book, that's a compliment (right alongside "gay underwear model")

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:58 pm: Edit

:::holds Rupert and Head:::

Little man, as long as you keep making those skeletons of yours and gushing over Camille Claudel, don't you dare call me affected.

And for your information, my grandfather survived Auschwitz. My great aunt gave birth in a Soviet prison in Siberia where she lived for 8 years. But I have no fucking right to bitch at anyone else's inability to cope with the world unless I've been through what they've been through. So: perhaps before you claim your proud heritage you should try toiling in 110 degree weather as your ancestors did or sleeping with roaches and scorpions crawling on your face then getting up to do it all over again.

Don't insult my heritage or yours because we are both much weaker people than our forefathers, regardless of where we come from.

Vera
a tad pissed off

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:18 pm: Edit

Ok no more before bed. I'm not the only one that's buggy around here.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:15 pm: Edit

One last image before bed

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:02 pm: Edit

Jarlsberg. And no, she didn't sneer because I spelled it wrong.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:00 pm: Edit

I have an amusing little story. I think it's funny, you might not.

Anyway, I was at the local K-Roget buying some beer and food and thought I'd dine on cheese and crackers for dinner. So I get the triscuits (deli-style) and I picked out the Jarlberg cheese. It was on a managers special which means they probably dropped it on the floor and decided to rewrap it and mark it down.

So I get up to the register with it and the Queen of my double-wide is ringing everything up and she get's to the cheese and she stops...

She pick's it up and rolls it around in her hand and reads the label and looks me up and down and whistles through her 3 tobacco stained teeth.

"Oh?"

with a look on her face like she just swallowed a dirty sock full of three day old elephant cum(Seen it happen, it ain't pretty).

I mean WHAT THE FUCK? It isn't like I bought a box of Trojans, four feet of kielbasa and three tubes of Anal Lube. It was just a wedge of cheese.

I hate that.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 09:07 pm: Edit

When I was a little head I used to think that the Ray Stevens song said...

"Everthing is beautiful,
Even John Wayne"

By Anatomist1 on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 08:32 pm: Edit

The little Bush boy they got up there in that white house is one sorry little limp-peckered runt. His daddy must've spoilt him. Hell, I think the only thing his daddy's got to show for his career is a 'perfect attendance record' certificate (framed) and a puke-stained pair of midget trousers he kept as a souveneir. If you ask me, them ain't Texans.

K.

By Heiko on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 08:29 pm: Edit

Vera,
the philosopher's eyes are Head's - if I only have a little glimpse of his view from time to time I'm very glad...

By Heiko on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 08:22 pm: Edit

Ana "dubya" tomist,

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets the "kill-em-all" feeling from time to time.

By Rupert1029 on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 08:05 pm: Edit

Hold me too Vera, I'm scared of us (Americans).

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 08:00 pm: Edit

I'm an American and he still scares me. Vera please hold me...

By Rupert1029 on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:57 pm: Edit

Anatomist, did someone piss in your Absinthe ?

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:47 pm: Edit

By Anatomist1 on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:46 pm: Edit

Vera,

I think Europe is calling your name. As a Texan by blood, I hereby extend a cordial invitation to you to get the fuck out of our fair state with all dispatch. Texas ain't the place for affected, pasty whiners. Looks like you've already got a submissive euro-boyfriend waiting who'll observe all your intricate linguistic rules and be happy to wither in the shade with you over a bowl of mixed vegetables. My great grandparents rode covered wagons out into the midst of marauding Commanches to settle that country... went to sleep wondering whether they'd wake up with their scalp still attached to their skulls... and here you are whining about how hot it is from your air-conditioned apartment. Go eat boiled potatoes with those multiligual pencilnecks across the sea and leave Texas to those with the grit to appreciate it.

K.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:45 pm: Edit

If the Windex doesn't work try the age old favorite...

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:38 pm: Edit

Head, you may not have Ted's pecs or Heiko's philosopher's eyes, but friend, you ARE the windex for the soul :-P

Vera
all too sober

By Heiko on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:24 pm: Edit

Head,
I start to believe you are the incarnation of irony (and that is a big compliment) - just looked at your new profile...
You have an incredible talent to just exactly get to the point with only a few words.
All of us circle around a theme with more or less (in my case less, because me not native speaker) eloquent posts - then there's Head's catharsis, a single sentence that holds the mirror in front of our faces. Great!

P.S. I love you all
..."Damnit, this forum IS for crazy drunks, isn't it????"
Sometimes, definitely!
thedrunkHeiko

By Rupert1029 on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:22 pm: Edit

Vera, I concur about the heat. Escaping it was always fun though. Whether it be naked at Hippie Hollow, or lying on the rocks and water falls while smoking pot in the woods of Barton Creek behind Zilker Park. I have lived in Orlando, Atlanta, Macon (Ga), Eufaula (Alabama), Pensacola, Austin, and Houston. So I have grown accustomed to humidity and heat. Just a way of life for me.

By _Blackjack on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:21 pm: Edit

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Quote:

Oh, yes, I forgot all about Ted... from the pictures I've seen he looks more like a gay underwear model (that's a compliment!) than an absinthe chemist. Mreow :P

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By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 06:32 pm: Edit

and a mighty HEIKO SILVER!!! to you...

By Heiko on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 06:08 pm: Edit

Vera,
Europe cannot be splendid as long as you are not here :-)

Pataphysician,
I whish I had rare records I could contribute to the Reggae Scientist Reading Room. I have never seen that site before, but thanks for the tip - it's great.

Head,
now I know - you must be a CEO of rotten dot com...

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 05:27 pm: Edit

LOL at Prosthesis....

"Yeah, he's ok, but have you seen Ted's pecs?!"

Oh, yes, I forgot all about Ted... from the pictures I've seen he looks more like a gay underwear model (that's a compliment!) than an absinthe chemist. Mreow :P

Rupert:

I hate the heat... goths and 100 degree weathers don't mix. I actually like the parks, the bars, etc, (UT was a great experience also) but I grew up in Europe.. nothing can ever live up to that.

Vera

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 05:12 pm: Edit

By Rupert1029 on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 04:21 pm: Edit

Vera, you really think Austin is a wretched town ? I lived there for 2 years, and never wanted to leave. Unfortunately, my company persuaded me to make the move to Houston....by throwing $$$$$$ at me. Since I'm a whore for money.....it happened. Friends in Austin said I would spend the next several years trying to get back to Austin. They were right.

By _Blackjack on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 04:12 pm: Edit

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Quote:

I always suspected a nostril was the perfect fit for Marc's manhood ::grins::

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By _Blackjack on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 04:11 pm: Edit

Yeah, he's ok, but have you seen Ted's pecs?!

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:31 am: Edit

Heiko,

You're most welcome I never doubted the picture was you, as I remember you getting a tad irritated at someone in another thread for calling you "sexy" :P . Anyway, distance or no distance, invitation for deva accepted - who knows when I might decide to trade this wretched town for the splendours of Europe...

"I guess you have already tried that... "

I always suspected a nostril was the perfect fit for Marc's manhood ::grins::

Vera
the sober wench

By Pataphysician on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 07:16 am: Edit

Say, Heiko, are you the same Heiko that contributes audio to The Reggae Scientist Reading Room?

By Heiko on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 02:00 am: Edit

Marc,

I guess you have already tried that...

;-)

By Heiko on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:59 am: Edit

Thank you Vera! You saved my day (it's 10 in the morning here) :-))
I'd love to invite you on a few glasses of Deva tonight, but unfortunately Austin is a little far from here :-(
It is Murphy's law that an intelligent pretty girl who loves absinthe must be living on the other side of the globe (well, almost other side).
At least I can enjoy reading your posts (which I always do, you are very simpatico!)

I swear the picture is me!!!
I made it myself with a camcorder connected to a Wintv card - therefore the colors and lighting were poor, so I had to enhance it with a simple "stamp" effect.
The result was better than what I had expected - but really, it was done in 5 minutes. If you don't believe me I'm gonna do this picture again and post it without the effect applied (haven't kept the original because it didn't look that good IMO).

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:58 am: Edit

screwdrivers are not required. I simply ram my cock up your nostril till it bumps up against your frontal lobe. A few strokes and you're in ecstasy.

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:52 am: Edit

lol, first you'd have to take a screw driver to my head... now, I don't mind some pain but that sounds a bit much.. definitely not worth getting cranium-crammed ::snickers::

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:41 am: Edit

"screwing with my deva-fried brain"

vera,

comeon admit it, you want me to skullfuck you.

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:08 am: Edit

lol!!!!!!!! well, i'll be damned. Heiko, damn you, you had a girl fooled.

...or is it just Marc screwing with my deva-fried brain? No pun intended, damnit :P

By Marc on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:05 am: Edit

vera,

that ain't heiko, its Adam Ant.

By Verawench on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:01 am: Edit

I'm wasted on Deva 70 and looking at his picture... he's quite the Adonis.

Damnit, this forum IS for crazy drunks, isn't it????


Vera