Marc is beautiful

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By Admin on Monday, May 28, 2001 - 12:43 am: Edit

No, but I did date a contortionist for about 3 days. Now THAT was fun.

I *heart* circus freaks.

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, May 28, 2001 - 12:17 am: Edit

I sure hope you dont know any Gurkahs. Those guys can tear the place up!

By Admin on Monday, May 28, 2001 - 12:05 am: Edit

I call them "scimitars" (guys like that) ... and I've seen a couple. Not all that rare, unless I'm just lucky.

Oh, was that a rhetorical question?

By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 11:26 pm: Edit

Yes, the day is now!

By Verawench on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 11:21 pm: Edit

"His healthy pot belly was no doubt considered extremely sexy, back in the day."

Um... Odd Nerdrum is still very much alive and kicking.

By Perruche_Verte on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 11:15 pm: Edit

ROTFL!

Wonder what that'll do to site traffic.

Is it just me or is the guy's cock a little more bent than is common? (OK, who's seen lots of cocks? Come on, show and prove, baby.)

His healthy pot belly was no doubt considered extremely sexy, back in the day.

People who get to browse websites devoted to disreputable alcoholic beverages while they're pretending to work are way too privileged anyway.

P. "government wage slave" V.

By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 11:09 pm: Edit

I know Odds got a real trophy for his size too...

By Verawench on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 11:07 pm: Edit

Odd Nerdrum! The modern Rembrandt! Never saw a man look so upset at having an erection.

By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 11:00 pm: Edit

Blackjack this is for you...


Odd
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!

By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 12:22 am: Edit

That's tempting... Mmmmm, that's real tempting. I think I can walk to Vegas in 6 days.

By Marc on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 11:41 pm: Edit

head,

time to walk the walk. I'll pay for your airfare.
Come on out. Dita awaits.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 11:12 pm: Edit

And Marc if you go, I don't deserve an autograph from Dita. I've been a bad bad boy... I deserve a spanking!

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 11:04 pm: Edit

Less goofing off and more working, there slacker!

By _Blackjack on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 10:39 pm: Edit

mmmm....Dita....

Oh, you know, some of us _do_ read this board while goofing off at work, so, ah, less nipples next time.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 10:13 pm: Edit

If you are, can you get me Dita Von Tease's autograph? Or just send her to me.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 07:52 pm: Edit

Dressed To Thrill VI
Marc are you going?

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:18 am: Edit

and then we go on to sing how doves fall out of the sky evertime Marc walks by...

CLOSE TO MARC!

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:16 am: Edit

Why do bats suddenly appear
everytime Marc is near
just like V they long to be close to Marc

ON THE DAY THAT MARC WAS SPAWNED THE DEMONS GOT TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO CREATE A HUMAN OF ECTOPLASMIC GOO So they sprinkled evil in his hair and painted paisley in his eyes of blue.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:08 am: Edit

Marc is so beautiful to me
can't you seeeeeheeeheeheEEEEEEEEE?
He's everthing I hoped for
He's everything I need

Marc is so beautiful to meeEEEEE EEEEEE EE E !!!

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 08:36 pm: Edit

Woah. It was starting to get buried... Let's bring this bad boy back up to the top.

By _Blackjack on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 06:59 pm: Edit

It was WINGS!

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 06:32 pm: Edit

MANPON
It's not your father's sanitary napkin.

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 06:20 pm: Edit

There's a big TLC Match coming up. I'll be back in a little while.

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 06:18 pm: Edit

Isn't he lovely
Isn't he wonderful
Isn't he special
He's just 25,764,480 minutes old...

or so.

By Marc on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 06:13 pm: Edit

I wear the ultra-Manpon, with the wraparound.
Covers all exits. Good for the unexpected ejaculate and the dribbling shits. They're totally recyclable. In fact, I take the used ones, roll em up and throw em in the fireplace and put a match to them. The methane gives off a beautiful blue-green glow. Very romantic on cold winter nights. You can grill foods over the burning Manpon. The vapors impart a wonderful flavor to shiskabobs and marshmallows.

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:48 pm: Edit

I'm a little distracted right now. SMACKDOWN is on.

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:47 pm: Edit

That's right. He's a little Devil he is. Spittin' venom all day long. That's why I wear the MANPON. It absorbs any unexpected residue during that "time of the day" for us boys.

By Marc on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:42 pm: Edit

oh, I got you. Snake eye.

Don't forget to wipe yourself. Mama don't like crusty undies.

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:39 pm: Edit

Which eye did you think I was... No no no!
Not those eyes, silly!

By Marc on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:38 pm: Edit

head,

"bringing a tear to Head's eye"

what happened to your other eye. Lose it?
Is that why you wear the prosthesis?

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:33 pm: Edit

You guys are bringing a tear to Head's eye.
Hold me Vera, hold me...

By Verawench on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:13 pm: Edit

Damn! Another annoying teeny-bopper.

By Marc on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 05:03 pm: Edit

Thankyou very much. Its so rare that a man is willing to let down his guard and acknowledge another man's beauty. Heiko you are that man. And yes, I am beautiful.

By Heiko on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 01:38 pm: Edit

I'm so sorry Vera, but after Marc and Kevin told me the truth about goth girls, I'm afraid I must cancel my ticket to the states.
How could I know? I'm just a little cybernerd with no knowlegde of real life...
Oooooh...it hurts so much!

*whining like a sissie and wetting my pants*

By Verawench on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 01:22 pm: Edit

what am I, chopped liver?

By Heiko on Thursday, May 24, 2001 - 12:52 pm: Edit

I love you, too

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