Head_Prosthesis is Bootyfull

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By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 01:12 am: Edit

Uber Head update:
Carrot Juice- check
Asanas- check
Baths- check
Wheezing- daily
Big Bowl of Bran Buds- gotcha!
Tai Chee- still learing moves
Deep Tissue Massage- see next
Punching the Clown- He's Silly. I beat him silly I tell you!!!
Bowl- Got a nice one from the dollar store

2 Days and already I am feeling the effects. I'm a winner Marc, I'm a winner!!!

By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 07:26 am: Edit

Marc, Yes with a little help from NASA and allot of help from taxpayers like you.

By Marc on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 01:53 am: Edit

head

the eerie looking mars face on your profile page, did you design it?

By Marc on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 01:25 am: Edit

head,

I know you can do it. I have faith in you.
Start the day with a big glass of freshly squeezed carrot juice. Followed by 45 minutes of yoga asanas. Then alternating hot and cold baths. Do some deep breathing excercises. Tai chi.
High colonic. Deep tissue massage. Spend the balance of the day feverishly pulling your pud,
collecting the pecker snot in a large ceramic bowl. Thats dinner. After a week of this program,
you will notice your skin taking on a radiant glow. There will be a twinkle in your eyes, a spring in your step. Women will adore you. Men will envy you. Dogs will follow you. Never again will you suffer the crippling emotions of shame and self-loathing. You will be a man among men. A beacon of hope for young, disenfranchised geeks the world over. All hail Uber-Head!

By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 01:15 am: Edit

Today when I get up I promise myself to be more benign, smarter, creative, refreshingly supportive, admantly resolved, unobtrusive, less ridiculous, successfully reproductive, highly evolved, wooed, screwed and tattooed.

Three out of 12 won't be bad.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 08:09 pm: Edit

I see two girls who could use my help
Venus De Headless

By Melinelly on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 07:39 pm: Edit

i'll have what he's having, please.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 07:24 pm: Edit

NASA releases new pictures of Cydonian "face"...

Don't you FUCKIN' look at me!!!

By Petermarc on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 05:32 pm: Edit

i am not an animal!

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 05:22 pm: Edit

oh! I feel strange...

running out of Absinthe...

the mask slipping...

must run quickly... ah...

...got to, keep moving...

...almost there...

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:47 pm: Edit

You put peepee in my thread. WAAAAAAHHH!!!!
I'm tellin'...

By Anatomist1 on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 08:21 pm: Edit

GODDAMMNIT! DID SOMEONE SAY GOLDEN MOMENT?

golden

By Anatomist1 on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 08:19 pm: Edit

Did someone say golden moment?

golden

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 07:48 pm: Edit

Thank you MattB, Thank you Heiko, it's kind gentle folks like you that allow me to keep my wretched dirty head up... I think you two people are special. Golden moments like this are what it's all about.

By Heiko on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 03:41 pm: Edit

Your prosthesis works much better than all the natural grown heads!

By Mattb on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 01:56 pm: Edit

..because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you!

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 11:15 am: Edit

Sometimes you have to take time out of the day to look into the mirror and say

"Hey you, I love you! I do. I truely do!"


...then hug yourself real violently, faint, hit your head on the sink counter and pass out.

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