|By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - 01:12 am: Edit|
Uber Head update:
Carrot Juice- check
Big Bowl of Bran Buds- gotcha!
Tai Chee- still learing moves
Deep Tissue Massage- see next
Punching the Clown- He's Silly. I beat him silly I tell you!!!
Bowl- Got a nice one from the dollar store
2 Days and already I am feeling the effects. I'm a winner Marc, I'm a winner!!!
|By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 07:26 am: Edit|
Marc, Yes with a little help from NASA and allot of help from taxpayers like you.
|By Marc on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 01:53 am: Edit|
the eerie looking mars face on your profile page, did you design it?
|By Marc on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 01:25 am: Edit|
I know you can do it. I have faith in you.
Start the day with a big glass of freshly squeezed carrot juice. Followed by 45 minutes of yoga asanas. Then alternating hot and cold baths. Do some deep breathing excercises. Tai chi.
High colonic. Deep tissue massage. Spend the balance of the day feverishly pulling your pud,
collecting the pecker snot in a large ceramic bowl. Thats dinner. After a week of this program,
you will notice your skin taking on a radiant glow. There will be a twinkle in your eyes, a spring in your step. Women will adore you. Men will envy you. Dogs will follow you. Never again will you suffer the crippling emotions of shame and self-loathing. You will be a man among men. A beacon of hope for young, disenfranchised geeks the world over. All hail Uber-Head!
|By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, May 27, 2001 - 01:15 am: Edit|
Today when I get up I promise myself to be more benign, smarter, creative, refreshingly supportive, admantly resolved, unobtrusive, less ridiculous, successfully reproductive, highly evolved, wooed, screwed and tattooed.
Three out of 12 won't be bad.
|By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 08:09 pm: Edit|
|By Melinelly on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 07:39 pm: Edit|
i'll have what he's having, please.
|By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 07:24 pm: Edit|
NASA releases new pictures of Cydonian "face"...
|By Petermarc on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 05:32 pm: Edit|
i am not an animal!
|By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 05:22 pm: Edit|
oh! I feel strange...
running out of Absinthe...
the mask slipping...
must run quickly... ah...
...got to, keep moving...
|By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 09:47 pm: Edit|
You put peepee in my thread. WAAAAAAHHH!!!!
|By Anatomist1 on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 08:21 pm: Edit|
GODDAMMNIT! DID SOMEONE SAY GOLDEN MOMENT?
|By Anatomist1 on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 08:19 pm: Edit|
Did someone say golden moment?
|By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 07:48 pm: Edit|
Thank you MattB, Thank you Heiko, it's kind gentle folks like you that allow me to keep my wretched dirty head up... I think you two people are special. Golden moments like this are what it's all about.
|By Heiko on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 03:41 pm: Edit|
Your prosthesis works much better than all the natural grown heads!
|By Mattb on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 01:56 pm: Edit|
..because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you!
|By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 11:15 am: Edit|
Sometimes you have to take time out of the day to look into the mirror and say
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