Absinthe and drug tests....

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By br0therben on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 03:27 pm: Edit

Don,
No, the minigun in Predator was not a fantasy...in fact it was for sale in the back of shotgun news not to long ago.

Now, it IS a fantasy as far as combat readiness is concerned..

DOH! I strayed off topic again.

By malhomme on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 11:33 am: Edit

Clear!!!
**Frump!!!**
**Beeeeeeeep!!!**

By WIZ on Saturday, July 29, 2000 - 07:28 pm: Edit

What is my manna Chairman? I still do not understand what you mean, to quote you...


"though there is, to be fair, some debate... you
contact JAH WIZ, he may have stored in a Special K
type place a nice warm shot of the overproof,
OVERSIZE THC granule laden special 'yellow
louching' absinthe, poured from above... (even the
legendary BIG MANGO DON cautions not to knock it
before trying it.)

Perchance you, SK, should be the one to taste the
manna from JAH WIZ's heaven, or something... "

Jah Love
WIZ

By CHAIRMAN BARNEY on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 09:10 pm: Edit

ALL HAIL.

CAPTAIN ROTUNDO HAS SPOKEN.

GLEAN FROM HIS WORDS, LIKE THE EYES GLEAN SUNLIGHT
FROM SPARKLING STEEL CAGES.

CAPTAIN, SHOULD WE BUY LA FEE, OR WAIT FOR THE
ASIAN VERSION OF THE FRENCH ORIGINAL???

WE AWAIT.

By Captain Rotundo: Defender of the Universe on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 02:05 pm: Edit

I am not sure, did someone just accuse me of posting about THC? hmmm.... I dont think I will win a steel cage match aginst a chemist..... especially one who take the time to correct his own spelling rather than wait for a flame war to start from all the 'n' proponants out there.

By WIZ on Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 06:44 pm: Edit

What this person, Chairman Barney formerly Nah Poo talking about?

Regards
Jah Love
WIZ

By Don Walsh on Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 03:18 am: Edit

I did NOT back out of the steel cage challenge. However my manager has yet to hear back from the WWF as to Rotundo's license status. Anyway there is also the small matter of my fee, and also, who gets choice of weapons. I want the man portable minigun from PREDATOR as carried by Jesse Ventura. As that one is a fantasy, I will settle for one of the handful of actual GE 5.56mm SixPack prototypes. They could maybe be handheld for short bursts.

Rough in a phone booth! or in a steel cage.

Failing that maybe a Mark 19 Mod 3?

By Chairman Barney formerly Nah Poo on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 09:24 pm: Edit

Special K- take a V.

and while waiting for the drug to take hold,
listen to 'don't crush that dwarf, hand me the
pliers', by the firesign theatre.

and not to speak for the forum, but we here at the
forum have it on the authority of the undefeated
(Don backed out) steel cage champion absinthe/THC
granule producer (not to mention lady wrestler
seducer) CAPTAIN ROTUNDO that:

the largest THC granules are to be found in Hill's
absinthe, from the Czech Republic (they bypass the
kidneys entirely)

though there is, to be fair, some debate... you
contact JAH WIZ, he may have stored in a Special K
type place a nice warm shot of the overproof,
OVERSIZE THC granule laden special 'yellow
louching' absinthe, poured from above... (even the
legendary BIG MANGO DON cautions not to knock it
before trying it.)

Perchance you, SK, should be the one to taste the
manna from JAH WIZ's heaven, or something...

By Don Walsh on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 09:04 pm: Edit

Correction to last post:

For 'metholated' read 'mentholated'

Sorry. Just a typo.

By Don Walsh on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 09:00 pm: Edit

Any drug test that can't distinguish between THC (a complex multi-terpenoid) and simple monoterpenes like thujone, would also go false positive for people who work with or around turpentine, or use Vicks Vaporub, or Absorbine Jr., or take metholated cough syrups, or eat foods seasoned with sage, tarragon, etc.

There is so much pinene, menthol, camphor, eucalyptol, etc out there in over the counter products, candies, lotions, creams, etc etc that such a test would be useless.

Thujone (and all of these monoterpenes) are NOT closely related to THC. Speculation about similar structure-activity relationship and receptor site has been thoroughly debunked, the two have totally different receptor sites and mechanisms, making their alleged structural similarity meaningless. Probably wishful thinking on the part of the original proposer, and esp on the part of the many who took up the cry.

By Alfred Lord Fagosio on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 07:57 pm: Edit

Fairy Felcher!

By Alfred Lord Fagosio on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 07:48 pm: Edit

Yes, words from my asshole.
And crap from your mouth.
Humorless Fool!

By Special-K on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 05:46 pm: Edit

"THC granules"from the Canibus absintheum plant, a rare hemp-wormwood hybrid.

Someone is talking out of their asshole! Stupid fool!

By Alfred Lord Fagosio on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 04:37 pm: Edit

Absente (the drink of discerning buyers) uses special 50K lbs presses to extract the most pure "THC granules" from the Canibus absintheum plant, a rare hemp-wormwood hybrid from the Chilean highlands (not the lowlands!!!). These "THC granules" are too large to pass through your kidney, and therefore go undetected in the drug test. No need to worry, mate.

With Hill's you might test positive for a poppyseed roll.

HTH,
Alfred Lord Fagosio

By the fried fairy on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 03:34 pm: Edit

yeah it will...it will show up as crack and angel dust..so watch out

By Facinorous on Monday, July 24, 2000 - 01:14 pm: Edit

I was just wondering about Thujone showing up on mandatory tests. Does anyone have any info? Any suggestions? Since it's supposedly very similar to THC....Thanks!

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