|By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, June 29, 2001 - 08:29 pm: Edit|
Time to MOOOOOOVE! To Clawson, Michigan
A law makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with
his pigs, cows, horses, goats and chickens.
Save those pennies don't throw em at your co-workers
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
Stay away from Detroit though
It is illegal to let your pig run free unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
"Rootin'" that reminds me of my Grandpa's dream...
And Marc you'll have to whisper "I've got a gal, in Kalamazoo zoo zoo...
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
|By Tavarua on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 12:38 pm: Edit|
|By Perruche_Verte on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 11:53 am: Edit|
I don't know if "purebred" lesbian cows exist in nature, but young heifers do play with each other quite a bit, as do adult cows in heat...
|By Wolfgang on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 09:06 am: Edit|
Whahaha, you made my day!
|By Midas on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 12:48 am: Edit|
That's fantastic. I wonder if there are a lot of lesbian cattle around...
|By Melinelly on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 07:38 pm: Edit|
"...Halama's not getting it up there very hard."
quote from Bill King, Oakland A's announcer, during tonight's game... he's talking about baseball right? hehe
|By Ariadnae on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 06:49 pm: Edit|
Pretty funny...in a demented sort of way....
|By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 05:05 pm: Edit|
That was even more awesome.
|By Melinelly on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 05:00 pm: Edit|
ok, was gonna post this link in relevant topics, but just checked and that would be like three or four recent conversations here... so, here ya go, all in it's own thread =P
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