Bdsm, bull dyke, and beef on the farm...

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By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, June 29, 2001 - 08:29 pm: Edit

Time to MOOOOOOVE! To Clawson, Michigan

Clawson
A law makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with
his pigs, cows, horses, goats and chickens.

Save those pennies don't throw em at your co-workers

Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.


Stay away from Detroit though
It is illegal to let your pig run free unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.

"Rootin'" that reminds me of my Grandpa's dream...

And Marc you'll have to whisper "I've got a gal, in Kalamazoo zoo zoo...

Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

By Tavarua on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 12:38 pm: Edit

MOOOOOOOOOOO

By Perruche_Verte on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 11:53 am: Edit

I don't know if "purebred" lesbian cows exist in nature, but young heifers do play with each other quite a bit, as do adult cows in heat...

"farm boy"
P.V.

By Wolfgang on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 09:06 am: Edit

Whahaha, you made my day!

By Midas on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 12:48 am: Edit

That's fantastic. I wonder if there are a lot of lesbian cattle around...

By Melinelly on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 07:38 pm: Edit

"...Halama's not getting it up there very hard."

quote from Bill King, Oakland A's announcer, during tonight's game... he's talking about baseball right? hehe

By Ariadnae on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 06:49 pm: Edit

Pretty funny...in a demented sort of way....

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 05:05 pm: Edit

That was even more awesome.

By Melinelly on Wednesday, June 27, 2001 - 05:00 pm: Edit

ok, was gonna post this link in relevant topics, but just checked and that would be like three or four recent conversations here... so, here ya go, all in it's own thread =P

http://www.riddleme.com/html/cow.html

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