Where the fuck is the action at?

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By _Blackjack on Sunday, July 08, 2001 - 02:11 pm: Edit

If your fuck is the color of cooked steak, consult your doctor.

By _Blackjack on Sunday, July 08, 2001 - 02:07 pm: Edit


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Where the fuck is the action at?




That was what I asked the first time I fired a Glock. Nice little guns, tho...

By Marc on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 11:36 pm: Edit

head,

your fuck stick is next to the fish sticks,
2 shelves down from the fuck steak
and a few inches to the right of
the piss flaps.

By Marc on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 11:33 pm: Edit

the only meat I eat is raw fuck steak.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 11:23 pm: Edit

Where the fuck is my fuck stick?

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 11:21 pm: Edit

where the fuck is the fuck steak I ordered?

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 11:21 pm: Edit

where the fuck is the fuck steak I ordered?

By Marc on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 11:09 pm: Edit

raw steak.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 10:59 pm: Edit

Well done Marc!

By Marc on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 10:28 pm: Edit

fuck is the color of steak.

By Cheese on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 08:12 pm: Edit

I prefer mine pink garnished with a bit of pearly white.

By Morriganlefey on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 07:45 pm: Edit

Exactly what color IS fuck?

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 03:37 am: Edit

Watch the world through fuck colored glasses.

By Marc on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 03:04 am: Edit

where the fuck is the fuck?
it disappears.
a good, soul stirring, barrier destroying fuck
is a disappearing act, a mind meld, a fusion of souls. a good fuck will make you transparent,
a window on the world.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 12:22 am: Edit

where the fuck are the go go dancers?

Go-going to town

where the fucks my amyl nitrate and cock ring?

They're laying all around

where the fuck is head at?

Right ore' here Sweetheart

where the fucks my negro lover Syrene?

He's rick-shawing my cart

where the fucks my fucking truck?

Down at Cooter's garage

where the fucks my suicidal girlfriend Dandelion?

She's mantra-ing for RAJ

where the fuck is the glorious fucking sun?

Shining out of your behind

where the fuck is angelfood mcspade?

Playing pony for white boys to ride

where the fucks the tortured soul of Sal Mineo?

Turning tricks in the sewey hole

where the fuck is slim whitman?

Yoddle layhee yoodle loohoo ho!

where the fuck is poontang alley?

In the grave between my thighs

where the fucks my murderous mistress Mandy?

Measuring me up for a big surprise

where the fuck is this fucking place?

Down the hall and to the right

where the fucks my ticket to paradise?

Right here next to me, tonight

where the fuck is Robert Goulet?

Oh please my dear, I don't go that way!!!

By Mr_Rabbit on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 12:05 am: Edit

Garfield the cat used to say Shit and Fuck and Hell, he did in the books from way back, and Jon would say so too, but now he doesn't, sanitized orange kitty, pottymouthectomy, was it for the money, was it for the fame? Just for the chance to hump your leg from out of the Sunday funnies, laid on your lap while you have your coffee? A big stripey orange blow job for The Man?

Beetle Bailey, and when will there ever be a war? A red and green and red again sunday page, a flashing bombing machine gun in the jungle, born to kill Beetle Bailey sunday funny page, not funny at all, no, not when Beetle tries to shirk to go find a whore, and Sarge goes and tells him off, ha ha, and maybe Beetle, maybe Beetle while they're lost out somewhere in the bush, he remembers that extra KP, and says hey Sarge, look out! And sarge says what, and Beetle he frags him, just shoots him right between the eyes and says 'sniper, Sarge. Fucking sniper' my one liner punchline, short sharp and to the point, and where is Beetle slumped lifeless over his weapon, where are my technicolor Beetle Bailey Brains all splattered everywhere, maybe even so far they might get a little on Nancy and Sluggo, waiting at home for the box with the flag on it?

Where is my Dennis the Menace, all high on ritalyn, or wait make that low, staring into space and doing his lessons?

By Netsurfer on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 11:27 pm: Edit

Pernod cheezecake? Now I know what to do with that Deva!

By Anatomist1 on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 09:39 pm: Edit

I saw a grizzled little man huddled in the corner. He looked like a shrunken Marty Feldman. He was rocking back and forth and feverishly testing the heel of a liquid-filled stilleto-heeled pump with his calloused purple tongue. I tried to ignore him, but the glint of light off of the large golden ring he twirled around his index finger kept drawing me back...

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 08:52 pm: Edit

Oh, here it is. Silly me!

By Cheri on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 07:41 pm: Edit

Somewhere there is a group of gnomes with one pierced ear and one foot..

By Matei on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 05:01 pm: Edit

Underwear gnomes - what the hell about the damn sock gnomes! These bastards have followed me all over the world!

By Cheri on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 01:40 pm: Edit

Where the fuck is my other gold hoop earring..

By Verawench on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 10:32 am: Edit

Where the fuck are the fresh cut flowers?
Where the fuck are my antipasti?
Where the fuck are the caterers?
Where the fuck are the fireworks?
Where the fuck are the naked negro servants in silk pink stockings?
Where the fuck are the Pernod cheesecakes?
Where the fuck are the overdressed guests?
Where the fuck is my buzz?
Where the fuck is the wormwood rush?
Where the fuck are my sugar cubes?
WHERE THE FUCK IS JADE???

By Tavarua on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 10:13 am: Edit

Yea, everyone knows this to be true, underworld of the underwear gnomes, but no one ever had the cahonnies to unviel the truth. That is, until Trea Parker and Matt ________ stepped up to the plate.

"Best episode ever."

By Tavarua on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 10:12 am: Edit

Yea, everyone knows this to be true, underworld of the underwear gnomes, but no one ever had the cahonnies to bring it into light, that is until Trea Parker and Matt ________ stepped up to the plate.

"Best episode ever."

By Heiko on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 10:03 am: Edit

'So what is step two?' - 'Uhm' -silence-.... 'Step three: enjoy mass profit!'

This scene is really hilarious!

By Tavarua on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 09:35 am: Edit

In conjuction with the mysterious crime family of underware gnomes.
Their creed:
Steps -
1) Collect underware
2) ?????
3) Enjoy mass profit

By Cheri on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 09:13 am: Edit

Check in the sofa, unless it ran off with a bunch of odd socks..

By Verawench on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 09:11 am: Edit

::checks under the table::

Nope.

Have you tried the medicine cabinet?

By Cheri on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 07:59 am: Edit

I don't see any of 'em here either

By Cheri on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 07:59 am: Edit

I don't see any of 'em here either

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 07:11 am: Edit

Not here. Not here.

By Marc on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 02:27 am: Edit

where the fuck are the fucking fucks?

sipping angelic green glowing stuff.

you fuck the fairy and what the fuck?

isn't fucking that bitch enough?

empowered by women...and brought to my knees

i'll fuck them in hell...for eternity

By Marc on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 02:05 am: Edit

where the fuck is ian?
where the fuck are his pictures of Lily?
where the fuck is his black leather stethoscope?
where the fuck is his day-glo eyepatch?
where the fuck is his wife in waiting Eloise?
where the fuck is his former lover Mitchell?
where the fuck has ian left his velvet slippers?
where the fuck is the darkness that once enveloped
ian's delicate white shoulders?

By Absinthedrinker on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 01:59 am: Edit

Did you wake up in the wrong apartment again Marc?

By Marc on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 01:55 am: Edit

where the fuck are the go go dancers?
where the fucks my amyl nitrate and cock ring?
where the fuck is head at?
where the fucks my negro lover Syrene?
where the fucks my fucking truck?
where the fucks my suicidal girlfriend Dandelion?
where the fuck is the glorious fucking sun?
where the fuck is angelfood mcspade?
where the fucks the tortured soul of Sal Mineo?
where the fuck is slim whitman?
where the fuck is poontang alley?
where the fucks my murderous mistress Mandy?
where the fuck is this fucking place?
where the fucks my ticket to paradise?
where the fuck is Robert Goulet?

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