Spirits Corner - Funny Packaging

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By _Blackjack on Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 09:17 am: Edit

What, those funny-looking birds?

By Darkdaze on Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 09:13 am: Edit

No, Artemis, I don't have a problem with that, but I still found the egress.

dd

By Artemis on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 10:47 am: Edit


Quote:

If customs or anybody else really gave a shit SC couldn't get anything into this country save for a teaspoon or two in a condom up some mules ass.




Customs gives a shit about cocaine. Is that why not more than a teaspoon or two ever makes it into "this country" (whatever country that is)??

We don't talk here about what appears on Customs Declarations. The owner of this website supports that policy. If you have a problem with that, YOU need to find the exit.

By Heiko on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 10:15 am: Edit

Well, IMO we can talk about drugs and whatever else on this forum (I'm not paranoid in that respect and not afraid of keyword hunting fbi search bots), but I DO understand why no one should talk about declaration.

It's a matter of "will this package be opened or not". When it is opened, a big label that says "Absenta" speaks for itself, that's for sure.

By Darkdaze on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 09:06 am: Edit

Jeez, lighten up folks.

#1 If this forum is so worried about leaking secrets I suggest you all save your posts and meet in a darkened alley somewhere.

#2 If customs or anybody else really gave a shit SC couldn't get anything into this country save for a teaspoon or two in a condom up some mules ass.

dd

By Perruche_Verte on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 10:47 pm: Edit

But seriously: Kallisti, isn't there some way to make it harder to enter the forum without understanding that WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE DECLARATION FORMS? Every other time a new person posts here, it's all, tee hee, look what they wrote on my package.

By Perruche_Verte on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 10:09 pm: Edit

Mine said "Low Level Radioactive Waste -- Not for Human Consumption".

By Cheri on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 07:11 pm: Edit

Last one I got from them was marked, "giant vibrating dildoe" and underneath in small print, "batteries not included."

By Frater_Carfax on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 06:59 pm: Edit

ah bugger

forget it, visual gag has lost its impact now...

By Frater_Carfax on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 06:53 pm: Edit

!!!DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!

(arms flaying wildly)

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By Artemis on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 06:22 pm: Edit

Sorry, your first post gets nothing but boos.

Everybody here knows how SC marks their packages.

Nobody here talks about it out loud.

By Zack on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 06:11 pm: Edit

!*Admin*!

By Morriganlefey on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 06:10 pm: Edit

KALLISTI!!! Uh oh.....sensor alert!! Delete this thread!

Darkdaze - that's a lovely little tidbit we like to (and need to) keep secret.

By Darkdaze on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 05:19 pm: Edit

Hi, another new member, hold the boos please:)

** SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION **

I had to laugh

dd

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