Happy Valentine's Day

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By Lordhobgoblin on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 01:25 pm: Edit

Sitting on a cornflake

By Chrysippvs on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:58 pm: Edit

it has not connection at all....just better than some pre-nuptial romatic trash...

By Pataphysician on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:57 pm: Edit

Chrys:

As i(t) lay dying, I picked it up and ran with it. That was the first "grownup" book I read, at age 12. A line like "My mother is a fish" just sticks in your mind.

You've stumped me with the Valentine's Day connection, though.

By Pataphysician on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:42 pm: Edit

I could just remember how my father used to say that the reason for living was to get ready to stay dead a long time. ...I gave Anse Dewey Dell to negative Jewel. Then I gave him Vardaman to replace the child I had robbed him of. And now he has three children that are his and not mine. And then I could get ready to die.

By Heiko on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:30 pm: Edit

Pata:

That's why an old german saying says:
"Seven beer equal a schnitzel"

*g*

By Rimbaud on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:17 pm: Edit

Actually...it's spelled "Goo Goo Gajoob!"

~21st Century Rimbaud

By Chrysippvs on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:11 pm: Edit

Pat,

It is amazing how long that went on. I expected it to die on the table...great save.

By Pataphysician on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:09 pm: Edit

Heiko:

Try drinking a quart of bourbon. There's a lot of nourishment in a bushel of corn, ya know.

By Chrysippvs on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 11:52 am: Edit

And I saw something Dewey Dell told me not to tell nobody. It is not about Pa and it is not about Cash and it is not about Jewel and it is not about Dewey Dell and it is not about me.

By Heiko on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 11:44 am: Edit

Is anybody supposed to understand this?
Or should I just smoke some weed and then find out it's real funny and giggle for hours? ;-)

By Lordhobgoblin on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 11:23 am: Edit

Coo Coo Catchu

By Pataphysician on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 06:15 pm: Edit

I stand corrected. Jewel's mother IS a horse. The value of which Darl tried to burn up. He went crazy. He went crazy and went to Jackson both. Lots of people didn't go crazy.

By _Blackjack on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 05:07 pm: Edit

I am the walrus.

By Pataphysician on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 04:55 pm: Edit

No, Jewel's mother is a fish. Her name is Addie. But Pa is not Jewel's father. And the mules drown.

By Chrysippvs on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 04:22 pm: Edit

Jewel's mother is a horse. My mother is a fish. That is not my mother. My mother doesn't smell like that.

By Pataphysician on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 03:21 pm: Edit

Jewel knows he is, because he does not know that he does not know whether he is or not. He cannot empty himself for sleep because he is not what he is and he is what he is not.

By Fluid on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 02:23 pm: Edit

louche lips shink sips

By Lordhobgoblin on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 01:49 pm: Edit

If your mother is a fish then don't stick her in a barrel or Bob might shoot her.

By Pataphysician on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 05:04 pm: Edit

when we get to town I'm gettin' bananas and Pa's gonna get his teeth

By Chrysippvs on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 03:13 pm: Edit

my mother is a fish

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