The Birthday Song

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By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 07:08 pm: Edit

What a talent! But, I'll be impressed when she can OPEN my beer with those.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 07:07 pm: Edit

Check your mail dammit!

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 07:05 pm: Edit

Fine.

I don't need any extra titties anyway.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 07:04 pm: Edit

this is your UPS tracking number: Z294377210324849A

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 07:00 pm: Edit

Pwease? awwww

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:59 pm: Edit

Send to me.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:58 pm: Edit

Well, maybe some other time...

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:57 pm: Edit

Thunder Titty Strikes

Lemme open that for ya fella

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:56 pm: Edit

Thunder Titty Strikes

1,Lemme open that for ya fella

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:54 pm: Edit

The clit is smiling!!! The clit has dentures!

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:54 pm: Edit

Nothing shameful about it.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:52 pm: Edit

The Liberace Vagina

GLOOOOOORIUS!!!

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:50 pm: Edit

You talkin' about the BBC???

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:50 pm: Edit

loveme

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:49 pm: Edit

teehee.

I was waiting for that OTHER bald baby chihuahua.

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:46 pm: Edit

oh, christ, that again.

It's like one of those nicknames you get in junior high that haunts you forever.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:45 pm: Edit

Here's a beautiful bald chihuahua...

Ayyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyai!!!!

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:45 pm: Edit

uh...

eh?

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:45 pm: Edit

Here's beautiful bald chihuahua...

Ayyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyai!!!!

By Tavarua on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:43 pm: Edit

Know your mocking Pigdog, fighter of all that is plaid. Where do you get off.

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:40 pm: Edit

Sorry, Head.

That's either the Fairy that lives in Hill's or Marc Campbell's chiuhuahua after a rough night of solidifying that whole "best friend" thing.

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:38 pm: Edit

It's also a surefire way to cover up that hydrocephalus condition.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:38 pm: Edit

yeeeks!!!

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:36 pm: Edit

ohdeargod

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:36 pm: Edit

Hard time'll do it. You gotta cover up those blunt object head traumas with something.

By Tavarua on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:33 pm: Edit

The kind that involves a midget, a turkish game hen, and an 18 wheeler.

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:28 pm: Edit

I wonder if he/she's a virgin. I wonder what sexual trauma you have to go through before you decide to get a glistening mullet installed.

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:25 pm: Edit

Little Richard's Japanese and possibly psychic lovechild.

By Tavarua on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:06 pm: Edit

"So how did you pay for the fancy outfit?"

That's an easy one, I am the Karaoke King, as they like to say. Never lost a Competition yet.

By Tavarua on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:02 pm: Edit

Spanish, Spanish? I'm Japanese, and I don't know about you folks, but where I come from, this is some stylin gear.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 05:54 pm: Edit

Not psychic? So how did you pay for the fancy outfit?

Were you a Cabana Boy?

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 05:51 pm: Edit

Perhaps that was an old photo, since there was a major flood of them in the 80's. I remember immigrations police raiding quite a few shipments of lame' and sequins shipments looking for illegal aliens smuggling themselves in.

By Tavarua on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 05:49 pm: Edit

I'm not psychic

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 05:45 pm: Edit

I'm sure she wasn't mocking you at all.

It's just amazing to find a Mullet wearing, Hispanic, Transgendered, Psychic, Liberace Impersonator these days.

By Tavarua on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 05:25 pm: Edit

Are you mocking me. Was that a mock.

Uglies are people too you know.

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 05:17 pm: Edit

Tav,

I see your glamour shot has finally made it to uglypeople.com. Congrats!

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 05:14 pm: Edit

Gitchy, gitchy, ya ya, ga ga...

By Verawench on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 12:57 pm: Edit

I'm not sending Head no anthrax, just liquid love.

By Morriganlefey on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 12:55 pm: Edit

GOF - The song is actually "Love will getchya like a case of anthrax..." It's that anunciated "GITCHYA!" that makes it extra gitchy...

-M

By Tavarua on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 11:33 am: Edit

"Gang of Four", wouldn't this make you a gang-bang.

By Gang of Four on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 11:26 am: Edit

Love is like anthrax, and that's something I don't wanna catch.

By Verawench on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - 08:04 pm: Edit

Check your mailbox at the end of this week though, Headling.

By carfax on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - 07:28 pm: Edit

I've still got a goth-girl-in-a-cake stuck in customs, they are telling me it contains prohibited substances.

I keep telling them, they only contain sugar and spice and all things nice....

By Verawench on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - 07:22 pm: Edit

I checked with USPS. Due to recent postal concerns, they no longer ship goth girls cross-country, especially inside birthday cakes. Those "Fragile" stamps never work. Sorry.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - 07:01 pm: Edit


Quote:

Sto lat sto lat niech zyje zyje nam
Sto lat sto lat niech zyje zyje nam
Sto lat sto lat niech zyje zyje nam
Nieeeechhh zyje naaaam!!!



Where's you in that fishnet body sock and cake?
SLURRRRPPP!!!!

By Verawench on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 01:24 pm: Edit

Anthrax might consider changing their name to Gerbil Karma.

By Admin on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 12:58 pm: Edit

here's two items that made me inexplicably happy. Oh, the hilarity!!!


Quote:

Unfortunately, they're joking ...

"In light of current events, we are changing the name of the band to something more friendly, 'Basket Full of Puppies.'"

-- The metal band Anthrax, on the nasty connotations of the name, on their official Web site.





Quote:

Make love, not war

Richard Gere thinks the best way to combat terrorism is by sending love vibes to those who would harm us.

"It's all of our jobs to keep our minds as expansive as possible," the Buddhist actor told ABC News Radio last week. "If you can see [the terrorists] as a relative who's dangerously sick and we have to give them medicine and the medicine is love and compassion, there's nothing better."

Which is not to say Gere believes that said "sick" evildoers get off scot-free.

"The terrorists," he says, "are creating such horrible future lives for themselves because of the negativity of this karma."

Something tells me the National Security Council is not going to buy Gere's argument.





from Salon.com

By Singing Troll on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 12:31 pm: Edit

I was hoping that the thread would go with silly songs and that forumites would pick up on it and run, but evidently, that was not the case.

That state song, heh, my older bruddah taught me that when I was ten (25+ years ago), during a family vacation - our poor parents, during a time that he was in a recital at the local public elementary school and he got to sing it. Don't you know I was in a teller line at Texans Credit Union in Plano, TX a few years ago, when the subject of states came up. I felt obliged to volunteer the fact that I could sing the states. So could someone else in line and a teller as well. Ain't life grand? Y'all can all sleep well tonight knowing this about me.

Canada? It's a state unto itself. I can only tell you about BC and Denman and Hornby Islands. The locals called me "yank" and I knew their geese by sound, because as they flew, they'd squawk in their distinctive voices, "Honk-eh! Honk-eh!"


Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee...

By geographical troll on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 12:07 pm: Edit

I notice that song doesn't mention Canada. Isn't that a state?

By Woofie_Bonderosi on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 12:05 pm: Edit

WHADDA FUKKA YEW GUYS TAKKIN' ABOOT?!??!?!

By Curious Troll on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 11:07 am: Edit

Unkie Sam, what the fuck are you talking about?

By Uncle_Sam on Monday, October 15, 2001 - 11:04 am: Edit

You god damn disrespectful commie bastard of a troll!

How dare you mock a song that all true Americans would be proud to sing. The states of this great nation of ours are something to be proud of and celebrated.

I for one am proud to be an American so fuck you.

By Singing Troll on Sunday, October 14, 2001 - 06:11 pm: Edit

Wheeeee, spankin's! Gotta love that part of the b-day ritual. Any New Yorkers or visitors ever been out to the Fetish Cafe? I got me share of giggles there, me.

Vera, as always, you're making me laugh sweetling. Is it someone's birthday?

The absurdity of singing reminded me of the song that lists out the fifty states. It goes something like this:

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut! Deleware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana! IIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOO-WA, KansasKentuckyLouisianaMaine Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan. Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Ne-braaaaaaaaaaska, Neeeeeee-vaaaaaaada!, NEW Hampshire, NEW Jersey, NEWMEXICO, (pause) NEW YORK! North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Sourth Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Teeeeeeexas! Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wy-ooooooooooooming!

It's really a song folks.

By Verawench on Sunday, October 14, 2001 - 04:05 pm: Edit

Happy birthday to YOU
Happy birthday to YOU
Happy birthday dear YOU
Happy birthday to youuuuuuu
And many moooreee....!!!

And now, in Polish:

Sto lat sto lat niech zyje zyje nam
Sto lat sto lat niech zyje zyje nam
Sto lat sto lat niech zyje zyje nam
Nieeeechhh zyje naaaam!!!

And now, about that birthday spanking...

Wench

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