Does anyone feel like they've been gently bitch-slapped?!?? Or is it just me....

- M

By Tavarua on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 05:02 pm: Edit

Hello?

Hello?

Is this thing on?

By test on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 02:31 pm: Edit

test

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 07:09 am: Edit

(variation "Many stitches in my head" -J.B. sings)

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 07:03 am: Edit

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm the Head in the alley.
I'm your sadistic nurse in need.
Want a joke? Make me bleed.
You know me? Won't offend,
Your boy toy, just like Ted.
I'm prosthesisman.

I Ain't clean, Head machine
Stupor drool, stupor green
Drinkin' booze, for The Man.
Slerpisfly, Sam I am.
Secret handshake, wonder bread,
Baddest bitches in my head,
I'm prosthesisman

Cyber life of crime
A man of odd circumference,
A slave of Forum demands.
Give me attention for smiles
And I'll let you louche for a while.
Insecure at the post,
How long can a good girl host?
No, no, no

Got to be verte, y'all
Got to get verte, now
Prosthesisman gettin' louchey, y'all

Heavy head, heavy sigh
Makin' monkeys all the time
My 'e-I.D.', and just me
For all net-junkies to see
Forum Prince is my thing
Makin' whoopie's how I swing
I'm prosthesisman

Two liters, please
And a bottle of La Fee
Tell you how to live on brown rice and peas
Got a Wench I love desperately
Wanna give her somethin' really Louchey
Been told I can go hump myself
Just a prosthesis sitting on a shelf
I know I can take it
In this life I can fake it
Head, Head, yeah

Got to get serpis, now
Gotta be Slurpy, y'all
Got to get Slerpis, now

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm that Head in the alley.
I'm your troll when in need.
Rum and coke? Have some green.
You know me, I'm your Head,
Your boy toy, just like Ted.
I'm prosthesisman
I'm prosthesisman
I'm prosthesisman
I'm prosthesisman
Head, Head

-Slerpis Mayfield