:) GOD'S CUNT :)

Sepulchritude Forum: The Absinthe Forum Thru December 2001: :) GOD'S CUNT :)
By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, September 07, 2001 - 09:11 pm: Edit

The icon sex was a big hit at work. You patronize and provide the finest filth for me. Thank you Love Momma.

Head_prosthesis

By Admin on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 12:58 pm: Edit

Trying to find an appropriate thread to put this in, and "God's Cunt" is certainly as good as any!

http://www.iconsex.com/icons.php

By Billynorm on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 11:38 am: Edit

"or the dada of Martin & Lewis"

I demand a blood test!

By Bob_Chong on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 08:19 am: Edit

Or the dada of Martin and Lewis.

By Marc on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 01:03 am: Edit

billynorm and head: the Martin and Lewis of dada.

By Billynorm on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 12:21 am: Edit

Since Czech 'absinth' doesn't louche,
God's Cunt could sure use a douche!
(I can't write limericks like I useta,
thus spake Zarathustra,
"S'il vous plait, fermez la bouche!")

By Billynorm on Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 12:09 am: Edit

Head,

Did you know that Ypsilanti MI spelled backwards is "I'm it, Nalispy?" Pretty scary, huh? Now if I only knew what it meant...

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 04:56 pm: Edit

Greenhour,
Ypsilanti, Mi. Save yourself some trouble, see that guy at the end of the bar staring at the mirror behind it? You go sit next to him and start speaking a foreign language to him. He'll smile and nod and not say much at all.
That's me.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 04:56 pm: Edit

Harper's Seminary Napkins... For that feeling that puts you next to God.

By Uncle on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 04:10 pm: Edit

What kinda of napkin do the good lord use!? Is he/she moody when it starts to flow the red red groove? OH my GOd!

By Melinelly on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 09:08 am: Edit

ok now this is just fucking wierd...

i had a dream last night that i met Head, and we were talking in quotes from the old God's Cunt thread...

eep.

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 09:08 am: Edit

My prison-bitch nickname is Anus Dentatus.

By Billynorm on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 - 08:30 am: Edit

Marc,

If you'd ever heard any of or all 3 of Derek & Clive's (Peter Cook & Dudley Moore) records as I have, you'd quickly become desensitized to the term 'fucking cunt' because it's used several times a minute on those records.

Now me, I'd be proud to be known as God's Cunt, but for some reason, I wouldn't want that to be my Prison Bitch nickname!

By Marc on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 11:18 pm: Edit

Nothing wrong with the word CUNT. Its all in the context. "She's a fucking cunt" means something entirely different than "I want to lick her cunt".

By Bob_Chong on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 11:13 pm: Edit

What ails you that you grumble thus and groan?
Is it because you'd have my cunt alone?
Why take it all, lo, have it every bit;
Peter! Beshrew you but you're fond of it!
For if I would go peddle my belle chose,
I could walk out as fresh as is a rose;
But I will keep it for your own sweet tooth.
You are to blame, by God I tell the truth.'


Chaucer, you randy ol' goat!

By Greenhour on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 11:12 pm: Edit

Head,
For real, Where the hell do live? I'd love to hang out with you for a night and see how you deal with living people.

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 - 11:00 pm: Edit

I had to do it.

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