Fulfilling my 2001 Quota of Absinthe related topics

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By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 12:30 pm: Edit

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well.

Not real horrorshow on the nadsat govoret, droogie.
Won't stick in the old gulliver, right right?

By Chrysippvs on Sunday, November 18, 2001 - 12:08 pm: Edit

That Deltoids tomtick is a bolshy odin Head. You just have to love malenky alex. It makes me wonder whether it comes straight from the rassoodock or something other..much darker mesto, oh my brother.

Why with all the malenky devotchka britney...I suppose only Bog in and all his angels know.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 08:44 pm: Edit

The Sex Pot Song

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 06:54 pm: Edit

Yes???


Yes???

By Chevalier on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 05:32 pm: Edit

Just 'cuz I got just cause don't cause my cause to be caustic, Cuzz'!

By Louched_Liver on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 03:40 pm: Edit

Chevalier,
Was that a caustic remark I just detected?

By Chevalier on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 02:28 pm: Edit

Ain't you two just the caustiest caustics.

By Louched_Liver on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 10:46 am: Edit

My man Head wrote a little ditty
About a Club 17 Xena who was zitty
She shore shows us a lot of titty
And fingers the hole that's shitty
Yes I'm a dumbass, but I think I'm witty
Ah well, more's the pity.

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 07:39 am: Edit

Zitty Xena
Zitty Xena
Please Cum
here and Lick
my Weena


Zitty Xena
Zitty Xena
You might
find me
In betweena

Zitty Xena
Zitty Xena
Eating you
is healthier
than Sizzle-eena

By Louched_Liver on Saturday, November 17, 2001 - 03:00 am: Edit

Danged if that don't kinda tie things into a convenient package. Zitty Xena would be waving her saliva covered shaft of gold over her pee-pee tub over this.
Club 17 forever! (Or all night and day.)

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 10:55 pm: Edit

One more before bed... In honor of Louchey Liverton.


Cyberspooge Me One More Time!

By Bob_Chong on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 10:33 pm: Edit

Nice pic, Headerino. But Britney should have much bigger boobs.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 08:45 pm: Edit

Toss any "spears" her way? Nudge, nudge.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 08:36 pm: Edit

She was posing and giving me "road head" while she was passing through. At least that's what Uncle called it.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 08:29 pm: Edit

So, how do you feel about absinthe Mr. Noggin? Whoops, never mind. I think I know.

What was Britney doin' at chez Head?

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 08:26 pm: Edit

Have I told you lately how much I love you Absinthe?

Oh dear Absinthe I love you soo...
I love you like a wife that's never left me.
I love you like a hookers first john.
I love you like an inmate loves a hispanic transexual in a maximum security prison.
I love you like a tiger loves a subdued ibex.


Oh I love you dear Absinthe

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 08:07 pm: Edit

G.G. Green Goddess???

By Cheri on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 01:32 pm: Edit

That's not an absinthe spoon, Head! That's one half of an old pair of forceps. G.G. means "Goin Getit"

By _Blackjack on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 05:39 pm: Edit

George Gordon, G. Gordon Liddy, and G.G. Allen walked into a bar...

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 02:57 pm: Edit

Did I forget to mention G.G.Alin was a distant heir to the "G.G. Absinthe Fecal Commodities Fortune"?

By Morriganlefey on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 02:50 pm: Edit

Sure it didn't belong to G.G. Allin? That would add a whole new scary world to absinthe...

- M

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 02:22 pm: Edit

G.G. Absinthe. The green poo slinging bard of the late 19th Century. Estranged friend of Alfred Jarry. G.G. was instrumental in the Czech tradition of burning the sugar cube. G. G. said "La brûlure du cube en sucre doit transformer votre bonne fortune en grandes quantités de immersion de faisan"

Something about good luck and bird shit...

By Chevalier on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 02:08 pm: Edit

Wow, Heady, it even has G.G. stamped on it, as in "GIGI": Collette, Belle Epoque, teenybopper courtesans, Maurice Chevalier (no relation to me) thanking Heaven for the victims of his pederasty ...

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 01:55 pm: Edit

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shit I need a cold shower!

By Head_Prosthesis on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 01:54 pm: Edit

I just got back from the jewlers downstairs. I had an old Absinthe spoon replated. It isn't the best job, but what the fuck, right? It's just money.

LOOK! A PICTURE EVEN!!!

MY FUCKINGASS WORK HORSE LOUCHEY SPOON AN' SHIT!!!

IS THAT FUCKING TITS OR WHAT???

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