Smiling Penis?

I tally my wacker with my left hand and it makes for a happy dickhead (J)

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 01:48 pm: Edit

Now I get it.

"Mmmm... donut hole..."

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 08:05 am: Edit

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 08:04 am: Edit

Smiling Penis?

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 01:33 am: Edit

By Artist on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:13 am: Edit

And what, prey tell, is a "Wacker"?

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:05 am: Edit

But I digress.

Back to tallying, everyone.

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:02 am: Edit

How does somebody's imagination go from:



to:

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:00 am: Edit

It occurs to me that there aren't nearly as many cute little pictures of penii with smiling faces painted upon them as there are of teeth.

As in:

By Verawench on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 10:35 pm: Edit

What do we do when we're done?

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 08:41 pm: Edit

cool

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 08:39 pm: Edit

Come on ever-er-ree bah-dee,
eef we all pull togedder

we can DO IT!

Pull it, push it, crank it, wank it, spank it, shank it, stank it, slap it, wrap it, clap it, grease it, lease it, tug it, chug it, rub it, club it, stuff it, puff it, gruff it, freak it, geek it, twist it, jack it, dust it, whack it, mack it, wax it, cork it, fill it, work it, twerk it, twiddle it, diddle it, bounce it, knock it, clock it, rock it, feel it, heal it, deal it, do it, do it, do it...


Now.