Tally Your Wacker For Lord Hob or the person to your right.

Sepulchritude Forum: The Absinthe Forum Thru December 2001: Tally Your Wacker For Lord Hob or the person to your right.
By Artist on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 08:43 pm: Edit

Smiling Penis?

I tally my wacker with my left hand and it makes for a happy dickhead (J)

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 01:48 pm: Edit

Now I get it.

"Mmmm... donut hole..."

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 08:05 am: Edit

Homer Penis

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 08:04 am: Edit

Smiling Penis?

By Head_Prosthesis on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 01:33 am: Edit

The Book of Woofie:


Well, lemme tell ya' aboodee "Whackah". Dah "Whackah" is a direct descendant of a perenial fern dat grows undah heavy shade and moist conditions within the deepest confines of Nort' America. Dis genetic hybrid has a tendancy to uproot itself and move freely aboot, amongst humans, semi-humans, manimals, mamalias, probocesis and derlict substations.

You know what? Ah got a fuckdin' headache
All dis "Whackah" tuke is makein' me poop my own panties. A man ain't a man, when ee's joggin' round with a load in 'is drawers.

'Minds me of a little soong me Mah used tah sing tah me... She say "Tuke to dah Poopah' an you de be rewarded, Yah know dah poop's a kickin' so let's get dah poopy started. Let's get it started"

By Artist on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:13 am: Edit

And what, prey tell, is a "Wacker"?

Is this the opposite of a "Wacker"?

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:05 am: Edit

But I digress.

Back to tallying, everyone.

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:02 am: Edit

How does somebody's imagination go from:

god

to:

man

By Verawench on Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 12:00 am: Edit

It occurs to me that there aren't nearly as many cute little pictures of penii with smiling faces painted upon them as there are of teeth.

As in:
heykids

By Verawench on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 10:35 pm: Edit

What do we do when we're done?

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 08:41 pm: Edit

cool

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 08:39 pm: Edit

Come on ever-er-ree bah-dee,
eef we all pull togedder

we can DO IT!

Pull it, push it, crank it, wank it, spank it, shank it, stank it, slap it, wrap it, clap it, grease it, lease it, tug it, chug it, rub it, club it, stuff it, puff it, gruff it, freak it, geek it, twist it, jack it, dust it, whack it, mack it, wax it, cork it, fill it, work it, twerk it, twiddle it, diddle it, bounce it, knock it, clock it, rock it, feel it, heal it, deal it, do it, do it, do it...


Now.

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