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Man U sucks! Go Arsenal!

By Lordhobgoblin on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 - 11:05 am: Edit

In case you are not already aware be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Manure' computer viruses that could seriously affect / infect your PC.

Virus name and what it does:

1. The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993.

2. The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.

3. The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing inside works.

4. The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.

5. The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers
in the building.

6. The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get any thing into the Inbox.

7. The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic
fluctuations in performance.

8. The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.


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