I'm wide awake and yawning...

Sepulchritude Forum: The Absinthe Forum Archive Thru March 2002: Archive thru January 2002:I'm wide awake and yawning...
By Artist on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 01:25 am: Edit

What about Vitalis?

By Louched_Liver on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 08:26 pm: Edit

"A little dab'll do ya."

By Louched_Liver on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 08:25 pm: Edit

Ah, Vera, the biggest fan of Club 17 Live.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 08:10 pm: Edit

My Grandpa had an awesome cowlick. He used Brill Cream to quell that beast. I on the other hand use steel teeth to tame my mane.

I do alot of things Vera doesn't like. But that's what makes the sex soooo much better.

"You fucking headless mothafuck, give it to me! Shit! You tiny penis bastard!!! Roll over you little bitch"

By Mr_Carfax on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 08:04 pm: Edit

Good morning sunshine

BTW, you missed the bowl when you got up for your midnight relief, try not to do it again...and godammit, you know Vera hates it when you forget to put the seat down.

And comb your hair, you've got a cowlick.

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 07:53 pm: Edit

I never left.

By Louched_Liver on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 06:52 pm: Edit

Head,
Extends hand in public welcome w/slight bow at waist-
"Welcome back to the Forum, you look refreshed."

Securely on the Welcome Wagon,
LL

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 06:48 pm: Edit

I never left buddy, I just rolled over for a snooze. Three weeks of sleep is really all the body needs.

How's that slurvey comin'?

By Wolfgang on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 06:46 pm: Edit

Head, your such an amour!

Happy you'r back!

By Head_Prosthesis on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 - 06:10 pm: Edit

Today's funny work anecdote.

From a guy who I have asked so many times...

"Why is every word that comes from
your mouth, geared toward the homoerotic?"

Today Steve says "Hey, hey, hey! I went to da Doctor today an' he says
I got a vaginal yeast infection in my throat."

I ask, "Did he tell you to stop using it like one?"

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