A Birthday Wish

Sepulchritude Forum: The Absinthe Forum Archive Thru March 2002: Archive thru January 2002:A Birthday Wish
By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 11:02 pm: Edit

Chhrreep, chhrreep.
Nothing but crickets.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:47 pm: Edit

Fiends? Or finds?

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:47 pm: Edit

Clench?
That rhymes with...

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:46 pm: Edit

...all fiends (that is).

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:45 pm: Edit

We're tight, right?
If we clench.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:44 pm: Edit

Well allright!

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:44 pm: Edit

Fiends we all are...

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:43 pm: Edit

Boy fuck, I do.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:42 pm: Edit

Ok... Who here has the gayest lifestyle?

Just answer honestly, we're all friends.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:42 pm: Edit

Baa,
fuck I do.

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:41 pm: Edit

Ewe got it...

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:40 pm: Edit

The sheep (double dippin'), or the singer (double hangin')?

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:39 pm: Edit

Parton or Salvador
one or the other
doesn't really matter
Tits across the canvas splatter

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:37 pm: Edit

I'm half crazy
all for the
love of Dolly.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:35 pm: Edit

Daisy... Daisy...
Chain me, your grippy dew.

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:34 pm: Edit

The Vapors?

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:33 pm: Edit

Ah,
Group onanism!!!!!!!!!!

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:33 pm: Edit

I love oleo...

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:31 pm: Edit

Use the tub.

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:31 pm: Edit

Help, I'm out of sink...

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:28 pm: Edit

Not really!
Sittin' in my free, nasty office chair in sweats watchin' Dead Calm to get Kidman jolt.

But palmin' it.

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:27 pm: Edit

I've joined the club and I'm going to beat us over the Heads with it...

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:26 pm: Edit

You Pocket Pilot Palm Master

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:23 pm: Edit

I'm emailing from the club.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:21 pm: Edit

All the cool people must be out clubbin' tonight

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:15 pm: Edit

Lithesome
winsome
losesome.

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:14 pm: Edit

Pubic hair,
Pubic hair.
They got so much
They can share.

Not now, not where.

I jes wanna eat
some pubic hare.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:13 pm: Edit

Stoner Logic:

Want some
Take some
Have some
Give some

From the Rolodex of The Humble Uncle

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:06 pm: Edit

People hate me, Vera espesh
Head made a reference to Lillian Gish
Waddah I know, waddah I care
I gotta thing for shaved pubic hair

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 10:03 pm: Edit

White it is,
Yellow it's filled
Cheeks get wet,
Seeds get spilled.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:56 pm: Edit

Seventeen ballpeen
hammered and lean
vagina queens

With a wink and blown kiss
Heavenly Bliss
in a bucket o' piss

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:54 pm: Edit

Tabasco popcorn
Softcore porn
Sailing solo,
Round Cape Horn

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:51 pm: Edit

X, or sex.
SC postal,
or by FedEx.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:50 pm: Edit

Nonami, or tsunami.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:48 pm: Edit

Touques, eh.

I weep for the beauty that is beauty. Gishian, or fishian. Brow, or ZX.

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:44 pm: Edit

I make the best of 'em cry.

Don't cry for me Louchintina!
I was supposed to have been asleep...

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:42 pm: Edit

Lillian Gish and the Birth of a Nation
Bowie spining round the globe
singing Station to Station

Lillian bumped uglies with a Thin White Duke
Here come her "Lullet-o'" Jockeys wearin' Canadian Touques

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:38 pm: Edit

No, goofus. I'm weepin'.

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:37 pm: Edit

Scratch and...

By Louched_Liver on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:32 pm: Edit

Sniff.

By Artist on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:31 pm: Edit

Put another Candye on my birthday cake, my birthday cake, my birthday cake...

I'm another year old today...

By Head_Prosthesis on Friday, January 25, 2002 - 09:02 pm: Edit

Happy Birthday Fella
There's mustard on the Log
Happy Birthday Fella
My Head is in a Fog
Happy Birthday Fella
Accept this humble wish
Happy Birthday Fella
I got a hot sexy ass
like Lillian Gish

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