You Might as well stay drunk

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By Wolfgang on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 08:47 am: Edit

---panic mood---

WHAAAA!!! We'r all gonna die!...


---return to usual bored mood---

...Ho wait...We already knew about it...

By Mr_Rabid on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 07:49 pm: Edit

doom

By Mr_Rabid on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 07:00 pm: Edit

See- there's always a silver lining of certain death to brighten any dark cloud.

Turn that frown upside down!

By Verawench on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 06:28 pm: Edit

"Cheer up, Vera."

I'm quite cheery. I'll be dead before any of that shit goes down for good.

By Verawench on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 06:27 pm: Edit

"Picture it- trailers floating on the global warmed tides!"

Dem dere's that Kevin Costner fella.

By Anatomist on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 06:01 pm: Edit

Funny you mention mobile homes. The phone company initially gave me a number that was apparently the info line for the "Pine Breeze Trailer Park" only a month ago or so. I got at least a dozen calls a day asking for rental information... I suppose I should have made fake reservations and all, but the interruptions didn't put me in the mood for games.

K.

By Mr_Rabid on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 05:45 pm: Edit

That's a great idea for a play- All Them Drowndin Rednecks.

Picture it- trailers floating on the global warmed tides!

Cyber-rednecks with neural accelerators calculating the exact buoancy of their broken down pickups automatically!

Yet still unable to escape their fates, lamenting that as soon as the batteries in their skulls die, no more internet porn projected onto their retinas.

Cletus to Linda Sue: "Linda Sue, this ain't just the passin of a low lying residential area characterized by mobile dwellings. It's the passin of a way of life."

Linda Sue to Cletus: "Cletus honey, don't be sad. I've been usin that extra RAM implant you bought me for valentines day to play the market. We own's us a 1/3 stake in Lunar Acres Real Estate, and when I sells that stock we's movin to Mt Fuju with Paw."

By Anatomist on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 05:13 pm: Edit

I saw that headline on my yahoo page and chose to play ostrich - news I don't need. Now I've read it. It's about what I expected. Good thing I just brought home some alcohol.

Cheer up, Vera. It could be worse. You could be in the redneck Florida suburbs.

K.

By Mr_Rabid on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 04:43 pm: Edit

That's it.

Time to start smoking again and cash in the 401K.

By Verawench on Friday, February 01, 2002 - 04:19 pm: Edit

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020201/sc_nm/forum_science_dc_1

No future? No problem.

Get drunk. It's the one process that never fails. Highly recommended, time proven, infinitely popular method.

Less involved than getting laid, cheaper than opiates, more easily attained than sickening amount of cash.

Get drunk.

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