Sorry Verdigris. I hadnt quite read your post. Just said the same thing.

(pablo cut off. pablo too drunk)

By Pablo on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:51 pm: Edit

Actually, I believe ferrets are illegal in California because of the chicken lobby. Chicken farmers originally fought to keep them out due to the danger of one ferret getting out and wiping out a whole farm. They are currently illegal (despite the best efforts of Ferrets Anonymous, a non profit orginazition probably based in San Francisco) because our state politicians are a bunch of A-holes! (or maybe they prefer gerbils, Im not sure)

By Tavarua on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 04:09 pm: Edit

Damn Vera, that's one ugly cat.

By Verdigris_Harpy on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 02:13 pm: Edit

Ferrets are ilegal in California,The Land of
Fruits and Nuts(god bless it)because they might
get loose and eat all the fruits and nuts.No
joke.Harm crops.never mind ferrets were domesticated before cats,and can't live more
than a week in the wild,let alone surive to
propegate the species.

Gerbils have been ilegal in California for decades,long before they were nesting(allegedly-
Confirmed to be an Urban Myth.)in- perhaps-
fruity Buddhist actor's butts.

Same reason.Harm to crops.Biggest export
second to entertainment from the big C.
This state provides 1/3 of the fresh fruits
(some may say in more than one sense)
and vegetables(some may say in more than one
sense)to the whole U.S.

It could be argued the fruits and nuts industry
and the entertainment industry overlap considerably here on Le Gauche Coast,and
is filled with plenty of feral ferrets and
rabid,pre-verted gerbils..too.

California Uber Alles!!!!
*Now ist ze tiem on Sphrozetz wen we Danz!!!*

Bring on the polka dotted minkees!!!!

By Baz on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:52 pm: Edit

Honestly- I never suspected that gerbils were that way, didn't think about it I guess. I know that a ferret would kick the shit out of a gerbil, though. Ferrets used to be used to hunt rabbits! They would go down the hole (you know, the perfect round hole with the mailbox at the top) and attack the rabbit. The rabbit in turn would decide that this neighborhood had gone to hell, and decide to move on to greener pastures of clover. Once it ran out of the hole, with a ferret ripping its ass out, the hunters would net the rabbit and club the shit out of it. It was all very sporting, but is now illegal.

**ah, the olden ways**

By Perruche_Verte on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:46 pm: Edit

I mean, all those gentle mostly unseen little species like woodland mice and shrews and things... gerbils would beat the shit out of them. They're mean little bastards. And they breed very rapidly.

By Baz on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:40 pm: Edit

I didn't know gerbils could wipe out ANY species, I like the idea though...
I can see a pack of gerbils bringing down the last buffalo and fighting over the carcas like wolves!!! Long live the little ones!

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:38 pm: Edit

THAT is a fact.

Gerbils like to shave, declaw, grease themselves and nest in the anal cavities of famous actors. "THAT"'s why they're illegal in CA.

By Perruche_Verte on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:33 pm: Edit

I think gerbils are illegal in California because they could escape, go feral and wipe out indigenous species, what's left of them...

No, it has nothing to do with THAT. And THAT is a filthy homophobic urban myth, thank you very much.

Ferrets are cute as the dickens, sort of like kittens that never grow up, although they smell awfully rank.

By Baz on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:27 pm: Edit

I have a friend who is a chicken in san francisco. He hates to dance. Why are gerbils illegal? Or is that one of those things-
"Don't question us! We know what's best for you and you don't, so we will just take over so that you don't have to think anymore!"
seriously, do you know why?

By Admin on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:21 pm: Edit

gerbils are illegal in california too.

go figure.

um, as are chickens in San Francisco.

By Pikkle on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:22 am: Edit

Illegal to own or illegal out right? Open season on ferrets in NY? Hell yeah!

By Baz on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:07 am: Edit

I hear they are illegal in NY City too.

By Verdigris_Harpy on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:05 am: Edit

Ferrets are illegal in
California.


California Uber Alles.
Stiff Little Fingers.

Monkeys are to be
seen and not spanked.
Even with stiff little fingers.

By Baz on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:00 am: Edit

I have a ferret. He likes to dance.

By Chevalier on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 10:54 am: Edit

Spank the monkey!

By Verdigris_Harpy on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 10:52 am: Edit

As Dieter on SNls Sprokets
likes to say .."you may touch my meinkee
now.touch him love him touch
him love him."

Now is zee tiem on Sproketz wen wie danz!!!

I have a cat not a monkey,but he likes
to be touched too.But not to dance.

By Pikkle on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 10:42 am: Edit

It's MONKEY MADNESS!

By Sarcosis on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 09:36 am: Edit

Now thats just darn funny.
And i thought the monkey with the spiked cucumber was odd.

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 10:19 pm: Edit

Love me.

By Louched_Liver on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 08:32 pm: Edit

How about w/your dead body?

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 08:31 pm: Edit

Over my dead body, fella.

By Larsbogart on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 08:27 pm: Edit

so there is no possibility of having a relationship with it?
larsbogart

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 08:22 pm: Edit

Must I explain everything? It's pretty obvious it preys on small dogs.

By Larsbogart on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 08:18 pm: Edit

well would you know where i can get one? and do you know what it eats?
larsbogart

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 08:09 pm: Edit

Would I insult any creature with that outfit?

By Larsbogart on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 07:51 pm: Edit

vera:
that thing doesnt live with you does it? it is starting to grow on me though...
actually, i kind of love it.
larsbogart

By Louched_Liver on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 07:49 pm: Edit

"King of the Barrel."

Nose laugh.

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 07:39 pm: Edit

That's my little Boombah. He's feisty, he's feral and he's the King of the Barrel.

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 07:38 pm: Edit

That's not a tail...

By Anatomist on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 07:36 pm: Edit

It looks like an anorexic dwarf with a bushy, black tail... and possibly some kind of problem with prolonged muscle spasms. How can it soil the carpet in that suit? Isn't it just soiling the suit?

K.

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 07:12 pm: Edit

your baby won't stop soiling the carpet.

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 06:56 pm: Edit

My baby! You found my baby...

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 06:48 pm: Edit

I just told you.

POSSIBLY THE MOST TERRIFYING THING EVER.

By Maldoror on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 06:45 pm: Edit

Miss Wench, what in God's name is that horrifying picture of?

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 06:32 pm: Edit

POSSIBLY THE MOST TERRIFYING THING EVER:

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 04:53 pm: Edit

It's like waiting for the Hanged Man to do something...

By Sicboy13 on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 04:27 pm: Edit

It kinda freaked me out.....kinda

By Chevalier on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 02:39 pm: Edit

I think it's ... Kristy.

By Baz on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 02:38 pm: Edit

I kinda liked it! Think she's single?

By Maldoror on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 02:32 pm: Edit

That was the worst birthday present I've gotten today. Thanks.

By Petermarc on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 02:25 pm: Edit

that was disturbing

By Pikkle on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 01:48 pm: Edit

Oh... I thought I saw "Buffalo Bill" actually.

By Verawench on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 01:28 pm: Edit

AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD!!!!

By Chevalier on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 12:01 pm: Edit

Your green fairy needs a blood infusion!

By Larsbogart on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 11:20 am: Edit

that was no fairy, that was lilly munster.

By Krinkov on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 11:18 am: Edit

Holy shit! My only regret in seeing that vision was that I wasn't drinking Absinthe while I saw it.

By Timk on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 11:05 am: Edit

what pray tell, am I meant to see?

By Wolfgang on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 10:52 am: Edit

Wouhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Wolf-running away from this thread!

By Raschied on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 10:29 am: Edit

Okay, this is one of those mind puzzles. Prepare a glass of your best absinthe, take a sip, and stare closely at the picture. It may take over a minute to see it...