HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!

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By Louched_Liver on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:48 am: Edit

Sumpthin' that louches, and a bigass thirst!

By Chrysippvs on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:36 am: Edit

that too....

hmmm what to bring, what to bring....

By Louched_Liver on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:33 am: Edit

Or, come to the NY Absinthe Orgy and do a shit load of tasting.

By Chrysippvs on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:26 am: Edit

I didn't know there were this many people from the south East...if you guys ever come near jackson let me know..we can do a little tasting..

By Louched_Liver on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:08 am: Edit

I don't need a pitbull. I got 60lbs of concrete whoopass watchin' my crib.

By Louched_Liver on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:07 am: Edit

If you do enough X on my balcony, he does the Ali shuffle.

By Pikkle on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:05 am: Edit

You found my fucking dad!!!!

By Louched_Liver on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 11:03 am: Edit

Now this jockey is a lawn jockey! Not that skinny whiteass PC punk.
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By Nolan on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 12:19 am: Edit

Oh yeah, ha ha ha !! add a cup or so of apple juice to the afore mentioned shit.Or apple cider.
Aww come on now drbeer.YOU KNOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE DEEP SOUTH!! IF YOU ARE FROM HERE YOU ARE DOOMED HA HA HA !!!! ANY WHERE YOU GO, YA STAND OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB! Besides,at least yall can gamble in MISISSIP.HEY this recipe is not really that bad, just add the juice.IT WILL KICK YO ASS!! HA HA HA !!!!!! I like Miss. yall's beaches are still more pristine than here in bama!! and ours ain't bad!!

By Drbeer on Saturday, February 09, 2002 - 11:59 pm: Edit

Nolan... Alabama? I'm your neighbor in Mississippi. heh gotta get out of this place

By Baz on Saturday, February 09, 2002 - 09:59 am: Edit

Sounds like something that would be improved with BLUE honey...

By Nolan on Friday, February 08, 2002 - 10:16 pm: Edit

Yep,now ya got it!!

By Verdigris_Harpy on Friday, February 08, 2002 - 09:50 pm: Edit

Blue Hell?

I thought that was the stuff you put in the toilet
bowl to get it really kleen.2000 Flushes-
Now with Blue Hell!!

Apple n nutmeg scent...

By Nolan on Friday, February 08, 2002 - 09:27 pm: Edit

I have a reciepe for something called liquid apple pie.Take a pint of golden grain or everclear and add a little honey and apple pie spices to it.Let it sit for a month or so and shake it up a little every so often.Then pour it through cheese cloth or some other type filter and let stand in the dark for a while.It is yummy as blue hell and will kick your ass as well!!!

By Verdigris_Harpy on Friday, February 08, 2002 - 09:05 pm: Edit

I thought Liquid Sky in the Pie
was the scarier of the three.

By Baz on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 03:40 pm: Edit

I thought american pie II was the funnier of the two

By Baz on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 03:06 pm: Edit

Actually I'm getting ready to leave the office for the day. I can't spend 24/7 here!
Betty is Bettina, afo bettina's elixers. She charges $200 a bottle for la bleu, tries to sound mysterious, and provides a reliable service for those few who can afford it or don't know how to find it elsewhere.

By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 02:15 pm: Edit

Sounds eerily (and gut wrenchingly) like
Amrican Pie II..

"boiled owls boiled owls..we all want some
boiled owls.."

You ready to begin?....

By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 02:10 pm: Edit

Baz

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.

As a "girl" friend(really,a real friend.Just.
really.) once said-That was"just too precious
for words".Except for the actual murder part.
And the jar of Southern Comfort brand anthrax.
Well,kinda precious,in it's own way..no
I am *not* Betty(who the hell is Betty?!?...)

By Baz on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 01:08 pm: Edit

Wolfgang, that is unquestionably the coolest looking cat I've ever seen.
I wonder if my ferret could whip it?

By Wolfgang on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 10:45 am: Edit

What is probably realy sad is the reason why this poor lady put all her love on such an ugly ridiculous beast.

I say let's boil the Lovie !

"I sayyyy, now that he's skinned, let's boiiillll the dog ssss! "

By Baz on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 09:48 am: Edit

I know it sounds like a three stooges routine, but it's the gods honest truth.
I don't know the judge of whom you speak, sorry. The woman was crying about "lovie's" back, the prosecutor was egging this on statements like "now you really love this dog, don't you. It's like a member of your family, your child if you will"
"OOOH YES, I love my little Lovie!"
The whole courtroom was laughing. Many of us were in tears, and the woman thought we were crying with her, not laughing at the whole thing. It was kind of sad, but that emotion didn't hit until later.

By Chevalier on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 09:40 am: Edit

Baz, tell me that you're kidding. Superglue?

By Wolfgang on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 09:39 am: Edit

Ho that horrible hallucinogenic drug called TEA !

By Dr_Ordinaire on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 09:16 am: Edit

Rural Kentucky? Baz, do you happen to know Judge Monte Gross?

By Baz on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 09:11 am: Edit

From the "I was really drunk at the time" collection...
A woman presses charges against her neighbor for animal cruelty for-

(guffaw)

ripping the fur off her chihuahua(sp?)

Her testimony was that he came over to her house, came in and just started talking to her. She offered him tea, and while in the kitchen making it he poured superglue on the dog's back, stuck his hand in the glue, which of course stuck his hand to the little fucker. He panics, slings the dog around a moment, then with a
-skritch-
the fur and flesh on the back of little "Lovie" finally gives up the battle. He ran from the house screaming.

The judge asked the man if these statements were true, and he said "I don't know-I was really drunk at the time, but I will admit that I woke up with hairy palms the next morning"

By Chevalier on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 08:56 am: Edit

Tell, man tell!

By Baz on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 08:37 am: Edit

actually court is very often a funny place to be. Especially in rural kentucky. There are a great many people with nothinng much to do in the winter, oh the stories I could tell...

By Sarcosis on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:50 pm: Edit

The Ultimate in White Trash living.
This happens a lot in Texas.
Only thing is
they have green grass.
Inconceivable!

By Chevalier on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:40 pm: Edit

Check out the (cast-iron? plastic?) lawn jockey at the far right of the photo. Heck, the child on the left may be a lawn jockey too.

And that yellow trash can -- does it have a "Gatorade" logo?

By Etienne on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:31 pm: Edit

I have to admit that this seems a rather strange combination of interests, but you all might be really surprised at what good game mounts can sell for.

Of course, the seller lives in Hillsdale, so that might give you some background on the misuse that this poor thing could have gone through...

By Verdigris_Harpy on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 01:04 pm: Edit

Is'nt it illegal to laugh in court?Highly
innapropriate.Acting like a squirrel riding
an epileptic bicycle.Shame.No stuffed sheep
soup for you!

By Baz on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 07:49 am: Edit

I must thank you chev for that picture!!!! I'm going to be laughing all day in court, and nobody will know why...
What a fucking riot!

By Wolfgang on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 06:25 am: Edit

- puts a comforting hand on Nolan's shoulder...-

By Dr_Ordinaire on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 06:20 am: Edit

The really sick thing is that little boy being allowed to watch "sheepalingus..."

By Chevalier on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 06:08 am: Edit

Let's examine that sheep and see.

my picture

Narrow indeed ...

By Chevalier on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 06:05 am: Edit

Depends on how narrow the passage is, Dr. O. Can a sheep compete with a bottleneck? No sé.

By Dr_Ordinaire on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 06:01 am: Edit

Don't laugh, Chev.

Sheep, when "well mounted", can be a lot more fun than old absinthe bottles...

By Petermarc on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 05:56 am: Edit

it's a good thing nolan doesn't work around anything dangerous...

By Chevalier on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 05:52 am: Edit

The high bidder on the Premier Fils bottle also paid 1,060 dollars for ...

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1061230599

By Nolan on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 05:46 am: Edit

HOO HOO HOO,HEE HEE HEE!! HA HA HA!! AT THIS POINT I HAVE DRANK 18 OUNCES OF ABSINTHE!!PERHAPS
MY POST DON'T RELATE THIS POST OR SOMETHING,BUT!!
I CAN ONLY SAY "HOLY MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!"
N.S., BETINAS LE BLEUE AND SEGARRA AND A GAWDAMN BEER OR 3 AS WELL!!!!!!HA HA HA HA!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE MY DRUNKENESS AT 8:00 IN THE A.M. IN ALABAMA!!!!!! HA HA HA !!!!!!!! EVERY ONE HAS SHIT IN THEIR LIVES THAT CAN CAUSE THEM TO POST LIKE THIS!!!.......NOLAN

By Heiko on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 05:42 am: Edit

I guess it's the crazy bottle collectors again...

Who was it, Artemis, who told us about bottle collectors some time ago? That those guys spend 10.000 Dollars on a bottle only because of a special rare color or something like that?

By Pablo on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 05:17 am: Edit

I got some shit..... I mean antiques I need to advertise on e-bay!

By Wolfgang on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 05:01 am: Edit

Tim, next time, wait until the last 10 sec before placing your bet...

And yes, 400$ is madness for an empty bottle...

By Head_Prosthesis on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 03:07 pm: Edit

No, they just went Koo-koo for cocoa puffs...

By Timk on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 02:42 pm: Edit

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1069453204

Has the world gone mad?

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