A roly poly beaver goes weedily-wee upon the trunk of a long forgotten tree, in a land governed by men of molten steel donning hats of flaming strawberry marshmallow which crackle and smoke under the soft opalescent glow of filtered moonlight, amen!

Sepulchritude Forum: The Absinthe Forum Archive Thru March 2002: Archive thru February 2002:A roly poly beaver goes weedily-wee upon the trunk of a long forgotten tree, in a land governed by men of molten steel donning hats of flaming strawberry marshmallow which crackle and smoke under the soft opalescent glow of filtered moonlight, amen!
By Pikkle on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 11:18 pm: Edit

See... I told y'all crack was good!

By Auntieminda on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 11:09 pm: Edit

start small, with a small letter a, letter b, letter c, learn your alphabet, first and formost. get a little bigger, learn to make word into letters, print them up on paper, make your magic that way, post it to the wall.

draw another picture
use a piece of paper
write another letter
write it down small
take a piece of paper
make another picture
use the pretty colors
wash them all away
start again
start over
one more time
get it wrong the first time
sing it again
leave it alone for a while
come back one more time
blank piece of paper stares you in the face
you're counting cards
watching toothpaste harden in the sink
leaving notes all over
reminding you to breathe
because you can't remember
where you put your pencil
and all the time it's sitting
right behind your ear or
in your left back pocket
it's usually in your right
and you can't find your notebook
even though it's right in front of you
because you're too busy playing with the slinky
it's ok you're avoiding it
don't want to face it
can't keep on looking at the blank little page
and it's eating up your life now
creating insecurities
about your abilities
about your worthless little brain
fuck all that I can't take it
gonna tie all my rubberbands in a knot
then undo them and
sculpture with the paperclips
and doodle in the margins and now
I need a new piece of paper
covered it with doodly-stuff
smoked a pack of cigarettes
looked deep into the ashtray
looking for the meaning of the universe
and trying to decide if I should quit smoking
concentrate on my writing
but then I'll never do a motherfucking thing.

--Auntie M, who's up too late tonight...

By Cheri on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 01:32 pm: Edit

How in the hell did you find a picture of my ex-husband???????

By Wolfgang on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 12:11 pm: Edit

Ho damn it! I got you little sucker! Look what I found fooling around my alcohol cabinet! I knew something was making funny noise at night...

Head's baby!

By Baz on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 10:44 am: Edit

liquor outlet?

you lick it!

By Pan on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 10:39 am: Edit

Rectum? I damn near killed 'im!

-Dev

By Sarcosis on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 06:32 am: Edit

who came up with that taco shape anyway?

By Pablo on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 05:27 am: Edit

I'LL DO MY PART OT CONTRIBUT TO THE BAD CRZINESS!

BOOGA!

BOOGA!

BOOGA!

There. Carry on all.

By Wolfgang on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 05:17 am: Edit

Who knows, maybe it all began as a joke... What can we do about it ? Nothing. I think the only sane and human way to react is to laugh.

Or we can have the ridiculous pretension to re-arrange everything into something that make sense in our little mind acording to our vision of what it should be. Nobody have the same vision so then again it leads to chaos.

Long live this unproductive insanity!

By Pan on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 12:11 am: Edit

Yes!

This thread is like the universe. It began meaninglessly, then many a working consciousness have wrought upon it a meaning. Projected, and mutually compromised upon, we have come to the understanding that this thread has importance, even though it did not before our decision. Even those among us who will disagree none-the-less give it a meaning by disagreeing it has any. Through our very participation in it, we make it an ordered, important thing.

We have become Gods, givers of reason and order to the chaos presented to us.

Uh . . . poop!

By Pikkle on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 12:01 am: Edit

This thread must never die!!! It is completely useless, it is the reflection of the world as it really is, meaningless and ultimately empty yet we strive continuously towards it's eternal survival... we are this thread, this thread is us...

By Tavarua on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 03:57 pm: Edit

Dah, because of the opium connection.

By Krinkov on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 03:42 pm: Edit

Why does everyone use that word opalescent?

By Tavarua on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 03:36 pm: Edit

I remembered that in college, there was always another night that it came on, sometimes it was sparatic, coming on whatever it liked. Sunday was the only definite night. Then it stopped all together, except Sundays. I agree about the "Brak Show." That shit cracks me up.

I miss the old Space Ghosts where he would be on almost every show. Now he just pops up once in a while to promote his show. Sell-out. "Aqua Team Force" is slowly creeping up the ladder. That Meat Wadd is always gittin into some crazy adventures.

By Pan on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 03:24 pm: Edit

Adult Swim was always re-run on Thursdays . . . are they doin' away with the Sunday night version that was on and just goin' on Thursday?

By the way . . . I think The Brak Show is the funniest thing ever. Hehehehe. Brak. Hehehe

Still giggling,

-Dev

By Tavarua on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 03:20 pm: Edit

Starting this week, "Adult Swim" comes to Thursdays.

By Tavarua on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 03:19 pm: Edit

Yes, finally, others who share the love of space slaves kept by my favorite witless superhero.

By Mr_Rabid on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:55 pm: Edit

Corporal Kleg had a wooden leg!

By Rimbaud on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:03 pm: Edit

And all because I HAD to have the longest thread title, which I achieved by typing several lines of off-the-cuff nonsensical prose. And now...

And the sea isn't green,

And I love the queen,

And what exactly is a dream?,

And what exactly is a joke?

-Syd Barrett

By Rimbaud on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 01:57 pm: Edit

Surprise!

By Baz on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 08:08 am: Edit

like morning wood.

By Baz on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 08:07 am: Edit

I go away overnight, and look what has sprung up...

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 07:05 am: Edit

doctor moltar:
did i ever tell you about the time i performed an appendectomy with a rusty sardine can?
larsbogart

By Cheri on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 06:02 am: Edit

Man, this is like, fucked up...

By Heiko on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:53 pm: Edit

Is a double-posted linguists' joke:

a) ((fun)x 2) ?
b) redundant information ?
c) plain stupid ?


"how to make sense of your damn double posts" LOL

By Heiko on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:49 pm: Edit

A Panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. As the panda stands up to leave, the barman shouts: "Hey, where are you going? You just shot the waiter and you didn't pay for the sandwich!" The Panda yells back: "I'm a Panda, look it up!" So the barman gets out his dictionary and reads: "Panda (noun). A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

By Rimbaud on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:49 pm: Edit

...and the fish ran away with the goon.

By Heiko on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:46 pm: Edit

A Panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. As the panda stands up to leave, the barman shouts: "Hey, where are you going? You just shot the waiter and you didn't pay for the sandwich!" The Panda yells back: "I'm a Panda, look it up!" So the barman gets out his dictionary and reads: "Panda (noun). A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

By Pikkle on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:41 pm: Edit

AND I'M NOT GAY!!!

By Pikkle on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:40 pm: Edit

No, you're just slurring your words buddy...

By Rimbaud on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:38 pm: Edit

You know...like Mickey.
Although he didn't poop in my bread,
Benny did.

By Pikkle on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 11:15 pm: Edit

WHAT THE FUCK IS A 'MOUSH?'

By Rimbaud on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 10:47 pm: Edit

a moush pooped in my bread...

By Pikkle on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 10:38 pm: Edit

I work in a steel mill and... I AM NOT GAY!!!

By Pan on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 10:03 pm: Edit

That's DOCTOR Moltar.


"Show me the heinie! I wanna see it!"

-Dev

By Elbongo on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 09:57 pm: Edit

Did Moltar come by?

By Rimbaud on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 09:52 pm: Edit

Wow, small world! My apologies. I didn't know there were any of the aforementioned men of molten steel on the forum. Say hello to Benny for me!

By Pikkle on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 09:46 pm: Edit

Our hats are not strawberry marshmallow thank you very much... they're asparagus quiche... get it right next time.

By Rimbaud on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 09:36 pm: Edit

Aha! My thread title is longer than yours, newbie!

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