D'oh!

-Homer Simpson

By _Blackjack on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 05:57 pm: Edit

Oh, wait, now I have to work Saturdays AND work until 3:15 am...

By Mvario on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 05:00 pm: Edit

"Are you gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?"


-Josey Wales

By Tavarua on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 04:57 pm: Edit

The guy in American Psycho was pyscho. This guy was was merely crazy. That's it, it was called "Some Crazy American Guy". Best movie I ever saw, next to "Dolamite".

By Tavarua on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 04:52 pm: Edit

No, no, no. It's the one with that American guy, who kills lots, and lots of people because he has a small penis.

By Pikkle on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 04:46 pm: Edit

Uh, that would be "American Psycho" if I dismember correctly...

By Tavarua on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 04:39 pm: Edit

"Don't just stare at it, eat it."

by that guy, in that movie, that killed a hooker, by throwing a chain saw down five flights of stairs and nailing her with it.

By Pikkle on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 04:28 pm: Edit

"Are ya gonna drink it or ya gonna fuck it?"


Frank Booth, Esq.

By Tavarua on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 04:19 pm: Edit

Damn, looks like I misspelled it.

Obviously, I was trying to say, "Never used, and taken out of raper for the E-Bay pictures."

Yea, we have some weird penalties for rapists in these parts. That's where the old "Don't do the crime, if you can't do the bar sign." saying comes from.

By Pablo on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 04:01 am: Edit

Ha! I was just going to start a thread about Vanilla Ice (Ice baby)! That is soooo funny. You drinking the same absinthe as me? Does Deva Cause one to think of Vanila Ice?
(if so-no more Deva for me!)

By Artist on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 03:05 am: Edit

From the earlier ebay link...

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Quote:

Never used, and taken out of rapper for the E-Bay pictures.

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By Pablo on Thursday, February 07, 2002 - 12:54 am: Edit

Worma eat Frank Fuckin Burns!

(is he related to Mr. Burns from the Simpsons?)

By Verdigris_Harpy on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 10:52 pm: Edit

With sugar on top.

And he likes to nibble fuzzy little necks.

Want to see a really odd auction item?

Check out Must See Item before it
disappears.

Curling.ca'nt we please talk about curling?
Men chasing in front of lead teapots with
wicker wisk brooms?

I just had to.

By Uncle on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 05:25 pm: Edit

Frank Burns eats worms!

By Tavarua on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 04:39 pm: Edit

"Heinekin? Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Forget all that, come to where the flavor really is,

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1070697341

Serious bids only, you silly little bastards.

By Louched_Liver on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 04:29 pm: Edit

Come to daddy.

By Pikkle on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 04:13 pm: Edit

"Heinekin? Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

-Frank Booth

By Verdigris_Harpy on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 01:25 pm: Edit

Go where?

Can you tell them to go to heck in a handbasket?

Frank Burns said that.One of my favorite non
existant, stick in the mud neo fascist red hot lipless wonders.

Tell them Frank Burns said you can have the day off,cause computers are the devil's handiwork.

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 11:16 am: Edit

Well, we (USA Today) don't usually publish over the weekend, but we are publishing a Saturday supplement for the Olympics, and if we're publishing, I'm there, since I'm the guy what makes the computers go.

By Verdigris_Harpy on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:50 am: Edit

What are they suffering you to do Saturday?

It must be bad,to cause stuttering.

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:23 am: Edit

I stuttered.

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 02:23 am: Edit

All's I know is I have to work Saturdays because of the damn things...

By Verdigris_Harpy on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 01:46 am: Edit

Ice dancing.Sequin season.

By Pan on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 01:37 am: Edit

Which follows whirling season.

Feeling dizzy . . .

-Dev

By Pablo on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 01:20 am: Edit

Hurling season.

By Verdigris_Harpy on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 - 12:20 am: Edit

Curling season.