A toast (or two) for Kallisti:

Drink to fair woman, who, I think,
Is most entitled to it,
For if anything ever can drive me to drink
She certainly could do it.

-B.J. Jenkins

and...

A mocking eye,
A pair of lips
That's often why
A fellow trips.

Cheers at ya!

Pantagruel

By Sicboy13 on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 01:10 pm: Edit

DICK CHENEY!! Dick & Bush...

By Sicboy13 on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 01:08 pm: Edit

M. T. Blah...Blah, Blah..Tele-Blah. (Oldie but goodie)

By Sicboy13 on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 01:07 pm: Edit

P.S. I know my friend has several Fraggle tapes, check this out though, He is a promotor/visual D.J. in the alleged "Iowa rave scene(chuckle)". He promotes a damn good party, damn good only people suck here & they all just stand around wearing fucking lego armor or whatever. Anywhoot, the point of the story is that he also is a computer type guy who has an elaborate setup that he projects onto any avail. wall, screen, etc. at these parties & his favorite thing to play is Fraggles tapes on a loop with himself "freestyling" if you will, with his trance & hypnotic designs overlapping the Fraggles, Very very very cool..Send me an email & I'll see if i can dub a tape for you, regular or unleaded(with the overlapping designs). Sic

By Mr_Rabid on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 01:04 pm: Edit

Yep, I got a head full of pop culture detrius...

I feel older and more out of touch by the day- partly cause I haven't had TV for about 3 years now.

People say shit to me like 'Buffy the Vampire blah blah' and 'Ally McBlah' and 'Did you see that Seinfeld' and I say 'What the fuck are you talking about?'

If it wasn't for the internet I would be ignorant of most of what is happening these days.

Like, I found out yesterday on cnn.com what the vice president looks like. I realized I hadn't known before I clicked the link when I saw him.

By Sicboy13 on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:58 pm: Edit

about those pommels..that is the coolest thing I've read or heard in weeks. I guessed first, later confirmed you are of the "Twentysomething" era. Cheers Mate!

By Sicboy13 on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:56 pm: Edit

It's "down in Fraggle rock?"I've been singing it wrong for 20 fucking years???, excuse me because others have labeled me as somewhat of a "T.V. genius/junkie". That's it, I'm going out Johnny Depp style (dripping Laudnum onto sugar..drip...drip...drip) Anyone got a match?

By Mr_Rabid on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:52 pm: Edit

Now that's an odd coincidence.

I used to sing 'unpack your adjectives' when I swordfought (it confused my opponents...)

And you know what the pommels of my PVC practice swords were?

Fraggle heads. Gobo and Wembley, to be specific.

I still have one of Gobo's googly eyes.

By Mr_Rabid on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:48 pm: Edit

Worries for another day! Dance your cares away, down in fraggle rock!

Oh yeah. NOW they do, if they didn't before.

By Sicboy13 on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:46 pm: Edit

Imagine in your minds eye...A week off, several bottles of the abby of your choice, a midget with a tray `o sugarcubes & a tape with every Fraggle episode alternating every other episode with all of the Spaceghost Coast to Coast episodes...County Fraggle Ri-Zock..CLAP!CLAP! (I bet ya a bottle `o Suisse that anyone who's anyone who's read this now has the fuckin fraggle song embedded so far in there ears they are either singing & dancin or stabbing away at ears with closest, sharpest object!!

By Mr_Rabid on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:41 pm: Edit

Damn! I forgot all about Fraggles.

I wish I had me some absinthe and the entire series of Fraggle Rock, and a week off.

By Sicboy13 on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 12:25 pm: Edit

Yeah but da Fraggles straight up beat down Schoolhouse rock, in my book that is. (singing to self...County Fraggle rock..CLAP!CLAP!)

By Mr_Rabid on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 11:31 am: Edit

Cheers, tho I am out of Absinthe and stuck at work... in my heart I am drunk.

By Admin on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 10:07 am: Edit

Skoolhouse Rock!

Three, it's a magic number
Yes it is, it's a magic number

By Perruche_Verte on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 08:58 am: Edit

I'm yours.

(Was that from the Electric Company?)

By Admin on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 10:58 pm: Edit

Thank you!

Without you, I'm nothing. No, *really*!

And now I'll sing a little song:


I get my thing in action (Verb!)
To be, to see, to feel, to live (Verb!)
That's what's happenin'

I put my heart in action (Verb!)
To run, to go, to get, to give (Verb!)
(You're what's happenin')

That's where I find satisfaction, yeah! (Yeah!)
To search, to find, to have, to hold.
(Verb! To be bold)
When I use my imagination (Verb!)
I think, I plot, I plan, I dream
Turning in towards creation (Verb!)
I make, I write, I dance, I sing
When I'm feeling really active (Verb!)
I run, I ride, I swim, I fly!
Other times when life is easy
(Oh!) I rest, I sleep, I sit, I lie.

(Verb! That's what happenin')I can take a noun and bend it,
Give me a noun -
(Bat, boat, rake, and plow)
Make it a verb and really send it!
(Show me how)
Oh, I don't know my own power. (Verb!)

By Destiny on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 10:53 pm: Edit

Fairy-doubles to ya, Kallisti!!!

By Sicboy13 on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 10:37 pm: Edit

My smizashed izass is balancing my recently aquired mazagran with care, Kallisti, I salute you, (that whole five o'clock gin thing, dems wuz jokes) playa plaayyaaaa! the new & improved sicboy....(I'm a hottie now.)

By Auntieminda on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 09:26 pm: Edit

A toast, a toast to our wond'rous lady fair
with the fey green eyes and the shiny red hair.
Though East glass be empty (for my order's not in
and I pray that I may be forgiven that sin)
and though a fucking new girl I may be,
even so, I shall raise my sweet tea to thee.
I'm here representin' for the Southern belle crew:
"Hail to Kallisti! All praise goes to you!"

Glass raised,
Auntie M

By String on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 09:23 pm: Edit

cheers

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 09:14 pm: Edit

sad,sad,sad

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:35 pm: Edit

MAN WHAT LAMEASS REPRESENTATION!! FOR ALL KALLISTI'S DONE, YA CAN'T BOTHER TA POST A COUPLE WORDS? SHEESH. OUT OF 288 REGISTERED USERS TO BOOT. MINUS TERMINUS MAKES 287, BUT STILL!! INGRATES.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:31 pm: Edit

Oh, PV, I see you are CST. I don't know his Midwest itinerary. Worth a check into Chicago venues. He actually shows up, and throws up (onstage last year) there.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:29 pm: Edit

Hey, PV,

Shane MacGowan is on the road again. If you are near Philly, it's the 14th. NYC the 16th. Me, and a fellow Forum Fella will be representin' in Philly.

By Perruche_Verte on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:24 pm: Edit

Long may she wave.

Redhaired green ladies, forever and ever, amen.

PV

(sorry, can't wait 'til 11 sharp. There's a party.
I have to go drink absinthe.)

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:01 pm: Edit

Hey, great idea! A toast in the A FUCKIN' M! I meant p.m., but the love is out there.

Here's to you babe. Thanks to your salon here, I didn't buy something crappy and think absinthe was all a bunch of shit.
I never lit a sugar cube.
I met Rabid, Head, Pantagruel, and last, but w/the squarest noggin-Tavvy.
I tasted not 1, but 2 kinds of Jade.
I'm drinking Wolvie's Green right now.
I had a sample of Andy's work.
I fell fo' da Fairy.
Luv ya momma!

By Raschied on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 09:24 am: Edit

May the Wings of Liberty never lose a feather!

By Petdekatkrewe on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 08:42 am: Edit

Well, it's almost 11:00 (a.m.)CST, and while I don't usually drink at this hour except on days that end in "y", here is to Our Dark Queen...

*all raising glasses*

Here's to a temperance supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end with--
And me not there at all!

By Admin on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 07:48 am: Edit

heh, how'd I miss this thread previously!?!?! you are so CUTE.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 02:07 am: Edit

Reminder: it's tonight.

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 11:59 pm: Edit

FYI-I have a 56k modem, graduated Lansing Mi. Eastern class of '75, but, I shacked up w/Miss Cleo for a while in the '80s, and some of her powers rubbed off.

"So cahl muh now!!"

By Sicboy13 on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 11:55 pm: Edit

(in best mike tyson voice available) "Who Fought??" Sic out B

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 11:54 pm: Edit

Your a week early, but practice makes perfect!

By Sicboy13 on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 11:52 pm: Edit

Siiit bro, I be down (glass of Five o'clock gin held high...) Props to the most high. SOULFLY!!!

By Louched_Liver on Friday, February 15, 2002 - 11:44 pm: Edit

Better than that played out "wave" shit. To the hostess w/the mostest, the Admin. down w/sin, who likes bodies w/out heads, but not Forums:

KALLISTI!!!

I say, @ 11:00, 22nd of Feb, YOUR local time, give it up for the mistress of our boudouir of fairy lust. Raise a glass of fairy squeezin's on high, and chime in here w/a heartfelt word or 2. This is a time for all you lurkers, newbies, and wallflowers to represent too.
Don't be a jockeyass, except Sicboy, give it up!

Taking off black tie and tails,
LL