well, if we burn him, he gets stuffed into the flames crackle crackle crackle which is quite a shock if he's not quite dead, but quick, then you get a box of ashes you can pretend are his...or, if you don't want to fry him, he gets stuffed into the ground, where he gets eaten by maggots and worms, nibble nibble nibble, which is also a shock if he's not quite dead...

-overweight, dateless american loser, written with a bad fake british accent

By _Blackjack on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 04:45 pm: Edit

There are a few over here who know the Elder Goon. Without him, there would have been no Monty Python, no Blackadder, no Young Ones, nothing for countless overweight dateless American losers to quote in bad fake Britsh accents.. He actually made the English funny, which is no mean feat...

Of course, he WAS half Irish.

By Mr_Carfax on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 12:07 am: Edit

Might only be of relevance to Brits on the list and similar ex-Colonial states,...

But Spike Milligan died today.

Farewell Eccles, this absinthe is for you.