I'ts Alive -and coherent.

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By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 11:26 pm: Edit

PS Who are the Zombies? Why do you need a drill to find them?

Are they like Druids? Are the hangin in maple trees?Ya know those are sacred trees(to
maple lovin Druids).She could
be arrested for defiling religious artifacts.

Maybe I'll whip up one of my little generic pagan
rituals and make her cut it out.I'll fill a
cauldren with crappy I HOP syrup and my own tears,
and Nyquil .The rest is a secret...shhhhhhhhhhh

Let's start our own pagan religious offshoot:

The Society of The Absinthe Sippin Generic
Maple Syrup Extasis Oasis .

BTW I aint makin fun o pagans/Pagans: I am on of em....

Blessed be ....

By Larsbogart on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 11:18 pm: Edit

Verdigris:
See Pot and Absinthe. Did we both say that at the same time?
-larsbogart

By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 11:13 pm: Edit

Yes ,but I live in the Land of Fruits and Nuts
and cannot afford a trip to Rocky the Feller's
Center.Is this where Rocky Horror was created
and Beef from Phantom of the Paradise and
the tragic yet lovely Phantom himself? If
so I will sell maple scones on Hollywood Blvd
to raise bucks just to get there to hang around with them,if Frank n Furter will be there ,too.

And I can brew up my own un-anthrax polluted
non maple syrup in a sauce pan by mixing Karo
Syrup and cheap brown sugar over a low flame.....
Sounds about as tasty as that Hill's stuff,or
Nyquil......

MMMMMMMMMMM.........better living through
home economics.If I put a nice bow around it maybe
it wo'nt scare Polly and Katie....How
about a opalescent green bow? Nah,the
whole things sounds too Martha Stewart.

By Larsbogart on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 11:00 pm: Edit

Verdigris:
Better yet, deliver it in person. Ask the zombies where to find Polly. Most likely she will be with her drill making new zombies.
If you do mail anything to Katie C. just keep in mind that anthrax thingie that happened at Rocky-feller Center. She might get wise.
What bakery are you near? La Brea? And can you list all the varietys of scones they have?
-larsbogart

By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:46 pm: Edit

I HOP is just blocks from me.Authentic artificial
maple syrup.Maybe I can swipe a jug or two,and
mail one to this Polly person an one to Katie Couric.Sin ,Heresy,Sedition,and mail fraud.

Sounds fun.Would you like a jug,too?

I can get you a mean maple scone, too...from
the bakery down the street that sells 30 different
kinds of angel food cake.After all,this is L.A...

By Larsbogart on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:23 pm: Edit

Verdigris:
Certainly you can talk about maple scones. Just dont let the REAL Ax's of Evil: Polly of Polly's Pancake Parlor in Sugar Hill, New Hampshire find out about it. She owns everything Maple. Decreed by Katie Couric.
I hope you dont, but, if you do find yourself in a difficult situation again, check out the dailys on the threebrain website, you'll get better results than any medication, and save money too.
I have to go break a few spines myself...ask Vera.
-larsbogart, and the glass is empty

By Hopester on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:07 pm: Edit

how about staking a balker? hmmm..... milk chocolate. never tried 'em, but i must admit they sound tempting.

By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:02 pm: Edit

Hey Larsbogart

How's life been?

Can I talk about scones,too? I like maple
walnut scones.Cranberry is good,too.

How about baking a stalker?

By Larsbogart on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:58 pm: Edit

Hopester:
White chocolate and cranberry scones or milk chocolate?
Do you like them enough to stalk a baker?
-Larsbogart

By Hopester on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:44 pm: Edit

i prefer scones.

By Larsbogart on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:42 pm: Edit

Vera:
Vera is on a muffin. I like it too.
Sorry, I missed the button, but got the sauce and my feet are getting cold waiting for Buffy. At least she wont break the spines of feathers, I reckon.
larsbogart

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:33 pm: Edit

I will crawl under my pale white comforter
atop my sage satin sheets
With dreams of petron silver and moonman brown bottle special
with a hand between my thighs
and 100% cotton
pajamas

Creamy dreams
To me.

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:31 pm: Edit

Stuffy Bayer...

Sarah Michelle Giger.

What?

By Mr_Carfax on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:31 pm: Edit

I've been too drunk to love
Too drunk to care
I've looked like death, felt like Hell
Been the worse for wear
I've been drinking too much to remember
The hell of the night before
I've been drinking myself blind
And still I'll drink some more

She is the wine that makes harps and choirs
The sweetest sound that the grapevine brings
She is the wine that makes gods and angels
And when I drink of her, she conjures me wings

- The Mission

By Mr_Carfax on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:29 pm: Edit

Vera the Buffy Slayer

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:25 pm: Edit

Vera isn't on a roll.

Vera is on a muffin.

Oh, I slay myself...

By Elbongo on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:24 pm: Edit

Vera is on a roll!

I like it.

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:18 pm: Edit

For all you tightasses on this forum, who have forgotten how joyous and socially liberating it is to JUST BE DRUNK...


It's joyous and wondrous and socially liberating and beautiful to JUST BE DRUNK.

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:17 pm: Edit

Come monday... i'll be HOLDING YOU TITE

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:16 pm: Edit

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come Moooondaaay... it'll be all right

By Mr_Carfax on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:15 pm: Edit

Do you like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain....?

Crap, I didn't want that song in my head...

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:15 pm: Edit

Getting cold in the rain....
Singing in the Pleasure Park....
Drinking them Absinthe Coladas
With your nipples erect

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:11 pm: Edit

YEAH...

...THEM PINA COLADAS..

By Verawench on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:10 pm: Edit

I be drunk... woot...

By Larsbogart on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:10 pm: Edit

Verdigris:
Thanks for the hi.
I was kind of wondering what happened to you.
It is spelled l-a-r-s-b-o-g-a-r-t.
-larsbogart

By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 09:05 pm: Edit

Thanks Mr Rabid

V

By Mr_Rabid on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 08:58 pm: Edit

Glad to see you again :-)

By Verdigris_Harpy on Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 08:54 pm: Edit

Hello to all

I am not dead or unsubbed.I have returned across The Lethe with some semblance of sanity,
and something resembling an animated corpus and
brain.I have been locked behind doors,displaying
manic behavior and quite possibly seisures as well.Another EEG may soon tell,this one sounding
suspiciously like an alien defilement,invloving
probes up one's nasal passages.

I did not sample any absinthe to tip me into
that state.In fact,after much helpful and appreciated knowledge gained from this website,
and subbed individuals,I thorougly investigated
all my meds on each maufacturers own website.
Drinking is not forbidden with any of them and
even mentioned at all on several.I also went
to the list I am on for my bipolar illness and
learned drinking with sense and moderation
is a reasonable pursuit,and will not make
me physically ill or more mentally ill.

From reading on this website,it is my understanding thujone does not tend to cause
seisures.However I am not yet versed on the
same effect regarding alchohol,so until I learn
more of what condition I may or may not have
I will not be sampling abstinthe or any
further alchoholic beverages.

Hi there to Nolan and Heiko and Larsobart(apologies if I mispelled)and Kallisti and others.

Take care,all

Verdigris Harpy

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