I just registered www.clanofthebadmonkey.com for my own shit-slinging site.

By Pablo on Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 01:28 am: Edit

I just found out that I'm going to be replaced at work by a shaved monkey. They are going to pay him more too!

(not that this really has anything to do with anything)

By Louched_Liver on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 09:01 pm: Edit

Well, from what I know of you, you can sling the shit pretty durned well. So, w/augmentation, 1,000 miles sounds doable.

Look out Amarillo!!!!!!!!!

By Mr_Rabid on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 08:33 pm: Edit

http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,51039,00.html

Monkeys controlling computers with their thoughts-working neural control implants.

It's a short step from monkeys playing Pong to my new indestructible cyborg body, so watch out, y'all.

I bet I'll be able to throw my poop like, a thousand miles.