Man, when you get inspired!!

By Mr_Rabid on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 08:48 pm: Edit

But Its Really A Bowling League

(to be played loud and fast and incoherently)


Cute and fuzzy bunnies
bowling, deep in hell

the alley may be burning
but a strike would sure be swell

Gotterdammerbowl!!! (refrain, repeat 3 times)

their fur is allways flaming
and the chips are always stale
and down there in the next lane
are standing Ahab and his whale
they're up against old Stalin
and some guy named Dave or Dale


(ref)

cute and fuzzy bunnies, paying for their sins
meditate on karma as they're smashing down the pins

(ref)

cute and fuzzy bunnies know that no one really wins,
when your rollin balls for Satan
'gainst the witches and their friends
cause everybody's cheatin
like its' goin outta style

(ref)

hey at least it ain't new jersey
and I'm down here with my friends
I'll have a glass of Absinthe
and I'll roll those balls again

Fuzzydammerung!

By Admin on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 08:17 pm: Edit

Speaking of which ... anyone been watching "The Osbournes"???


btw blackjack - you're the funniest person in the world. I'm dyin' here ...

By Mr_Rabid on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 06:46 pm: Edit

I bet LaVey got a lot of mileage out of that. Y'know, sittin around with the wife, kids and she goats and all, laughing himself silly over trips to the grocery store and such...

By Destiny on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 06:44 pm: Edit

Even witches and Wiccans don't really like comparisons. Wiccans frequently call themselves "witches", but witches aren't necessarily Wiccans.

My dad ran into LaVey once in SF, he said LaVey was very creepy.

By Mr_Rabid on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 05:04 pm: Edit

True, but then choosing the most inflammatory name does fit with the spirit of the satanic church quite nicely.

It's the ones that don't get it that get bent out of shape about it, I guess.

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 04:39 pm: Edit

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Quote:

Everyone thinks they either eat thier own young, or finds them ridiculous.

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By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 04:18 pm: Edit

Anton I mean Arj:
Too bad they are sold out of Satan Takes a Holiday, it sounds really cool. Kallisti, what do you think?
larsbogart

By Mr_Rabid on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 04:16 pm: Edit

Their wolf statue has rabbit fur. From a ritualistic standpoint, thats funny as hell.

I don't worship Satan either, but I feel bad for adherents to that church- they chose a tough row to hoe, picking ol' scratch as their symbol. Everyone thinks they either eat thier own young, or finds them ridiculous.

Of course, nobody MADE them...

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 04:10 pm: Edit

OMG! They have the cutest plushie goat on that site!

http://www.satan2000.com/plaza/ritual-setting.htm

Goats are Satan's puppies!

By _Blackjack on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 04:07 pm: Edit

http://www.satan2000.com/plaza/satanic-music.htm

Just for the record, I don't worship Satan. I just think Satan is really funny.

By Mr_Carfax on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 03:20 pm: Edit

I've heard Antons CD, Satan Takes A Holiday- it is a scream.

We used to slip in a few tracks now and then on a dark ambient radio show I used to do - guaranteed to get the stoners calling up in a state of disturbed confusion.

No, you have not heard evil, until you have heard Anton Ley Vay bashing out Honolulu Baby on his amazing Wurlizter!

By Arj on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 03:10 pm: Edit

There are a couple of cd's on amazon.com. Let me know how they are if you get them.

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 12:25 pm: Edit

Arj:
If you find any of his music let me know. [Not that I agree with any of that nonsense on his site.]
larsbogart

By Arj on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:50 am: Edit

Okay, I thought you'd thrown my olive branch back in my face. No problem Lars, it's been testy around here lately.

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:44 am: Edit

Arj:
Calm down Helen Morgan i am just playing with you. Scheesh!
The Frank Sinatra stuff is true read John Cassavettes Bio.
However, I have cultivated these poor writing skills and actually prefer them. So so what?
larsbogart

By Arj on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:21 am: Edit

Where'd you get the idea I hadn't heard of him? I remember reading about his death a few years ago. And as an old metal head, you can be sure I was familiar with his history. You are very ignorant on this topic. His death was covered in major papers and he was not lost. Don't mess with The Voice (Frank). And don't go looking for a fight with me buddy. If you need a sparring partner, fight with your demons: ignorance, paranoia, and poor writing skills.

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:03 am: Edit

Carnival music was, Ive been told, also a popular soundtrack for pornograhpic movies.
larsbogart

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 10:57 am: Edit

Arj:
How did you become an Anton LaVey expert in the last hour? You'd never heard of him. The fact is that Frank Sinatra had it out for LaVey because he insisted that Mia Farrow be nude for the sex scene in Rosemia's Baby which he played the devil. His whereabouts became murky after that because Frank scared the shit of him. I dont care what your search engine says.
larsbogart

By Admin on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 10:52 am: Edit

Anton was right. I love carnival music ... it is haunting and strange. Like clowns. Its the painted on smiles. Circus' are frightenting places ... anyone read Robertson Davies?

By Arj on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 10:42 am: Edit

And he didn't die in his church but in St. Mary's Hospital in San Francisco. I'm sure the nuns loved him.

By Arj on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 10:40 am: Edit

No, LaVey died in 1997, two days before Halloween. Yes, there was plenty of heavy metal in the 1970s, see Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Kiss, Alice Cooper, etc. And my hair is thick and shiny and teeth blindingly white, thanks for asking.

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 09:29 am: Edit

Arj:
Dude, he died in the 70's at home in his "Church" in San Francisco. I am not sure if they had Heavy Metal back then. Do you have a shiny bald head and evil white teeth? In keeping with the spirit of the thread we can now commence to fighting.
larsbogart

By Arj on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 09:17 am: Edit

LaVey must never have heard Mercyful Fate.

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 09:12 am: Edit

Anton LaVey, self-proclaimed Devil, said in an interview that he found carnival music to be the only real demonic music there is. He made some recordings that I saw for sale in a magazine store in Fort Lauderdale about 10 years ago. There he was, picture on the vinyl jacket, his shiny bald head and those big white evil teeth, hands all over Jayne Mansfield.
The store, run by a LaVey clone but embellished with tatoos and piercings saw me looking at them said one word: "Buy".
I didnt say anything. I was afraid to have them in my house but was curious to hear what they sounded like.
larsbogart

By Larsbogart on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 08:36 am: Edit

Continue bashing...
http://www.oremus.org/hymnal/o/o166.html
larsbogart