POSTING FOR DOLLARS

Sepulchritude Forum: The Absinthe Forum Archive Thru March 2002: Archive thru March 2002:POSTING FOR DOLLARS
By Auntieminda on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 07:21 am: Edit

LL,

If I was going to reply to your post, which I'm not because I don't like to masturbate in vain, I would probably say something cute like "rotflmpao". You would have to imagine the capital letters, because I don't like to yell, it's not polite. Imagine also the gratuitous number of exclamation points after that. In fact, why not imagine the whole phrase in big balloon font with happy rainbow colors, and the exclamations bouncing up and down like joyously excited teacup poodles. You might as well surround it with huge cheezy grin emoticons and flower-power ricki-ticki-stickies. While your at it, why not throw in some dancing hamsters? Of course, I would never post anything like that. It is beneath the dignity of this forum, and beneath my dignity as well.

Using the Hello Kitty,
Auntie M

By Louched_Liver on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 06:53 pm: Edit

Head,

On the KKK front, no, not that KKK, the Kitten Killers Klub! You may want to sidle over to Club 17 Live.

By Louched_Liver on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 06:51 pm: Edit

AntiMinda,

My tounge was firmly in my cheek about the good ol' days.
Everyone loves a swallower.
Best twist on my name yet.
And good rant in the contest too.

LL

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 06:50 pm: Edit

Again, Thanks Min. I like that imagery.

My kitten killing prowess is becoming more and more deadly.

By Auntieminda on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 06:48 pm: Edit

Lothario Liverace,

Ah, but I swallow.

Much love, long time,
Auntie M

By Louched_Liver on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 05:41 pm: Edit

Ah, for the good ol' days when you would have spit in her face.

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 05:34 pm: Edit

In the Vanity Press we don't usually say thanks, but since there's a friendly peaceful air about I'll say it anyway.

Thanks Min!

By Auntieminda on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 05:11 pm: Edit

Your post is a happy accident in my book.

Thanks, Head!

Smiles,
Auntie M

By Head_Prosthesis on Monday, March 18, 2002 - 04:19 pm: Edit

Since a majority of public postings
are vain and masturbatory, follow
these simple rules and you'll be
happier than a monkey tangled up
in crotch yoga...

Simple rules for posting on a public forum:


1. Entertain yourself without getting kicked off.

Happy Accidents include:

Entertaining others
Providing helpful information
Casting an enlightened comment or two
Making friends with strangers

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