|By Mvario on Sunday, March 24, 2002 - 08:56 pm: Edit|
|By Nancywhiskey on Sunday, March 24, 2002 - 04:22 pm: Edit|
Head, makes me wet.
|By Head_Prosthesis on Sunday, March 24, 2002 - 10:38 am: Edit|
Fuck the Kittens.
|By Themagicman on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 02:30 pm: Edit|
Well since were on the subject of cats and stuff
here you go
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....
|By I_B_Puffin on Saturday, March 16, 2002 - 05:18 pm: Edit|
|By Mr_Rabid on Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 11:56 am: Edit|
They're much easier to dip in the fondue that way.
|By Tavarua on Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 07:30 am: Edit|
There is no need to chop up the kitty before throwing it into the flame, that's a little cruel, don't you think.
|By Alphasoixante on Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 06:44 am: Edit|
damn. once more.
|By Alphasoixante on Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 06:42 am: Edit|
|By Tavarua on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 05:56 pm: Edit|
Hey that's not bad Alphasoixante. Oh, I've got another one:
How do you get a Alphasoixante to spell properly? Make him get his GED.
|By Rowl on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 01:16 pm: Edit|
Yeah, and depressants make them hyper. Cat's are weird (but in a totally cool way).
|By _Blackjack on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 01:14 pm: Edit|
My experience is that speed puts cats to sleep.
|By Alphasoixante on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 12:13 pm: Edit|
how do you make tavurua go meow?
disembowel him and feed his entrails to a kitten.
|By Sicboy13 on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 04:05 pm: Edit|
once I get my webcam up....Just kiddin'
|By Tavarua on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 04:04 pm: Edit|
Yes. A kitten on speed. Those little bastards are pyscho enough, I would actually pay to see a kitten take a bump.
|By Sicboy13 on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 03:56 pm: Edit|
Hunter S. Thompson's cat
|By Sicboy13 on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 03:54 pm: Edit|
|By Tavarua on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 02:20 pm: Edit|
Hey, how do you make a cat go woof?
Through it in the fireplace.
|By _Blackjack on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 02:13 pm: Edit|
|By Rowl on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 01:50 pm: Edit|
I know a few people who would use this as an excuse to masturbate more often! ;-)
|By Baz on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 01:41 pm: Edit|
I simply love that.
|By Lint on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 12:47 pm: Edit|
good ole filepile...
|By Robman on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 12:00 pm: Edit|
ROTFLMAO!!!! That is HYSTERICAL!!!!
|By Raschied on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 11:54 am: Edit|
Thanks to my buddy Odin for the picture. I hadda share...
|By Raschied on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 11:53 am: Edit|
|By Raschied on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 11:51 am: Edit|
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