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Icarus
post Nov 19 2003, 02:30 PM
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I would like to thank the master alzheimest for the truly ignorant post. While I found your post to be completely forgettable, Oxy's reply was one of the most humorous I've read in a while.

Thanks norom for bring out the genius in us!

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post Nov 19 2003, 02:43 PM
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Forgetable? I, for one, will always cherish that first line, Master Alchemist: "I like many other people have a theory." As far as I'm concerned, that alone has secured your place here. From now on, I'm going to preface my every utterance with that: "I like many other people have a theory..."



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post Nov 19 2003, 03:24 PM
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I like! Many other people have a theory.

I like many other people. Have a theory.

I like (many other people have) a theory.

I like many. Other people have a theory.



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post Nov 19 2003, 03:24 PM
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He is just a kid you guys.
Thank you Master Alchemist for your post on fruit verses yeast . As you can see by the overwhelming response, yes fermented fruit does taste better [to most of us] than plain old sugar shine. However the closer you get to pure alcohol the less you can taste the difference.
I would like to thank you also for not mentioning th-jone in your first post.
Please read the FAQ section of this forum.
As far as your words: less is more.


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post Nov 19 2003, 08:42 PM
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Thanks Oxy, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.


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post Nov 19 2003, 11:49 PM
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I have a theory, that it's a demon, a dancing demon...nyah, something isn't right there...
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post Nov 20 2003, 07:20 PM
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Dear The-Master-Alchemist

As someone already attested,yeast is a naturally
occuring substance,and it can be beneficial(it
helps make great sourdough bread) or a vile
irritant. looking-up.gif Tombstone2.gif shock.gif

I do love fruit,though,and maybe you can manufacture some ultra-bright colored tutti
frutti absinthes and market them in plastic sippy-
topped bottles.If absinthe ever becomes legal,
these should go over well at AM PM's and 7-11's.

Cheeze N Crackers are yummy,too.Have you
tried that soft processed cheeze-food product
that has veins of port wine in it? How about the
same with fruit flavored absinthe instead of
the flourescent red wine?

I am just being playfully mean - dev.gif headbonk.gif
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Your concoctions sound like true alchemy would be
needed,but I like your name.Alchemy is a lost
art -share some more of your secrets sometime! ZombieHand.gif Present-2.png


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post Nov 23 2003, 01:24 AM
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I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT WOULD COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH'S, IF U DROPPED AN ECCY, ATE SOME GOLD TOPPERS AND THEN WHACK 35 UNITS OF METH!!
YOU FUKN TRY IT AND TELL ME HOW YOU END UP
I BET YOU WONT BE SNIGGERING THEN!!!
GET OF YOUR HIGH HORSES...U HAVE ABSINTHE, SO DO I NOW. I ALSO HAVE NARCOTICS, AMPHETAMINES, HALLUCINAGENS, TRYPTAMINES AND DISASSOCIATIVE ANESTHETICS...ENJOY YOUR LIFE PPLS I KNOW I WILL!


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post Nov 23 2003, 03:18 AM
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post Nov 23 2003, 03:20 AM
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Georgie?

Gabrielle?

One the hundreds of teenage boys who've been shot down with their ridiculously sad claims of drug induced wisdom?

Lemme guess, next is I HATE MYSELFFUCK YOUALL IM GONNA KILL MYSELF ON LARGE AMOUNTS OF VICODENE AND VODKA! THAT AN ALL THE OXY THAT OPIESMOKES SOLD OVER THE EBAY!!!!
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post Nov 23 2003, 04:01 AM
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QUOTE (Head_prosthesis @ Nov 22 2003, 09:20 PM)
Georgie?

Gabrielle?

One the hundreds of teenage boys who've been shot down with their ridiculously sad claims of drug induced wisdom?

He is just depressed because Mikey Jackson got arrested.


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post Nov 23 2003, 05:15 PM
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[Dude you better wake up, you are going nowhere fast. Every one I know [knew ] who ever did meth,[for an extended period of time] ended up so insane they never came out of it. Once you fry your brain ,there is no coming back. People I thought were fine, turned into raving lunatics. It will make an innocent school girl into a common whore , turn a reknown speaker into a stinking boar. Wake up you idiot, I do'nt want my tax money supporting you when your brain turns to jelly.


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post Nov 23 2003, 11:20 PM
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((((((((((( QUOTE (The_Master_Alchemist @ Nov 22 2003, 05:24 PM)
I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT WOULD COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH'S, IF U DROPPED AN ECCY, ATE SOME GOLD TOPPERS AND THEN WHACK 35 UNITS OF METH!!
YOU FUKN TRY IT AND TELL ME HOW YOU END UP
I BET YOU WONT BE SNIGGERING THEN!!!
GET OF YOUR HIGH HORSES...U HAVE ABSINTHE, SO DO I NOW. I ALSO HAVE NARCOTICS, AMPHETAMINES, HALLUCINAGENS, TRYPTAMINES AND DISASSOCIATIVE ANESTHETICS...ENJOY YOUR LIFE PPLS I KNOW I WILL! ))))))))))))




M.A. stop being so dramatic. If you truly do have these talents then put them to good use. Then people will recognize them for what they are and give you the proper attention that you need.

You should have read through this site first to learn what you were dealing with. If you can't take the heat then stay out of the proverbial kitchen. Whatever you do though, do not do anything crazy. I repeat do not do anything crazy. This site is for fun and enjoyment. And the occasional ribbing for someone posting something stupid. Everybody gets it if they deserve it.

So sit back and take a few deep breaths and relax. Here's something for you to enjoy. boobs.gif


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post Nov 24 2003, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE (The_Master_Alchemist @ Nov 22 2003, 05:24 PM)
I ALSO HAVE NARCOTICS, AMPHETAMINES, HALLUCINAGENS, TRYPTAMINES AND DISASSOCIATIVE ANESTHETICS...ENJOY YOUR LIFE PPLS I KNOW I WILL!

I've got rhythm, I've got music, I've got my gal, who could ask for anything more?!

But really, I wish I was as cool as you.
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post Nov 24 2003, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE (kirk @ Nov 23 2003, 09:15 AM)
Every one I know [knew ] who ever did meth, ended up so insane they never came out of it. Once you fry your brain ,there is no coming back.

Oh bullshit. I can pretty well guarantee you that I've seen more meth go into more people than you can hope to (we were meth fiends when country wan't cool), and, as drugs go, it is pretty benign. Nothing on the level of heroin or crack, in terms of addictive properties or psychological damage, and it can't hold a candle to alcohol in terms of systemic organ damage. I can only think of two people I know who seriously fucked themselves over, and they were well on their way to fucking themselves over before they ever touched the stuff. Honestly, consider the serious quantities of hard drugs that moved through my circle of friends, the astonishing fact is that there ended up being FAR more alcoholics than drug addicts.

I'm not saying doing meth is cool. I never had a taste for the stuff, myself, and OBVIOUSLY people who are self-destructive can destroy themselves with any convenient means. But methamphetamine in and of itself is NOT a horrifically dangerous substance, unless you're trying to MAKE it. It's not going to turn anybody's brain into jelly unless they take so much that they induce hyperpyrexia, or they forget to eat and sleep occasionally. Unlike, say, cocaine, the pharmacokinetics of amphetamines make them somewhat self-limiting. A cocaine binge can be sustained almost indefinately. With amphetamines, you WILL crash, eventually, no matter how much you take, so the reinforcement of drug-seeking behavior is not as strong as with cocaine.

Again, this is not saying that it is risk-free, or a good idea. Moreover, it is horribly illegal and makes the baby Jesus cry. And it has nothing to do with absinthe in the slightest. I just hate to see government propeganda taken as medical fact.
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