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Greenmeanie
post Jun 29 2005, 03:49 PM
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It comes WITH a free sick bag!


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post Jun 29 2005, 04:22 PM
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Don't forget the garden salad in each bottle.


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. . . and don't forget to read the FAQ and check out the Absinthe Buyer's Guide for brand reviews and distributor links!
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post Jun 29 2005, 06:00 PM
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Artemis: I bet it was Ted who told you to do it as well, right?


You should see the picture of him sitting in that car up on blocks with a chicken in his lap. Cost him a case of Jade to keep that sucker off the Internet.


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post Jun 29 2005, 08:34 PM
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w00t2.gif


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post Jun 29 2005, 11:58 PM
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Oh, the two stories are absolutely priceless! It almost makes me wistful for a certain infamous, defunct forum. Thanks for the snicker, fellas.


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post Jul 9 2005, 09:00 PM
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I are an English teacher, but I refuse to precipitate. Don't drag me into this, Absomphe.


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post Jul 10 2005, 04:12 AM
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You is an ginuwhine killjoy, teach.


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post Jul 10 2005, 04:37 PM
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Another classic just received:


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hi
could you please explian to me hoiw one macerates alcohol
thank you


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post Jul 10 2005, 05:17 PM
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Tell 'em, "¼ lb. of sugar, two cobs of corn, 1 eye of newt (not Gingrich), 10 grams of mandrake, combine with 1 full bottle of vinegar, let set for 15 days."

Day 15
"Dispose of mixture, go to grocer's, purchase 1 bottle of Everclear."


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post Jul 10 2005, 05:33 PM
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Tell him it's an ancient Macedonian secret.


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post Jul 10 2005, 06:16 PM
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Very carefully.


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Just drink it or sink it.
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post Jul 11 2005, 09:52 AM
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The misspellings make for a perfect "eastern-europe/russian-mob-style" dialect.

Maybe that explains it?


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post Jul 28 2005, 08:28 AM
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This morning's emails brought this beauty:

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I have found your site, and it seems that your well informed.

I was wondering how great the risks are of an adult human smoking/
injecting an extract of thujone???

Best Regards,


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post Jul 28 2005, 01:25 PM
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This:


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post Jul 28 2005, 01:25 PM
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Plus This:


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