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post Aug 11 2005, 11:05 PM
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Shhh, it's the secret ingredient.

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And here's this, just because it came up in a search for "Stove Top" . . .

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"Now that we've defined what marriage is, we need to take that further and say children deserve to be in that relationship." - Greg Quinlan of Ohio's Pro-Family Network, a conservative Christian group which apparently promotes pedophilia.

. . . and don't forget to read the FAQ and check out the Absinthe Buyer's Guide for brand reviews and distributor links!
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post Aug 11 2005, 11:08 PM
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Those came up in the same search?

The Internet never ceases to amaze.


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post Aug 11 2005, 11:16 PM
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It seems Jismodeus has a "song" titled Stove Top Stuffing.


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. . . and don't forget to read the FAQ and check out the Absinthe Buyer's Guide for brand reviews and distributor links!
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post Aug 12 2005, 10:01 PM
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These stories ROCK! I'm so glad I seem to have done much better as a newbie than these folks... It pays to read the FAQ and the Buyer's Guide so you can pose informed questions... Come to think of it, I also have a new appreciation for all the hours I spent in English and Spelling classes! I love the overly ignorant; they make me feel better about myself! A tiny victory! Heh heh...


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post Sep 7 2005, 06:15 AM
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Just in:

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Hello, I am a well to do male of 36 years and have recently discovered absinthe upon a trip to spain. Though I didnt drink much less touch a bottle of the questionable liquid, I did see other people drinking it around me. I have heard about the substance before but am curious as to what some of the mind-altering effects of it are. Some have told me it puts you into a drunken state of halucination for many hours. I will be returning to Europe next spring and possibly hope to experience absinthe for myself. I would like some information on what exactly it does to oneself and any other information you may have even personal experiences, (i.e. how much to drink, how long effects last, where it is popularly drank, how much it costs). Lastly how I could obtain some real absinthe or even wormwood for myself living in the states and all.

Thanks in advance,
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post Sep 7 2005, 06:20 AM
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I'd just tell CeeGee to grow-up…


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post Sep 7 2005, 02:03 PM
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QUOTE (Oxygenee @ Sep 7 2005, 12:15 AM)


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Tell him they're not actually absinthe paraphrenelia…in fact, they are really designed for the cocaine addict who's trying to quit.


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post Sep 12 2005, 02:02 AM
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While searching around on the internet, I came across an amusing (if not rather pathetic) photo. The quote that came with the photo is even more amusing (and even more pathetic). Enjoy.

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"Dave McKinnon (pictured) had some very expensive imported Absinthe which we took back to my room.We mixed it with tequila to soften it a bit; I was surprised at how pleasant it was, though if you breathed while drinking it, the fumes would dissolve the lining of your nose. Come to think of it, perhaps that was why I had that nosebleed later…"


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post Sep 13 2005, 09:36 AM
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Oxy:

Maybe you should turn this into a game: post the really absurd questions you get, we elaborate responses, you pick the funniest one to send back.

Ps: Assuming you have good liability insurance…


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post Sep 13 2005, 01:55 PM
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QUOTE (Lord Stanley @ Aug 12 2005, 02:02 AM)
Um, I know why the picture was posted. I was just wondering what the contents of the actual bottle are used for.

Aromatherapy, probably.


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post Sep 15 2005, 05:05 PM
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I have never experianced hallucinatory effects of absinthe. See, I had 1 part absinthe, 3 parts water, and diluted it the traditional way. I quite enjoyed the drink.

I think I know what went wrong. I should have mixed it with ethnol airplane cleaner fluid. 1 part absinthe, 3 parts airplane alcohol, and I can have such a trip, that I will even meet my creator!

Hmmm… maybe downing a bottle of sleeping pills with absinthe would be less painful but render the same results…..


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post Sep 19 2005, 08:25 PM
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Marilyn Monroe found out the effects of that last one, but I do believe she drank wine.


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post Sep 19 2005, 10:40 PM
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Of course, old school traditional absinthe is fortified wine.

Very fortified. chickawow.gif


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post Sep 22 2005, 02:08 AM
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…and then, of course, I found this… It'd make a cute tattoo for an alcoholic 7-year-old, don't you think?

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