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Donnie Darko
post Nov 28 2005, 09:52 PM
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Just write "Jade sux ballz, HG rox mah nutz"

Then you'll be allowed into the inner inner inner sanctum where you reach OTVIII, be cleared of all Body Thetans AND you'll get to meet Tom Cruise!

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post Nov 28 2005, 10:08 PM
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LIAR! BLASPHEMER!


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post Nov 28 2005, 10:20 PM
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Don't take my word for it, take ACTRESS Kelly Preston's! L.Ron Hubbard puts the H in HG. Just listen to Kelly's description of Scientology Clarifcation and tell me it doesn't sound exactly like what happens when you trip your fucking balz off on HG.



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post Nov 28 2005, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE(Icarus @ Nov 27 2005, 10:56 AM) *

Is that part of the HG network.




One would think they would have at least one show featuring censored2.gif, or at least censored2.gif... those call letters are a gross misrepresentaion of the actual "product", damnit. ranting.gif


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post Nov 29 2005, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE(Donnie Darko @ Nov 28 2005, 06:20 PM) *

Don't take my word for it, take ACTRESS Kelly Preston's! L.Ron Hubbard puts the H in HG. Just listen to Kelly's description of Scientology Clarifcation and tell me it doesn't sound exactly like what happens when you trip your fucking balz off on HG.



oops, looks like you're right.

luckily i'm not part of the inquisition so you're still alive for me to tell you that you were right all along.


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post Dec 1 2005, 12:00 PM
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Ordered monday midday (wanted to try the new Blanche Traditionnelle "Brut d'alambic"), received the parcel today, with a gift : a 4cl bottle of Kallnacher.
So Markus is definitely a great online reseller abs-cheers.gif
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post Dec 9 2005, 11:48 PM
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This is one of the best places to buy absinthe on the net. And these new monkeys Markus has, they've got freakin' rockets strapped to their asses!!! I got an emal on Monday that my package was shipped and by noon on Wednesday there was an attempted delivery, too bad I wasn't home to receive it. That really impressed me.


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post Dec 25 2005, 07:53 PM
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Ive been useing Alandia for awhile given their selection but I am gonna switch over to Markus. I will tell you how it works out.


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post Dec 26 2005, 05:38 AM
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What's this "HG" stuff that ya'll are talking about?


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post Dec 26 2005, 02:07 PM
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"HG" is for people too lazy to spell out HGTV!


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post Dec 26 2005, 06:30 PM
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Ah yes! High Gravity TV. It's fucking annoying the way it sticks to the floor.


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post Dec 26 2005, 06:52 PM
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Try purchasing a flat pannel HGTV.

I hear they stick to the wall.


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post Dec 26 2005, 07:03 PM
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I guess, especially those "pannel" ones.
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post Mar 2 2006, 03:04 PM
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The Midwest louchefest order has arrived safe and sound! Thank you Markus! You have gone beyond my expectations!

Thank you!!!

Oh, Did I mention it only took 3-days?


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post Mar 3 2006, 03:22 AM
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled discussion for this important announcement:

MWLF has been relocated to Phoenix, Arizona.

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