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Kallisti
post Nov 24 2003, 08:42 PM
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Black Jack (thank you!!!) has graciously contributed 3 additions to the FAQ:

Will absinthe or chop.gif make me fail a drug test?
But I heard chop.gif is similar to THC! Can it cause a false positive?
Do you think if I write my congressman, I can get absinthe legalized in the U.S.?

and I tacked on the addendum:

Why is the word "Thujone" replaced by an image of a Pork Chop [ chop.gif ] every time you type it in the forum?

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post Nov 25 2003, 04:14 AM
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Is it true that if you drink absinthe on the southern side of the equator that the room spins counter clockwise?


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Marc Chevalier
post Nov 25 2003, 03:03 PM
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Why, yes: it is. It really is. And how did you know?


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I_B_Puffin
post Nov 25 2003, 08:54 PM
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Maybe all newbies should pass a FAQ quiz before they are allowed the privilege of posting. Because even with the recent updates you know those questions will still be asked again.
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Head_prosthesis
post Nov 27 2003, 05:02 AM
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Good idea Puffy, I think we should also issue Absinthe Licenses. In several different classes.

Class C: Normal Commercial consumption and knowledge
Class B: Moderate consumption of La Bleus
Class A: Excelerated knowledge and consuption of Hausgeblahblah

There should be a SOS or a DMV of sorts. Perhaps we should call it "the FAQ" (Federation of Absinthe Queens) yet another line for people to take a number and spend half their day not getting any pay and burning up cell phone minutes waiting to get serviced. More red tape I say! Bring out the Serpis!
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Lord Stanley
post Nov 27 2003, 03:37 PM
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"There should be a SOS or a DMV of sorts. Perhaps we should call it "the FAQ" (Federation of Absinthe Queens)"


Shouldn't it be called the FAQ ?





"...burning up cell phone minutes waiting to get serviced."


Sounds like one of those 1-900 numbers.


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post Nov 28 2003, 03:50 AM
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Well you're right, of course. Your wisdom, Dear Lord Don Stanley, is without question.

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