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> Stop me if you've heard this one before..., (punchlines only, please)
Abnorman
post Mar 15 2006, 07:35 AM
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"What do you mean 'wrong hole?'"


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Wild Bill Turkey
post Mar 15 2006, 07:56 AM
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Relax, I'm just messin' with you. She's dead.
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post Mar 15 2006, 08:18 AM
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That's not my parrot.


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Kay Jay Why
post Mar 15 2006, 10:24 AM
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So the Rabbi says, "What? No tip?"

Okay, I'm cheating. that one doesn't have a setup. How about...


"No, mon, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day.'"
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post Mar 15 2006, 02:16 PM
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post Mar 15 2006, 04:14 PM
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Wood Eye? Fuck YOU cuntface!


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Abnorman
post Mar 15 2006, 04:47 PM
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Hey lady, your sign fell down.


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post Mar 15 2006, 05:45 PM
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You said she was chicken


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post Mar 15 2006, 05:49 PM
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I said "knot"

I didn't say you were stupid


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Kay Jay Why
post Mar 15 2006, 08:02 PM
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I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.
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post Mar 15 2006, 09:01 PM
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We'd ALL rather know Jack.


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post Mar 15 2006, 09:22 PM
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I don't know,
but there goes another one.


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Donnie Darko
post Mar 15 2006, 10:11 PM
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QUOTE(Oxygenee @ Mar 15 2006, 04:18 AM) *

That's not my parrot.


Zat eez not my dog.
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Donnie Darko
post Mar 15 2006, 10:12 PM
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Obviously you're not a golfer. --Big Lebowski
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Donnie Darko
post Mar 15 2006, 10:13 PM
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Yeah, and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a hoppin'.--Raising Arizona
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