| Jade Kiss |
Mar 31 2006, 08:54 AM
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If Christian institutions could produce this kind of music all the time I would actually consider becoming religious.
Right click, save as Lyrics transcript: Oh sinner do not stray From the straight and narrow way For the Lord is surely watching what you do If you approach the Devil's den Turn round don't enter in Lest the hand of the Almighty fall on you He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up) Yes God will fuck you up If you dare to disobey his stern command He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up) Don't you know he'll fuck you up So you better do you praying while you can Long ago a man named Lot Had a wife he thought was hot But she could not stop her black and sinful ways You know it was her own damn fault When God turned that bitch to salt That's the way he used to work back in those days He fucked him up (he fucked him up) He really fucked him up When the people went and turned their backs on him He can fuck you up (he'll fuck you up) No shit he'll fuck you up Just like he fucked the people up back then I used to have a friend named Ray Who walked that evil way He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence You know Ray was full aware That some sheep were over there And he knew in the Biblical sense God fucked him up (he fucked him up) He went and fucked Ray up Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins He fucked him up (he fucked him up) Fucked that boy completely up Now he's married to a Presbyterian |
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