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| Jade Kiss |
Mar 31 2006, 08:54 AM
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If Christian institutions could produce this kind of music all the time I would actually consider becoming religious.
Right click, save as Lyrics transcript: Oh sinner do not stray From the straight and narrow way For the Lord is surely watching what you do If you approach the Devil's den Turn round don't enter in Lest the hand of the Almighty fall on you He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up) Yes God will fuck you up If you dare to disobey his stern command He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up) Don't you know he'll fuck you up So you better do you praying while you can Long ago a man named Lot Had a wife he thought was hot But she could not stop her black and sinful ways You know it was her own damn fault When God turned that bitch to salt That's the way he used to work back in those days He fucked him up (he fucked him up) He really fucked him up When the people went and turned their backs on him He can fuck you up (he'll fuck you up) No shit he'll fuck you up Just like he fucked the people up back then I used to have a friend named Ray Who walked that evil way He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence You know Ray was full aware That some sheep were over there And he knew in the Biblical sense God fucked him up (he fucked him up) He went and fucked Ray up Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins He fucked him up (he fucked him up) Fucked that boy completely up Now he's married to a Presbyterian |
| Head_prosthesis |
Mar 31 2006, 02:24 PM
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![]() The original "red headed sausage wrangler" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 8388607 Joined: 19-June 03 Member No.: 8 |
The Devil is a Sissy.
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| jacal01 |
Mar 31 2006, 04:39 PM
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![]() Danse McCobb ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1544 Joined: 25-March 05 From: Group W Bench Member No.: 1467 |
Bob Dylan said it first on his Highway 61 album.
Come to think of it, didn’t he turn religious? |
| MarKoPoLo |
Mar 31 2006, 05:14 PM
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![]() L'homme du plaisir ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 660 Joined: 27-February 04 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 528 |
Why yes, yes he did.
-------------------- Enjoy-boy, away!
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| Donnie Darko |
Mar 31 2006, 06:55 PM
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I'm pretty much an Atheist (don't outright reject the idea of god but think it's pretty unlikely), but I listen to a Christian band called 16 Horsepower and I can't recommend them enough. I think Artemis knows them too.
They're the type of music that makes you think of growing up in a one room dust bowl shack in the middle of Kansas, and after you've drank a bottle of bourbon and are loading up the shotgun to stick in your mouth and be done with it, you get the bright idea to go down to the crossroads and see if the devil has anything he can offer you before you blow your brains out. So you go down there and at your darkest hour, god heads you off at the pass. That's what they're like. Mindblowingly good musicians too complete with banjo, accordian, fiddle, upright bass, etc. Other than that, the only religious music I like is The Dead Kennedy's "Moral Majority" and Otis Nixon and Jello Biafra's "Prairie Home Invasion". |
| Absomphe |
Apr 1 2006, 01:13 AM
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Bob Dylan said it first on his Highway 61 album. Come to think of it, didn’t he turn religious? Who could blame him? I mean, Yusuf Islam was SO inspirational. -------------------- "Even if Shabba had never set foot in Spain, Dr. O would still be wrong.
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| jacal01 |
Apr 1 2006, 01:19 AM
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![]() Danse McCobb ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1544 Joined: 25-March 05 From: Group W Bench Member No.: 1467 |
Cat scratch fever.
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| Jade Kiss |
Apr 1 2006, 02:01 AM
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I might add that the artist in question who've written the 'God will fuck you up' song is called Tracy Nelson and it's from the album 'Live From Cell Block D'.
I love 16 Horsepower, they've done a lot of fun stuff. |
| Wild Bill Turkey |
Apr 1 2006, 03:17 AM
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You know it was her own damn fault When God turned that bitch to salt That's the way he used to work back in those days He fucked him up (he fucked him up) He really fucked him up When the people went and turned their backs on him He can fuck you up (he'll fuck you up) No shit he'll fuck you up Just like he fucked the people up back then I think in this chorus, it has to be "He fucked 'em up" We've just been singing about a Sara and Lot, and in this chorus we're singing about "the people", instead of a single man. ( But thanks for the transcript! ) |
| Fredie |
Apr 1 2006, 08:40 AM
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Had to drive through Alabama yesterday.
Sign outside of, not a church, but a TAX/Accounting office..... ******************* The FEAR OF GOD is your FOUNTAIN OF LIFE! ******************* -------------------- "...like Flaubert or the flowers of Baudelaire. Much maligned yet so refined, come dance with me sweet La Fee Verte. She’s my weakness – My rhapsody in green. A Pandora’s box of secrets, hold me please.... my sweet Opaline."
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| traineraz |
Apr 1 2006, 09:33 PM
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Damn, here I was hoping this was the slogan for a new malt liquor:
"GOD: It'll fuck you up!" -------------------- "Now that we've defined what marriage is, we need to take that further and say children deserve to be in that relationship." - Greg Quinlan of Ohio's Pro-Family Network, a conservative Christian group which apparently promotes pedophilia.
. . . and don't forget to read the FAQ and check out the Absinthe Buyer's Guide for brand reviews and distributor links! |
| deconstructo |
Jan 8 2008, 11:55 PM
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I might add that the artist in question who've written the 'God will fuck you up' song is called Tracy Nelson and it's from the album 'Live From Cell Block D'. I love 16 Horsepower, they've done a lot of fun stuff. Close, but no cigar. The Tracy Nelson song of Live from Cell Block D was written by Lyle Lovett and is absolutely NOT the God Will Fuck You Up song. Instead, it is faux-"old-timey" country singer John R. Butler's "Hand of the Almighty" from The Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1. |
| Patlow |
Jan 9 2008, 01:10 AM
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The Kings of Leon are about as Christian as I want my music.
-------------------- L. D. C. - Outer Space Division
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| Absomphe |
Jan 9 2008, 01:18 AM
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![]() Cozy Nostril Originale ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 17259 Joined: 25-September 03 From: Bellingham, WA Member No.: 66 |
I'll go as far as Dead Can Dance, but that's about it.
-------------------- "Even if Shabba had never set foot in Spain, Dr. O would still be wrong.
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| Nymphadora |
Jan 9 2008, 01:31 AM
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Fredie: I see those signs every fucking day. The used car salesmen also like to put scriptures on their signs.
-------------------- The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more. -- Colleen McCullough
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