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> Pin-up girl for Jade Edouard., Promises made to me and shared with you for posterity...
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post Oct 23 2006, 06:39 AM
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My partner has promised to make a more acceptable version of this photo, using a bottle of Jade Edouard instead of the cack that this girl has so delicately placed betwixt her thighs.
I share this promise with you all, of course, in an attempt to ensure that she makes good on her promise... STAY TUNED!
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post Oct 23 2006, 10:47 AM
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One word of advice: do tell her it's not mandatory to look as stupid as the woman on the original.

Oh, and I vote for a Combier Blanchette instead of a Jade Edouard.


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post Oct 23 2006, 11:58 AM
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Or one of those 0.03L mignonnette wink.gif
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post Oct 23 2006, 12:15 PM
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She's too skinny. shock.gif


Did I say that out loud?
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post Oct 23 2006, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(mthuilli @ Oct 23 2006, 05:58 AM) *

Or one of those 0.03L mignonnette

Pfft. The 1 liter Kübler.

Come on.
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post Oct 23 2006, 05:15 PM
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May I suggest an airplane bottle?


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post Oct 23 2006, 05:42 PM
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So, no one suggested this yet...
No long hair in the way. No dumb ass logo in the middle of everything. Hell, no bottle.
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post Oct 23 2006, 06:11 PM
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Why would Ted want that to promote Jade? Is he going after the Maxim crowd now?


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post Oct 24 2006, 04:01 AM
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No... This is one of those 'completely unauthorised' photo shoots... Fuelled partly by my distaste for "czechsinthe" and partly because I really like taking photos of my girlfriend nekkid... Ted had nothing to do with it. I mean I hope Ted had nothing to do with it...

I ran the '0.03L mignonnette' idea past her and she called me a retard.

I'm getting the back drop set up today... And she says she has to go to the 'beauty parlour' first... must be a girl thing...


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post Oct 24 2006, 06:33 AM
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Not to offend you but I'm sure it will turn out to be a "man's thing" as well.
If everyone does this and post it here then we could charge $19.95 a month!
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post Oct 24 2006, 04:56 PM
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Shhh, that's the special Swedish surprise for prolific posters of reviews!


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post Mar 11 2007, 05:21 AM
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What's he doin', waiting for her to turn 18? evill.gif


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post Mar 11 2007, 09:53 AM
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He told her about the idea, she took his camera, smashed it and kicked him out.
Go figure.


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post Mar 11 2007, 04:51 PM
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Hey, give the guy a break.

Jade wasn't built in a day.
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post Mar 11 2007, 08:59 PM
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Ba-dum-tsshhh



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