 drunken poem..., ...for the masters of the cuntiverse |
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| drunken poem..., ...for the masters of the cuntiverse |
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 Apr 2 2012, 02:35 PM
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 Antipathist of Light  Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3494 Joined: 16-November 06 Member No.: 2442  |
QUOTE(Tibro @ Mar 31 2012, 02:01 PM)  I heard one of the best concerts of my life tonight thanks to the generosity of a babysitter. I'm immensely grateful. ??? -------------------- We all used to be things we aren't anymore.
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| Tibro |
Apr 2 2012, 02:57 PM
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Oh yeah, sorry, the beer at the event was exceptionally good too.
Better? -------------------- People can run a forum however they so choose. Hypocritical or not. It doesn't matter. ~Shitbag Shabba
A buffoon shall never leave the position of being Mr Know-it-all ~Bawky "fodam-se e enfiem suas discussões cabalísticas no cu" ~mgs "FUCK THAT!" shouted Bill. |
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Apr 2 2012, 03:06 PM
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Free beer at that. The Natchez was docked right there, with a private party on the top deck. They managed to get invited up, and heard the concert from up there. Pointing to myself and looking up there with a pleading look would have got me pushed into the river at best. Hot women get all the breaks.
 -------------------- Il arrive souvent que les personnes couvertes d’esprit enflamme courent en appelant du secours.
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Apr 2 2012, 06:06 PM
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Antipathist of Light Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3494 Joined: 16-November 06 Member No.: 2442 |
QUOTE(Tibro @ Apr 2 2012, 06:57 AM) Oh yeah, sorry, the beer at the event was exceptionally good too. Better? Yes. Exceptionally good beer is important. -------------------- We all used to be things we aren't anymore.
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| Tibro |
Apr 2 2012, 06:46 PM
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Vaginafly trap Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3418 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 2953 |
I had to pay for my beer. My moobs ain't what they used to be.
-------------------- People can run a forum however they so choose. Hypocritical or not. It doesn't matter. ~Shitbag Shabba
A buffoon shall never leave the position of being Mr Know-it-all ~Bawky "fodam-se e enfiem suas discussões cabalísticas no cu" ~mgs "FUCK THAT!" shouted Bill. |
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Apr 2 2012, 07:46 PM
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Antipathist of Light Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3494 Joined: 16-November 06 Member No.: 2442 |
They did win an award at A-town. I'm surprised you didn't pin it on.
-------------------- We all used to be things we aren't anymore.
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Apr 2 2012, 07:49 PM
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Master of Oblivion Group: Ragin' Cajun Posts: 43223 Joined: 30-May 03 From: Pont D'Amour, Louisiana Member No.: 2 |
Louchefest awards tend to be more plug-in than pin-on.
-------------------- Il arrive souvent que les personnes couvertes d’esprit enflamme courent en appelant du secours.
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Apr 2 2012, 11:18 PM
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Master of Oblivion Group: Ragin' Cajun Posts: 43223 Joined: 30-May 03 From: Pont D'Amour, Louisiana Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE My moobs ain't what they used to be. Neither were hers. But in her defense, the finals of the national basketball championship were also in town that weekend. Can't vouch for the vampire on the far left. Damn blood suckers are everywhere in New Orleans.  -------------------- Il arrive souvent que les personnes couvertes d’esprit enflamme courent en appelant du secours.
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| Tibro |
Apr 3 2012, 05:50 AM
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Vaginafly trap Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3418 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 2953 |
The award went to the mini-stripper's mini-tits. Mine were several sizes larger, but it was Loogie preparing to present the plug-in award. I graciously declined.
-------------------- People can run a forum however they so choose. Hypocritical or not. It doesn't matter. ~Shitbag Shabba
A buffoon shall never leave the position of being Mr Know-it-all ~Bawky "fodam-se e enfiem suas discussões cabalísticas no cu" ~mgs "FUCK THAT!" shouted Bill. |
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Apr 6 2012, 08:11 PM
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I like "Model boobies!"
-------------------- L. D. C. - Outer Space Division
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May 19 2012, 06:01 AM
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Insert gang name here Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 2152 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Philadelphia Member No.: 470 |
A POEM FOR LISA
Her soul’s perfume still smells like a teenager’s Dream Her hands might hold on to memories but still never Scream (Are her knees weak? Because mine just died.) A simple walk around the block could create so many Crushes My sole intention is to rape you over and forever again Friend (Pure or purely evil?) My life was hell bent on licking you, your whole life Loved Keeping us in reigning clouds blessed with Lust (So funny how we must be us) -------------------- L. D. C. - Outer Space Division
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May 25 2012, 05:55 AM
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Insert gang name here Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 2152 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Philadelphia Member No.: 470 |
My tongue is coded
Dew-ly noted With impossible dreams And translucent screams I die in white light I’m not alright, ever And I never will be Uptight again Un-friend me on Lifebook Your soul doesn’t disagree With me, therefore Whore, I drive to and fro 160º means zero Hero-ic, trick, slick Fuck a family in the mouth Gonna repair a dare I Never cared about Or paid for I want, “MORE MORE MORE!!!!” -------------------- L. D. C. - Outer Space Division
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May 28 2012, 04:24 AM
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Insert gang name here Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 2152 Joined: 9-February 04 From: Philadelphia Member No.: 470 |
Poem for Lisa (#2)
I want to be more like a blade I want you to be more like a slave I can forever be more just like you I can imagine you being more like me too I am going to build a bridge—to escape I was going to force you to slip through the drape(s) I wasn’t going to tell you all of these things Like I wasn’t going to share in all of your dreams But you forced me to care unaware (Grrr…) You got me to stop talking and…(…)stare -------------------- L. D. C. - Outer Space Division
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| Tibro |
May 31 2012, 07:44 PM
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Vaginafly trap Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3418 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 2953 |
The Terrorists win
The winners spin Sir I see you're silly icy ewer Eel seal Deal with a hand dealt with a banned smelt Escargot Start slow Cart down A bail-less road Down an eider duck Down an adder's kiss Down a lead belly Macadam damn 'em The road is hairless Tires airless lisp Let's see 'em stick Their fingers through this -------------------- People can run a forum however they so choose. Hypocritical or not. It doesn't matter. ~Shitbag Shabba
A buffoon shall never leave the position of being Mr Know-it-all ~Bawky "fodam-se e enfiem suas discussões cabalísticas no cu" ~mgs "FUCK THAT!" shouted Bill. |
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Jun 1 2012, 01:22 AM
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Master of Oblivion Group: Ragin' Cajun Posts: 43223 Joined: 30-May 03 From: Pont D'Amour, Louisiana Member No.: 2 |
Frank Zappish.
Desitively Bonaroo. -------------------- Il arrive souvent que les personnes couvertes d’esprit enflamme courent en appelant du secours.
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