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> drunken poem..., ...for the masters of the cuntiverse
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post Apr 2 2012, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(Tibro @ Mar 31 2012, 02:01 PM) *

I heard one of the best concerts of my life tonight thanks to the generosity of a babysitter. I'm immensely grateful.

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post Apr 2 2012, 02:57 PM
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Oh yeah, sorry, the beer at the event was exceptionally good too.

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post Apr 2 2012, 03:06 PM
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Free beer at that. The Natchez was docked right there, with a private party on the top deck. They managed to get invited up, and heard the concert from up there. Pointing to myself and looking up there with a pleading look would have got me pushed into the river at best. Hot women get all the breaks.
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post Apr 2 2012, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(Tibro @ Apr 2 2012, 06:57 AM) *

Oh yeah, sorry, the beer at the event was exceptionally good too.

Better?

Yes. Exceptionally good beer is important.


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post Apr 2 2012, 06:46 PM
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I had to pay for my beer. My moobs ain't what they used to be.


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post Apr 2 2012, 07:46 PM
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They did win an award at A-town. I'm surprised you didn't pin it on.


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post Apr 2 2012, 07:49 PM
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Louchefest awards tend to be more plug-in than pin-on.


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post Apr 2 2012, 11:18 PM
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My moobs ain't what they used to be.

Neither were hers. But in her defense, the finals of the national basketball championship were also in town that weekend. Can't vouch for the vampire on the far left. Damn blood suckers are everywhere in New Orleans.
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post Apr 3 2012, 05:50 AM
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The award went to the mini-stripper's mini-tits. Mine were several sizes larger, but it was Loogie preparing to present the plug-in award. I graciously declined.


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post Apr 6 2012, 08:11 PM
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I like "Model boobies!"


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A POEM FOR LISA

Her soul’s perfume still smells like a teenager’s
Dream
Her hands might hold on to memories but still never
Scream
(Are her knees weak? Because mine just died.)
A simple walk around the block could create so many
Crushes
My sole intention is to rape you over and forever again
Friend
(Pure or purely evil?)
My life was hell bent on licking you, your whole life
Loved
Keeping us in reigning clouds blessed with
Lust
(So funny how we must be us)



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post May 25 2012, 05:55 AM
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My tongue is coded
Dew-ly noted
With impossible dreams
And translucent screams
I die in white light
I’m not alright, ever
And I never will be
Uptight again
Un-friend me on
Lifebook
Your soul doesn’t disagree
With me, therefore
Whore, I drive to and fro
160º means zero
Hero-ic, trick, slick
Fuck a family in the mouth
Gonna repair a dare I
Never cared about
Or paid for
I want, “MORE MORE MORE!!!!”




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post May 28 2012, 04:24 AM
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Poem for Lisa (#2)

I want to be more like a blade
I want you to be more like a slave
I can forever be more just like you
I can imagine you being more like me too
I am going to build a bridge—to escape
I was going to force you to slip through the drape(s)
I wasn’t going to tell you all of these things
Like I wasn’t going to share in all of your dreams
But you forced me to care unaware (Grrr…)
You got me to stop talking and…(…)stare


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post May 31 2012, 07:44 PM
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The Terrorists win
The winners spin

Sir I see you're
silly icy ewer
Eel seal

Deal with a hand dealt
with a banned smelt

Escargot

Start slow
Cart down
A bail-less road

Down an eider duck
Down an adder's kiss
Down a lead belly

Macadam damn 'em
The road is hairless
Tires airless lisp

Let's see 'em stick
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post Jun 1 2012, 01:22 AM
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Frank Zappish.

Desitively Bonaroo.


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