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> drunken poem..., ...for the masters of the cuntiverse
Patlow
post Nov 18 2006, 07:41 AM
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center city and the pretty kitty
ageless eyes
there is no pitty
afraid of rejection
i lose my erection
as drugs go up
i'm coming down
thinking it was better
when you were around
cliche
ok
pin me on your wall like a butterfly
we never die
we never (constantly) cry
just be a friend
at least pretend
it's all i ask
a gentle task
placate me
i wanna be
just like you one day
so i pray
please please please
don't go away


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post Dec 14 2006, 06:48 AM
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hey, i'm drunk now, but that wasn't such a bad poem... someone could have commented... cheers.

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post Dec 14 2006, 02:01 PM
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post Dec 14 2006, 02:16 PM
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Works as song lyrics, given that it is basically a string of cliches.


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post Dec 14 2006, 02:18 PM
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QUOTE(Patlow @ Nov 18 2006, 03:41 AM) *

center city and the pretty kitty

Back o my neck gettin dirty and gritty
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post Dec 14 2006, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE(Patlow @ Nov 18 2006, 12:41 AM) *

i'm coming down




"You can't ever come, ever come, ever come down"!

---United States of America, featuring Joe Byrd on electric calliope, and Dorothy Moskowitz's vocals, circa 1968.


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post Dec 14 2006, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(G&C @ Dec 14 2006, 07:01 AM) *

A legend in his own mind.

Then he may be best finding someone else's mind to inhabit.


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post Dec 14 2006, 11:41 PM
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post Dec 15 2006, 03:46 AM
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Thought I did. Musta been my imagination.
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post Dec 17 2006, 07:47 AM
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post Apr 22 2007, 01:28 AM
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Ok, so the last poem was shite. I get it. And yes, the string of cliches thing... Well, I do write songs. And, yes, these are lyrics. Me and my brother can be seen preforming them weekly in the City of Brotherly Love.

I hope, I think, I know... This one is better!

Untitled

Scissors are for sisters
Always run with them
Cut yourself
Never wear a seat belt
Matches are fun
Give them to kids

ATM machines are televised for guns
Blood falls apart
Don't sleep
Eat red meat
Drugs make you happy
Pick a fight with a muscle-head

Forget your mantra
Lie to your mother
College is a waste of time
The sun is good for you
Being tan is cool
Needles are the only way to get high

Life's impostors mean us harm
Take up arms
The barbarians are at the gate
We don't stand a chance
Fight to the death
This is a warning but this is not an exit


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post Apr 22 2007, 04:39 AM
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post Feb 24 2008, 03:52 AM
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(Continuing the tradition of pop-song lyrics for the masses of under-studied sex-starved classes…)

I’m…the incoherent snake in the grass
I’m…the lunatic shake in that ass
I’m…the frozen forever lever (clever?)
I’m…the fix and the break in the glass

You’re…the sleepy creepy one
You’re…the innocence of cloudburst sun
You’re…the dew upon a windowpane
You’re…the inside of terror-tossed (acid) rain

We’re…the beginning of organized time
We’re…the white powder of one last (has to be the last) one last line
We’re…on every hit list magazine cover-crime
We’re…the (first, last, and only) reason to shine


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post Mar 30 2008, 03:36 AM
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My latest drunkest opus…

House Criminal

Set holy-heaven on fire
Just to freak out the slick-set
Without regret from
Deprived sorted social circles
And uncounted miracles
Cos they go on for miles
Forgive flaccid freak-a-zoids sleeping
In black hole eclipses
They’re never breaching
One must measure success by misses
And didn’t your Mrs. like our thieving?
So flipped out that it must
Return to the flavor
Of car bomb suicide kisses and
Ms. spent behavior
The beautiful life only exists in a
Very grey area
And that’s a fact, Jack
I ain’t tryin’ to save ya


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post May 25 2008, 08:30 AM
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Coming down fast over LAX
Get off the plane
All these people eat sex

DJ a party so I can feel strong
I coked up a smack head
Because nothing is wrong

No waves in Venice
So we only smoke that
A taxi up Lincoln, never come back


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