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> drunken poem..., ...for the masters of the cuntiverse
Patlow
post Dec 31 2014, 02:06 AM
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The un-present one
That means you
(Not here)
But you still get this
(So)
Let’s disappear
Major forces strike out
(Three of our best qualities)
In front of a jury all in doubt
(Shout it out!!!!)
Stinging the back of my throat
As great as a cuddle
Happier than a wild lioness
Tackling an old friend
(Never cry)
Shame the sameness
Even I can’t blame this
On the taste in my mouth
(Pink)
The month of May
I’m gonna rape us
An ivory tower of disgust
Slut-on-the-verge of (…)
People are (too) afraid to merge
On a roll again?
Not now
You’re not my friend…
Death from above
I feel nothing
Especially (ignore this)
Love


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Patlow
post Jan 16 2015, 05:10 AM
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Smoke a deal without child
Geography don’t mean a thing to me
How is evil ever gonna see
That good as boring as fuck
There is no luck
There is no sitting duck
Except the one in the mirror
Can I make it clearer that I am
The god of FUCK
Rub a dub drum and bass
A song has no place
My face is a pepper sprinkled
High definition out of space
Interference there is no clearance
I’m a freak…a…zoid…
Come on and wind me up
Tear a hole through a cloud again
Without any friends
Florida is where the world forgives
And my second soul lives


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post Jan 26 2015, 06:39 AM
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SMASH
CRASH

SLASH

Wanna
I’m gonna

SMASH
CRASH

SLASH

Woke up alone
Never will

SMASH
CRASH

SLASH

A baby-faced kiss
Wished

SMASH
CRASH

SLASH

Pre-cummed
Your mouth

SMASH
CRASH

SLASH

Drool
Heaven

SMASHED
CRASHED

SLASHED

Blinked


Faded

SMASHED
CRASHED

SLASHED

Sweat
Sucked tits

SMASHED
CRASHED

SLASHED

Fell asleep
Airplanes

SMASHED
CRASHED

SLASHED


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post Feb 12 2015, 11:53 PM
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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down.After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin'…"


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post Feb 13 2015, 12:00 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4


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post Mar 15 2015, 12:41 AM
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Fan-tas-tic!


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post Apr 9 2015, 02:49 PM
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I don't know, but I've been told,

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.


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post Jul 4 2015, 03:38 AM
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Scared to see me?!
(I’m) too scarred to free me
Evil twin get out of the mirror
You’re not mine
You’re my (ugly) sister
Stop doing drugs
Stop being in love
Stop inhaling oxygen
Stop exhaling carbon dioxide
(Which is needed by all plants to live)

Excited to see you!? (NO!)
(You’re) not pure enough
Pretty twin in my underwear
Since my breathe
Starting eating sweat
Started spewing (fake) hate
Started giving a fuck
(All animals want to cuddle)

Never drive forever
(We’re) on another timeline
Sinister administer of pain
Counts us all out (of it)
Give up, clap your hands
Fake your demands
Reimagine your brands
I’m the last voice you will
EVER hear
(count on it)


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