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> drunken poem..., ...for the masters of the cuntiverse
absinthist
post May 25 2008, 09:09 AM
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ya know the church
and ya know the priest
it shoulda ring a bell
but there is still sum risk


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post May 31 2008, 04:12 AM
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But I burn the verse
And I fuck the chief
Outta minimum-wage
Fake-security frisk


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post Aug 8 2008, 05:20 AM
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Star faced freckled hazel light sunshine
Every time we meet I forgive you, you’re mine
And at the end of the movie in another time
We both end up the villain
And we both turn out just fine
(If you finish your line)
Then I'll finish mine, and I'm feelin' just fine…

Fat faced pimpled blue bright moonshine
Every time we meet I forgive you, you’re mine
And at the end of the movie in another time
We both end up the villain
And we both turn out just fine
(If you finish your line)
Don’t matter… cunt faced evil mother fucker of crime


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post Aug 10 2008, 01:21 AM
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Portrait of a (any) Woman

Cunt
Asshole
Mouth
Tits


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post Aug 10 2008, 07:19 PM
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Very silly. Very silly indeed.
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In reponse:

A Portfolio of Men to Sell

To win a man's heart and mind.
You must think of them like shares.
Playing the stock market of men.
Can be but a trading affair.

They are useless when they are down!
Heaven when they are up!
To find another you must call all around.
Do your research as such.

But maybe the best advice.
Is to have more than one stock.
Because when one is down.
The other is usually up!


-- Alan Anthony Moody


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post Aug 13 2008, 12:23 PM
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Now that's good. Mine was actually written in the elevator of my building! I'm sorry I even posted it. Not very nice. I just thought it was the funniest thing in the world when I saw it, but I should have referenced it. (It's since been removed.)


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post May 31 2009, 04:24 AM
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Seesaw
Hee Haw
Does it take a hick?
To make it stick
Or to make me sick
Too wrapped up in the Ritual
De lo Habitual
If Jane’s is back
I must need smack
Then a gift walks by
And the answer’s “y”
Sometimes a girl
Looks prettier when she cries
When she’s filled with lye
Don’t ask me why
Why? Why? Why?


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post May 31 2009, 04:34 AM
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I always liked ~Y~ , she should have lied with Prov ,
a little piece of raw fish would never have been missed.


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post May 31 2009, 04:35 AM
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That fucking bitch,
fuck her , the little cur ,
Cros was correct when he slammed her to the curb.


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post May 31 2009, 04:37 AM
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Don't be absurd!
She's your bitch
Hit the switch
Now she's your bird.


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post May 31 2009, 04:46 AM
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I'm not fishing , but I'd like to see the baiters get a good hit .

You should have been there when she hit the deck


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post May 31 2009, 04:48 AM
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I was there
She was a wreck


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post May 31 2009, 05:18 AM
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You were there ? Outside the bar in Allentown when ~Y~ broke her neck ?
Wait a minute , who are you ?


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post May 31 2009, 05:27 AM
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I'm the day after tomorrow
And I live in sorrow
Why are you so shallow
If we had the chance
We threw it away


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post May 31 2009, 05:36 AM
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Okay , so you weren't really there but you're right
it doesn't matter.
Of all the things that are shallow about me , please prey
it is my grave that tops the heap.


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