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traineraz
post Jul 25 2007, 03:58 PM
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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see the S$%^ pictures!"

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't
the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again…


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post Jul 25 2007, 04:05 PM
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LMAO! (where's the emoticon for that?)



Me too.



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post Jul 25 2007, 08:24 PM
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QUOTE(traineraz @ Jul 25 2007, 05:58 PM) *

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" …

I'm sure 6 could argue.
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post Jul 25 2007, 08:29 PM
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Btw, very good one Trainer.

My fav is :
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
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post Jul 25 2007, 09:26 PM
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Peedle (a pee puddle?),
If you laugh your ass
off, what are ya gonna
talk to us out of?

Other than idiocy?


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post Jul 25 2007, 09:27 PM
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LOL












Sorry.
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post Jul 25 2007, 09:56 PM
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QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 25 2007, 10:24 PM) *

QUOTE(traineraz @ Jul 25 2007, 05:58 PM) *

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" …

I'm sure 6 could argue.
No. It's "incandescent lamp" evill.gif .


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post Jul 25 2007, 09:57 PM
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Everyone's much nicer on the WS lightbulb thread.


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post Jul 25 2007, 10:28 PM
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Ha!


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Even I would be.


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post Jul 25 2007, 10:30 PM
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But not brighter.


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post Jul 25 2007, 10:34 PM
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To be brighter, I'd have to be fluorescent. But I'm hotter when I'm incandescent.


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post Jul 25 2007, 10:35 PM
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Another lux fux
from Benelux.


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post Jul 25 2007, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE(traineraz @ Jul 25 2007, 09:58 AM) *

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
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Yeah, I have a response…

Uh, watt?


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post Jul 26 2007, 01:12 AM
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QUOTE(louched liver @ Jul 25 2007, 04:26 PM) *
Speedle If you laugh your ass
off, what are ya gonna
talk to us out of?





Hey mr. 37086 posts, if I laugh my ass off, at least I'll always have your head to hang it on, huh?



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