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| traineraz |
 Jul 25 2007, 03:58 PM
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 Absinthe Mafia  Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 5749 Joined: 24-September 03 From: Salem, Oregon Member No.: 38  |
How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
---------------------------------------------------------- 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs 15 People to post "I can't see the S$%^ pictures!" 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again… -------------------- "Now that we've defined what marriage is, we need to take that further and say children deserve to be in that relationship." - Greg Quinlan of Ohio's Pro-Family Network, a conservative Christian group which apparently promotes pedophilia.
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| speedle |
Jul 25 2007, 04:05 PM
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 Don't Touch My Junk Group: Members Posts: 1246 Joined: 19-March 06 From: Icebox of the Nation Member No.: 2041 |
LMAO! (where's the emoticon for that?)
Me too. -------------------- It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
- Wilde You are never too drunk. That belief is strongly overrated. - Titswit. Brilliant. - Tibro |
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| Marc |
Jul 25 2007, 08:24 PM
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 Da froggy Group: Admin Posts: 2397 Joined: 6-September 05 From: (French) West Coast Member No.: 1711 |
QUOTE(traineraz @ Jul 25 2007, 05:58 PM)  6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" … I'm sure 6 could argue. |
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| Marc |
Jul 25 2007, 08:29 PM
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Da froggy Group: Admin Posts: 2397 Joined: 6-September 05 From: (French) West Coast Member No.: 1711 |
Btw, very good one Trainer.
My fav is : 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" |
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| louched liver |
Jul 25 2007, 09:26 PM
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 Just a Plain Ol' Hater Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 37779 Joined: 9-June 03 From: Tallywhacker Town Member No.: 4 |
Peedle (a pee puddle?),
If you laugh your ass off, what are ya gonna talk to us out of? Other than idiocy? -------------------- The more xit changes, the more it's still xit.
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| Marc |
Jul 25 2007, 09:27 PM
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Da froggy Group: Admin Posts: 2397 Joined: 6-September 05 From: (French) West Coast Member No.: 1711 |
LOL
Sorry. |
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| sixela |
Jul 25 2007, 09:56 PM
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 Anal sage Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3273 Joined: 24-September 03 From: somewhere closer to Boveresse and Pontarlier than most of you Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jul 25 2007, 10:24 PM) QUOTE(traineraz @ Jul 25 2007, 05:58 PM) 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" … I'm sure 6 could argue.  .-------------------- Varno Ettanu Parmantaurëo
-- For incredibly brain-melting hotness, always bet on Number Six -- Maxim, December 2003. |
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| Provenance |
Jul 25 2007, 09:57 PM
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 Antipathist of Light Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3493 Joined: 16-November 06 Member No.: 2442 |
Everyone's much nicer on the WS lightbulb thread.
-------------------- We all used to be things we aren't anymore.
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| louched liver |
Jul 25 2007, 10:28 PM
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Just a Plain Ol' Hater Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 37779 Joined: 9-June 03 From: Tallywhacker Town Member No.: 4 |
Ha!
-------------------- The more xit changes, the more it's still xit.
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| sixela |
Jul 25 2007, 10:28 PM
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Anal sage Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3273 Joined: 24-September 03 From: somewhere closer to Boveresse and Pontarlier than most of you Member No.: 48 |
Even I would be.
-------------------- Varno Ettanu Parmantaurëo
-- For incredibly brain-melting hotness, always bet on Number Six -- Maxim, December 2003. |
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| louched liver |
Jul 25 2007, 10:30 PM
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Just a Plain Ol' Hater Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 37779 Joined: 9-June 03 From: Tallywhacker Town Member No.: 4 |
But not brighter.
-------------------- The more xit changes, the more it's still xit.
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| sixela |
Jul 25 2007, 10:34 PM
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Anal sage Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 3273 Joined: 24-September 03 From: somewhere closer to Boveresse and Pontarlier than most of you Member No.: 48 |
To be brighter, I'd have to be fluorescent. But I'm hotter when I'm incandescent.
-------------------- Varno Ettanu Parmantaurëo
-- For incredibly brain-melting hotness, always bet on Number Six -- Maxim, December 2003. |
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| louched liver |
Jul 25 2007, 10:35 PM
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Just a Plain Ol' Hater Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 37779 Joined: 9-June 03 From: Tallywhacker Town Member No.: 4 |
Another lux fux
from Benelux. -------------------- The more xit changes, the more it's still xit.
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| Absomphe |
Jul 25 2007, 11:00 PM
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 Cozy Nostril Originale Group: Absinthe Mafia Posts: 18199 Joined: 25-September 03 From: Bellingham, WA Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE(traineraz @ Jul 25 2007, 09:58 AM) How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb? ---------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, I have a response… Uh, watt? -------------------- "Even if Shabba had never set foot in Spain, Dr. O would still be wrong."
"That's worse than a cunt full of cold piss. What a bunch of low life, scum bag, rent seeking gangsters." "He who smelt it, dealt it. I knew all the time it was you, you diabolical double-crossing rat fink Snidely Whiplash Boris Badinov wannabe!" |
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| speedle |
Jul 26 2007, 01:12 AM
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Don't Touch My Junk Group: Members Posts: 1246 Joined: 19-March 06 From: Icebox of the Nation Member No.: 2041 |
QUOTE(louched liver @ Jul 25 2007, 04:26 PM) Speedle If you laugh your ass off, what are ya gonna talk to us out of? Hey mr. 37086 posts, if I laugh my ass off, at least I'll always have your head to hang it on, huh? -------------------- It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
- Wilde You are never too drunk. That belief is strongly overrated. - Titswit. Brilliant. - Tibro |
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