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bob_chong
post Aug 22 2007, 03:59 AM
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I like to kill two birds with one stone by taking a Trojan Extra-Ply condom, poking 3 holes in the end(normal ply will immediately rip itself apart during the water stage), adding a sugar cube and filling it with ice water. I suspend it from the middle of my glasses (eye glasses) that way I have an aerial view of the louching effect and on hot summer days it's quiet a refreshing treat.


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bob_chong
post Aug 22 2007, 04:46 PM
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L[ord] H[obglin] touching your own fresh poop is over rated.
Touching someone elses? …now that's truely inspiring.


Serpis causes black poop


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bob_chong
post Aug 22 2007, 05:01 PM
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Head's Ode to Dr. O:

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Dr Ordinaire
He's making new friends everywhere
He likes to make some hootch
Can't stand a poser mootch

Dr Ordinaire
inside his pants are his underwear
contrary to the advice of Mr Rabbit
Don says "Go Fuck Yorself" Dag-nabbit


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bob_chong
post Aug 22 2007, 05:15 PM
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More Head zen:

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Anethole. Keep it clean or it get's really itchy and irritated.


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post Aug 22 2007, 05:23 PM
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Good advice:

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…very rarely does a Goth's "carpet match the curtains".


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post Aug 22 2007, 09:40 PM
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"The red coloring in Serpis is cochineal" Don_Walsh



Hah! I knew it.


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post Aug 30 2007, 01:15 AM
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Ah! Now that's some classic stuff.
Good bathroom reading. And when yer done you can wipe with it.

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post Aug 30 2007, 01:29 AM
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I dunno, man. Anyone who can work "dag-nabbit" into a poem is tops in my book.


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post Dec 7 2007, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(bob_chong @ Aug 22 2007, 09:01 AM) *

Head's Ode to Dr. O:

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Dr Ordinaire
He's making new friends everywhere
He likes to make some hootch
Can't stand a poser mootch

Dr Ordinaire
inside his pants are his underwear
contrary to the advice of Mr Rabbit
Don says "Go Fuck Yorself" Dag-nabbit



Not exactly the Odissey, is it, Chong?

Be a bit more selective when you want to praise someone…


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post Dec 8 2007, 08:23 AM
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O'dissed me again.

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