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> Write a story. One sentence at a time.
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post Feb 25 2008, 06:23 PM
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Here are the rules. Try not to write more than one sentence at a time.


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I was digging around in the cellar when the lights went out.


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There is one truth to be shared: absinthe is about drinking, not about maths!!!
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post Feb 25 2008, 06:42 PM
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My Aunt Gladys, always the prankster, backed her rear end up to the dog door and let rip a raucous yet delighfully fruity, cabbage fart.
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post Feb 25 2008, 06:42 PM
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A scream reverbated off the alley wall outside.
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post Feb 25 2008, 07:18 PM
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Little did she know, it was National Gorilla Suit Day.


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post Feb 25 2008, 07:20 PM
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Not take your clothes off for work day.


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post Feb 25 2008, 07:23 PM
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So the little whore went around town beating children with a 14" double dong.


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post Feb 25 2008, 08:03 PM
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Until the police showed up, but failed to do anything because they were to busy watching.


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'However, this bottle WAS marked `poison,' but Alice ventured to review it anyway.."
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post Feb 25 2008, 08:24 PM
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In the meantime, spacecraft, full of jumping ectoplasmatic dodo-like humanoids has landed on the pavement and then it all began.


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post Feb 25 2008, 09:33 PM
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The small green beings with surgical precision inserted corks into every available orifice, causing great discomfort to Aunt Gladys, not to mention a potential resounding shot which would be heard throughout the dark back alley and down into the now match-lit recesses of the cellar, were she to blow.


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Then I try to convince myself that it is.

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post Feb 26 2008, 08:03 AM
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I changed the channel.


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post Feb 26 2008, 11:26 AM
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CNN was showing video of the invasion complete with interviews of the aliens.


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post Feb 26 2008, 02:32 PM
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"Turn off that damn TV George, the aliens are right at our door!", yelled Marge.


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post Feb 26 2008, 03:05 PM
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"Shuddup, you, stupid woman!", exclaimed George politely, "can't you see I am thinking?", he added with all his joyous attitude towards life, so typical of a middle-aged Estonian.


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post Feb 26 2008, 03:11 PM
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Until he realized he was actually Latvian.


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post Feb 26 2008, 03:23 PM
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And a lapsed Lutheran.


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