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post Feb 26 2008, 08:30 PM
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Thought George, confused more than before when the whole invasion took place, not only here but on the other planets as well.


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post Feb 26 2008, 09:59 PM
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Sewer grates.


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post Feb 26 2008, 11:14 PM
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But out from behind the buildings the sound came again, BRRRRRM! BRRRRRRM! and around the corner came a dozen Hells Angels roaring on their bikes right over the sewer grates straight towards the alien spaceship, guns blazing.


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post Feb 26 2008, 11:23 PM
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Naked under
their chaps and
w/glints in their
brown eyes.


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post Feb 26 2008, 11:40 PM
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Waving bottles of Jade.


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post Feb 27 2008, 12:03 AM
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The whole earth blew up!


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post Feb 27 2008, 12:18 AM
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Butt Bizzaro Land survived with Bizzaro George rootin' around in a darkened root cellar, hearing loud yet fragrant fart noises from the Bizzaro dog door of Bizzaro Aunt Gladys.
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post Feb 27 2008, 12:22 AM
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They were fragrant,
in a dizzying way.


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post Feb 27 2008, 12:24 AM
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"Wait a minute, it's not 2012 yet, stupid fuckin' Mayans", bellowed our furious Latvian protagonist, as he realized he didn't have a minute, and died like everything, and everyone else, except for the fortunate few who escaped in a secret spacecraft, looking for another planet to colonize, like the stinking bacteria that they were.


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post Feb 27 2008, 12:26 AM
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The end.


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post Feb 27 2008, 12:30 AM
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As the bard rode off into the sunset, Bizzaro George, of recent Mari Mayan decent, shot an arrow through back of the melodick A-hooliee.
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post Feb 27 2008, 12:32 AM
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That was it — The End — the name of the Latvian's favourite bar; favourite apart from the way that, since the smoking ban, the ugly regulars in the corner were no longer obscured by smoke.


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post Feb 27 2008, 12:33 AM
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But by magic.


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post Feb 27 2008, 04:57 AM
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With out the smoke around to obscure their faces it was clear to see that they were all really made out of old rusty childrens tricycles.


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post Feb 27 2008, 01:24 PM
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