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> Cheerios, I have no description.
R3al Caravano
post Feb 22 2010, 03:55 PM
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I enjoy absinthe on occasions, and reading things that are blatant lies or poorly misguided facts that are stated as truth. I guess this is what brings me to the internet in general. My girl just kicked me off the couch. Where there were many items scattered around me, one of which was an empty jar of pickles. I explained that it was good she swept the floor yesterday, because I dropped the plate of cheese, summer sausage and pickles. Subsequently eating them required much less wiping. I further explained that there might be a few pickles under the couch, “those little fuckers roll”. Then I offered her a piece of bacon, being a vegetarian, she declined.
I see you cats have quite a selection of emoticons, so I felt compelled to use them all in this post. I hope my computer does not explode in a sparkly mess.

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post Feb 22 2010, 07:37 PM
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post Feb 22 2010, 09:50 PM
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post Feb 23 2010, 03:02 AM
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post Feb 23 2010, 03:18 AM
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I take my Cheerios with sugar.
I take my Absinthe without.


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post Feb 23 2010, 09:16 PM
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I prefer them both without. That's what they honeynutz are for.


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post Feb 24 2010, 05:46 AM
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High fructose syrup and cane sugar are not the same.


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post Feb 24 2010, 06:23 AM
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Cane sugar is harder to come by, in the US at least, but who wants sugar head really, [ir]regardless the source.


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post Feb 24 2010, 07:43 AM
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post Feb 24 2010, 08:28 PM
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Maybe I was speaking in grandpa, who did most of his work during our prohibition. Sugar head = a liquor made from pure sugar


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post Feb 25 2010, 02:33 AM
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Sounds sort of appealing, actually. How does somebody get this sugar head stuff, or rather, what present day legal spirit would it most closely resemble I wonder?


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post Feb 25 2010, 05:04 AM
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None, because it sucks. If you want rum on the other hand you don't even use straight processed sugar.


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