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post Sep 8 2011, 04:36 PM
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A friend of Hartsmar?
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post Sep 8 2011, 06:53 PM
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Nah, there'd be tails of a jealous cow involved.

Besides, Hartsmar gets them intoxicated on thjone before stranding them in an apple tree. It's all about misleading the officials with a little voodoo magic.


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post Sep 8 2011, 09:20 PM
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It's what he does to them after he gets them hung up in the tree that's frightening.


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post Sep 9 2011, 12:23 AM
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That is the best thing I have seen in a while.
This would be a safe-net for all public outings (for the serious drinker), because you could not make more of a scene than the drunk elk. I don't think you could get drunk enough to steal the attention from the drunk elk.


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post Sep 9 2011, 12:28 PM
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post Sep 9 2011, 12:29 PM
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QUOTE(Artemis @ Sep 8 2011, 01:20 PM) *

It's what he does to them after he gets them hung up in the tree that's frightening.


How can love ever be wrong!?


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post Sep 9 2011, 12:45 PM
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That's the same excuse you (corn) fed to the nearly infinitely patient and devoted Birgitte.

Eventually, she had enough of your wanton infidelity and mooved along, though.


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post Sep 9 2011, 12:57 PM
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She did moove on. To my plate! Backstabbing bitch is gone.


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post Sep 9 2011, 01:02 PM
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It is not unusual to see elk, or moose as they are known in North America, drunk in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.

Two different animals.


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post Sep 9 2011, 01:39 PM
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I don't think you could get drunk enough to steal the attention from the drunk elk.


Apparently, you haven't been to a louchefest.


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