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Donnie Darko
post Jan 13 2012, 02:43 AM
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I can't decide who I miss more, JMFranc or that fraud Kyle Bairnsfather. JMF was just a small time wannabe scam artist, who was amusing to poke with a stick, but it ended up being ultimately sad to watch him try and win people over, really quite pathetic and humiliating.

Kyle, on the other hand, is a sincere wack-a-doo Kool-Aid drinker who rewrote the laws of chemistry in his own mind in order to sell his magical healing cold-filtered absinthe. He's like a cult-leader without a cult, a megalomaniac who sees conspiracies against him everywhere he looks, and is good for posting endless hours of time-wasting but amusing bathroom reading material. Had he not invented his Absinthe freeze-filter method, I'm certain he would have started something akin to Mormonism.
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post Jan 13 2012, 02:48 AM
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Can't seem to find jmfranc on wormwood society's member list. Now, what about this kyle fellow?

I kind of miss the days when absinthe was still banned for sale in the U.S. Seems like the forums were a bit funner to hang out on then. Now, I do enjoy the fact that absinthe is easier to get and cheaper too when not dealing with the flying monkeys.


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Donnie Darko
post Jan 13 2012, 02:55 AM
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Search this forum for posts by Kyle if you have a few spare hours to kill. You'll learn, among other things, that absinthe is a healthy medicine if you freeze filter it instead of distilling, and the heat employed by traditional distillation ruins the absinthe molecules. And that was some of the more coherent things he said.
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post Jan 13 2012, 02:56 AM
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Ha ha. I'll make a note and when my M.O.L comes in, I'll make an evening of it. Might be better than watching "The Office".


Just refreshed my memory. Wow, what a crock. How did everything end up with the Jmfranc fiasco? Were the samples people received legit?


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post Jan 13 2012, 04:28 AM
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QUOTE(Greytail @ Jan 12 2012, 06:48 PM) *

Can't seem to find jmfranc on wormwood society's member list.

Look for "Jim Francis". Though I just looked, and it seems they have scrubbed all his posts, so maybe he is no longer a valued member. Last time I checked, all was forgiven.
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post Jan 13 2012, 04:37 AM
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Can't seem to find jmfranc on wormwood society's member list.


Sadly, that list is not maintained by FV.


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post Jan 13 2012, 06:28 AM
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You know, Kyle's kind of krazy, but in the end, when you examine his arguments and really look at what he's saying, then, yeah, he's just krazy.

Not that I'm saying that's always a bad thing. Just, y'know, Kyle's krazy.


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post Jan 13 2012, 05:12 PM
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post Jan 13 2012, 05:48 PM
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post Jan 13 2012, 08:18 PM
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post Jan 14 2012, 02:22 AM
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post Feb 22 2012, 06:03 PM
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post Feb 22 2012, 11:32 PM
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post Feb 23 2012, 12:19 AM
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