The Drop Dead Fred Thread Options

[Artemis]

I propose to further amuse myself by not only reading the threads featuring, but posting excerpts from, people whose names pop up in the Cake Hole but never come around anymore.

Katofong:

Ooooh. Pretty spoon. How well does it work for absinthe?

I would have thought you'd be more into the feats of strength.

What happened to the Lounge? I was just beginning to get used to all the abuse.

Greenmeanie:

Remember kiddies, Head fixes everything!

Who's flaming??

WHY do these noobz always forget the laudanum!!??

[Artemis]

Donniej:

As a hobbyist mechanic I've also tasted most automotive fluids and solvents. I'd prefer any of them to Logan Fils.

I heard he's a pedophile.... unless he says nice things about absinthe, in which case he'd be swell.

I'll also add that many people simply do not like absinthe.

Darxtar:

Wow, I'm knackered reading all this! It was like watching a soap opera.

[Artemis]

Irvine:

The first time I drank absinthe I had a dream that I saw a guy being a complete jerk to his girlfriend so I threw a baby shark at him.

... fratboy retards that claim to trip after taking flaming shots of Hill's

... she'd probably throw a berzerker rage hissy fit and make me sleep on the porch

[Artemis]

SloppyGoat:

God damn, I hate wine taster fucks like you.

Fuck you. You're a forum full of trolls.

Yeah, thanks. Fuck you. Stick your head right back up your ass, ok? It's not like you belong here anymore than I do, you fucking piece of shit.

[Absomphe]

Sounds like he was talkin' to me.

Yo, Sloppy, this Hair of the Dog [i]Doggie Claws 2011's for you, numb nutz!

[moschops]

Sloppy advances to the next bracket.

[Tibro]

…as Artemis digresses.

[Artemis]

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[Tibro]

Mining the passed.

[Artemis]

I spent some time preparing Rimbaud's memorial, but I wasn't sure he qualifies. He's been gone less than a year. Besides, he had 47 pages of quotes and I hadn't envisioned working that hard on it. Then I digressed into reading 18 pages of a cross-forum melee that took place in 2008. I think I stayed away from here (and the Internet in general) that year - for sure I hadn't seen any of that thread before today. By the time I had finished digressing, it wasn't his birthday anymore, anyway.

jacflash:

Ah, but did you get your piece of meat back?

Hey, I can respect a guy's refusal to be a lemminglike suckup.

None of this stuff holds a candle to Black Sabbath.

Jason:

This nasty absinthe wanna-be stuff I made from an essence kit off of ebay gives me tertiaries in the form of a horrible mind-numbing aftertaste that has been reverberating in the depths of my brain for days !

I learned hard and fast my first few days in the Navy , soap on a rope is your friend !

Am wanting to experience the full range of qualities eventually , which includes the truly crappy ones .

[Steve]

I started to post a topic for Rimmy here yesterday after wishing him a happy birthday on Facebook, then I remembered he doesn't come here anymore, so it didn't seem appropriate. Sad.

[Artemis]

La Lanterne Verte

That'll only happen when we advance to a Star Trek type of civilization where there's no money and people work for personal improvement, etc.

"...then liberally coat the spoon or grille with with your own urine just like the French did at the fin de siecle..."

I can see myself squealing like a little schoolgirl over the right absinthe spoon in the future.

[Jack Batemaster]

Qui est ce « Rimbo » ?

[Artemis]

Several birthdays went by while I was in Mississippi. I had no Internet, just acres and acres of grass to mow. It was nice, better than sifting through dead posts. I think I remember seeing Ari was up when I got back.

Ari

Salvia, cigars, fireworks and absinth. It's like getting a darwin award isn't even hard anymore.

The whining comes after he was ribbed and instead of apologizing or expanding his question he went into some sort of tirade. I'm curious, is it acceptable at your house for a new guest to demand you answer a question and then rant when they don't get the answer they want?

The one thing I think is being ignored is the power of marketing, if it ever happens to real absinthe. When it comes to the masses never underestimate their willingness to sit around and wait to be told what to wear, eat, drink and say. (If say Oprah (for example) started drinking absinthe, I would expect the number of people who hate anise to suddenly drop).

[Jack Batemaster]

Qui est ce « Ari » ?