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Coralyne
post Sep 3 2012, 12:31 AM
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QUOTE(Artemis @ Sep 2 2012, 11:05 AM) *
the worm-holy remnants of the nightstand of a medieval bishop, macerated in an alchemist's flask to extract something mind-bending.


Okay, I read that while eating fruit salad and very nearly shot a grape across the room.

QUOTE(Artemis @ Sep 2 2012, 11:05 AM) *
Change your plan. Post here a lot.


No promises, but suggestion duly noted. I shall endeavor to post as often as it suits me, though I cannot promise that none of said posts will consist of bad puns. tongue.gif
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post Sep 3 2012, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE(Provenance @ Sep 2 2012, 12:41 PM) *

I was going to say that I found the tits photo disappointing if only because it's a stock pic not your own feeder.


Well, I've been literally waiting for YEARS for a chance to make that joke, so I had to come up with a photo in a hurry when the opportunity arose and blindsided me like that. I don't live in an especially tit-laden area, unfortunately, though, so a stock image had to do.

QUOTE(Provenance @ Sep 2 2012, 12:41 PM) *

On the other hand, given the cats, that may well be for the best.


Yep. They're all pretty avid birdwatchers. Below is a typical scene at my front door (crows and squirrels tend to frequent the yard here):

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post Sep 3 2012, 03:48 AM
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Fake tits and eager pussy waiting at the door. I foresee many posts in your future.


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post Sep 3 2012, 05:46 AM
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Or at least a fun place to drop off the Imp for an afternoon.

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post Sep 3 2012, 06:02 AM
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QUOTE(Tibro @ Sep 2 2012, 08:48 PM) *

eager pussy waiting at the door.



blink.gif OK, now I'm sorely tempted to re-title that photo on my flickr page.

Also, note to self: invest in screen wipes.

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post Sep 3 2012, 01:31 PM
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Welcome! Please post away. Nobody ever asked to see my tits…..
That Siamese looks a lot like my childhood cat, Ming. He would go into twitchy clucking fits when the birds hit the feeders. I still have a dream every so often that he shows up at the door, despite it being over 35 years….
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post Sep 3 2012, 02:15 PM
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QUOTE(Artemis @ Sep 2 2012, 03:16 PM) *

You mean it's snot?


I've certainly tried a few with that color and texture.

None that quite tasted like that, though, thankfully.


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post Sep 5 2012, 01:03 PM
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Welcome, Coralyne! I hope you'll stick around and post occasionally or often.
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post Sep 6 2012, 02:58 AM
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Welcome. Let your senses be your guides. Especially your tastebuds.


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post Sep 6 2012, 09:56 PM
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I'm going the wrong way around, but a belated welcome to you, Coralyne. There are plenty of gems in the archives worth snagging here at the FV, but since you've demonstrated that"shrinking violet" is not a charge to be leveled against you, I say you may as well stick around and get comfy. I'm sure you'll find plenty of folks who wanna spoon.gif
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