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Jack Batemaster
post Sep 26 2006, 11:02 PM
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He actually managed to get that grille to drip penis-shaped driplets, er droplets...AMAZING!


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post Sep 27 2006, 01:08 PM
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he can see the future

And in it I look hungry.


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post Sep 27 2006, 01:12 PM
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And drunk.


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post Sep 27 2006, 01:21 PM
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I guess I could change my sign to "will work for food"
but the booze at least has the potential to keep longer.


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post Sep 27 2006, 01:36 PM
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Except maybe for those glacier-encrusted mammoths.


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post Sep 27 2006, 02:18 PM
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I was obsessing on what my spoons might look like in an airplane crash so I decided to sacrifice a few to the press.
I'm thinking of going to the hardware store for some thin aluminum to press, it'd be more like I pictured.


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post Sep 27 2006, 02:19 PM
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I'm afraid of flying.


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The Standard Deviant
post Sep 27 2006, 04:19 PM
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I prefer trains.


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post Sep 27 2006, 05:50 PM
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I used to put annealed silver dollars on the tracks and wait for the train to roll them into usable sheet metal.


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post Sep 27 2006, 06:10 PM
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I actually enjoy flying, but I have a love affair with trains.

I can see the post-air-disaster grille being a conglomeration of melted spoons, a pile of them heat-fused, and melted over the edge of some glass-sized cylinder that could withstand the heat.
The "Kirk flies almost all the way to Seattle" grille.
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post Sep 27 2006, 07:38 PM
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I can see a terrorist hijacking a plane using Kirk's Elephant Grille by stabbing the pilot in the neck with it.

Don't get on a plane, Kirk.
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post Sep 27 2006, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(Wild Bill Turkey @ Sep 27 2006, 12:10 PM) *

I have a love affair with trains.



Jack will be happy to hear that.


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post Sep 28 2006, 03:35 PM
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I can see the semi-melted scorched grilles on ebay . . .

Fear is the mind killer. Flying isn't that dangerous, the odds are very good that you'll make it OK. I hate how uncomforatble it is but I try to get drunk and sleep through it. About 45 minutes after landing I feel better.


The worst part is the jet lag.


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post Sep 28 2006, 11:16 PM
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I like to be able to see the surroundings pass by. If one is to sit in a steel box for hours then there might as well be something to look at.


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post Oct 5 2006, 04:43 PM
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I salvaged this from the wreckage of
Flight JF01:


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